You shouldn't try this at home.
Trust us- we're YouTube celebrities.
And we're kind of a big deal!
Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain. Dude, that chick last night?
Jory: Yeah?
Riley: The one who was, like, after...
Jory: The one with the, uh...
Riley: Oh, yeah, yeah!
Jory: ...The personality?
Riley: Yeah, we went out. You know, we went swimming right after. I mean, man! Is she THAT good! I mean, like, she was, like, goin' under...
Jory: (laughs) Yeah!
Riley: She was almost as good as, like...
Jory: (eagerly) Yeah, yeah?
Riley: ...A blowfish!
*all three laugh*
Jory: Okay, I'm gonna microwave it! (struggles to take blowfish out of Riley's hands)
Riley: Easy, easy! No, no, no, no, no!
Jory: (timidly) That's a blowfish...
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: (muffled) Be careful!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory and Riley: 2.8!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory 2.8... (to Riley) Do your thing!
Riley: (quickly) 2.8! We don't have time for that!
Jory: ...We do this thing, and we have this microwave. Her name is Shauna! Okay, so let's put in...
Jon: (annoyed) It's SARAH!
Jory: No, it ISN'T!
Riley: GOD!
Jory: She's a shape-shifter!
Jon: (in realization of Jory changing the name each episode) OH!
Jory: Okay, so in goes the blowfish.
Jon: Which also starts with "S"!
Jory: (to blowfish) Oh, sorry! Sorry, pardon me!
Jory: Okay, so I'm definitely gonna put it in there for the fish-and-seafood setting, but it automatically goes off, so we'll just have to leave it in there.
Jon: (to Jory) We will escape, and you will stay in here and face the blowfish by yourself!
Jory: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most certain death!
*bubbles*
Jon: Alright, hopefully, this experiment won't blow!
Riley: (grunts) It just looks like this evil, like...
Jory: Dude, it's like Kirby!
Riley: No, what's that...?
Jory: We just stuffed Kirby into a microwave!
Riley: Smell that?
Jory: Yeah, it's fish!
Riley: Ooh! I think it's smoking! This is interesting!
Jon: I can't see anything, guys.
Riley: No?
Jory: Neither can I, really. Do you wanna shove tin foil in its mouth?
Riley: 30 seconds left...
Jon: Whoa!
Riley: What the hell?!
Jory: It's blowing! It's a blowfish! Dude, this is gonna be, like, burnt smell AND fish! (singing) Give me back my Filet o' Fish!
Jory and Riley: (singing) Give me that fish! Oh!
Jory: (singing) Give me that Filet o' Fish! Give me that fish!
Riley: (singing) Oh!
Jory: (singing) What if it were YOU cookin' in my microwave?
Riley: 4 seconds... 3... 2... 1... Alright, masks on!
Jory: (muffled through mask) Masks on!
Jon: (muffled) Oh, no!
Riley: (muffled) It looks like it was swimming, like, as fast as it could, straight into a wall!
Jory: (disgustedly) Oh-ho-ho!
Riley: (in Southern accent) Look at them pearly whites!
Jon: That is a piece of art, my friends! You can actually smell the fish! It's taxidermied, but it still retains that smell, I guess.
Now, we'll lead them back... home!
Riley: Ready, ready, ready? (in monster voice) Release the Kraken!
Jory: It smells like a urinal! And this looks like bamboo! What the [beep] IS this?!
Jon: It's one of his spikes! It's a defensive measure! You just destroyed it! This is an extinct species!
Jory: It's not extinct...
Jon: THIS particular one is!
So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a taxidermied blowfish?
Jon: NO ONE was EVER wondering that in the history...!
Jory: Let's ask him- Is it a good idea to microwave you?
Riley: (in feeble fish voice) No!
Jory: He's not talking! But he does have this, like, crispy candy shell on him, which I think means "don't microwave me." That's all the time we have for this episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Jory: This episode blew!
Riley: Fishy, if you ask me!
*end credits play*
Riley: Easy, easy! No, no, no, no, no!
Jory: (timidly) That's a blowfish...
Riley: (to blowfish) Easy- he didn't mean to hurt you...
Jory: Can I make-out with him?
Jon: Okay, that's disgusting! It's a taxidermied blowfish! Aw!
*Click on episode #156 to see Samantha use her unique "fish" setting for her debut!*