you're supposed to make us afraid but
we're really scared by how bad they are
says who says me
well you says me welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we're counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
Zombie movies for this list we're
looking at those zombie movies that
leave us wondering what the film's
creators were even thinking there's a
fine line between the frightening and
the absurd and it seems as though this
line was left in the dust a long time
ago with these cinematic gems gosh yeah
number 10 resident evil afterlife
you
the first Resident Evil movie had the
novelty of being based off a popular
video game but after that sequel started
popping out left and right by the time
we reach the fourth installment we're
dealing with clones ax-wielding monsters
and even more evil corporation
conspiracies it's less about zombies and
more about getting those big 3d bucks
number 9 Nazis at the center of the
earth do you want any idea what it's
like to find an 8 million year old
viable sample of streptomyces frozen in
the permafrost now let's see what kind
of nasties we find anything with Jake
Busey is an automatic must-see if you
thought this movie was gonna be about
anything other than literal Nazis at the
center of the earth then you will be
sadly mistaken this bizarro Fest
features a robot Hitler along with some
very patient Nazi zombies who have been
biding their time at the Earth's core
waiting for their moment to strike
thankfully they do so in a
straight-to-dvd clunker as you can see I
am in need of new flesh Lucas's flesh
will be my flesh number 8 zombie
nightmare
the 80s gave us a lot of great things
but this zombie movie isn't one of them
the obviously low-budget and abysmal
acting would normally make for one of
those so bad it's good movie situations
but this is just genuinely bad even with
Tia Carrere and Adam West killing right
Frank
even better this Canadian flicks lone
zombie doesn't make an appearance until
the second half of the film so we've got
to wonder why the filmmakers even
bothered at all see look I told you
there's nobody here number seven zombie
night Canada strikes again with another
low-budget zombie vehicle but this time
there are no pseudo celebs to keep you
entertained after nuclear fallout from
World War three spawns an epidemic of
the Living Dead a group must do whatever
they can to survive the zombies and a
vengeful enemy sounds pretty standard
but the story doesn't hold together
nearly as well as that but what it lacks
in storytelling it makes up for in cheap
cheap carnage
number six
zombie five killing birds
you'd think by the title that this movie
would be about zombie birds that fly
around killing people but you'd be wrong
so wrong
instead we're not quite sure what this
movie is supposed to be about sure there
are zombies but there's also a murderer
who's not in jail for some reason and
apparently a haunted house it's clear
the movie is just about as confused as
its audience
number five gangs of the Dead also known
as last rites
how's all this about home what's funny
about this movie is um everything which
probably isn't the best quality when
you're actually going for terrifying
what you laughing at wife way huh hey
hey hey what it's a zombie film with an
urban setting and done without skill it
leads to some painfully cringe-worthy
moments yeah [ __ ] you trippin you call
me [ __ ] one more time
Hey look now at the time for jokes I you
can thank a meteorite strike for the
creation of the homeless zombie horde
and then you can thank everyone involved
in this movie for making it so awful
Hey ah I just had to watch he's just
trying to earn a bond one of my bucks
hey watch the paint
number four Return of the Living Dead
five rave from the grave
you would think that after four movies
the dangerous chemicals that caused the
dead to reanimate would have been
destroyed but why do that when you can
try to synthesize a drug out of it and
sell it to high school students pick
this up take one pot ecstasy mixing a
little school trip add just a dash of
the life after that okay you got a self
a hit of zine nothing could possibly go
wrong but everything does and
unfortunately a lot of teens who just
wanted to party hard end up dying
miserably Jamie is me Jenny
number three zombie strippers the
zombies out there it's fairly clear that
this movie was just an excuse to give
former Freddy Krueger Robert Englund and
porn star turned serious actress jenna
jameson something to do everything great
must first wear hideous and monstrous
masks in order to inscribe themselves on
the hearts of humanity while zombies and
strippers might be delightful on their
own they make for a less than
satisfactory combination in this movie
I'm going to dance let's be honest if
you're getting out-danced by a zombie
it's time to rethink what you're doing
with your life
number two redneck zombies
what we can learn from this film is that
rednecks love moonshine so much they
don't care what it's made out of even if
it's nuclear waste
do not open till Christmas
of course these rednecks didn't know
they were cooking up sour mash that
would turn them into flesh-eating living
dead and of course their targets are the
city folk camping nearby and of course
deodorant is the only way to keep these
zombie rednecks at bay
before we bring our top pik back from
the afterlife here are a few honorable
mentions
Chris from the
take the body to the surface then bring
me the stats on Berger malice to see
what
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Oh oh Jesus Christ
my analysis nobody expect me to do all
the work
number one House of the Dead
it's an ova ball flick so you know
you're in for a treat for whatever
reason college kids just can't have a
good time without things trying to kill
them when they attempt to go for a rave
on an island they're attacked by a swarm
of zombies doing the bidding of an
immortal Spanish priest it's awful in so
many ways that there are too many to
name in this clip
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