- One of these burgers cost $10,000
and one of these phones cost $150,000
and one of these yachts cost $600 million.
And every time Chris guesses
which item is the most expensive, I'll give Martin $500.
Let's see if Chris hates his friend.
- I do not.
- This is cake number one right here.
That's gonna be a stack of money,
I called it, I'm very smart.
- We might have put it in here
to make you think it's more expensive than it is.
Cake number two.
- Here's the thing about cake.
The bigger the cake, the more expensive.
'Cause that's not usually how most things go.
- So you would say size matters with cake.
- Size does matter with cake.
- Option number one is money cake,
option number two is giant cake.
Which one is more expensive?
- Money cake looked better,
giant cake was bigger.
I know I said I wanted to go with size matters
but I think I'm gonna go with money cake.
- You are correct. - Yeah!
- Money cake cost $10,000 to make
whereas the other one was only a hundred,
which means Martin won this $500.
Here's the $500.
Thanks for coming out.
All right, next clip.
- Bye, Martin.
- We have two pizzas here.
- I know what that is, fois gras.
- Yes.
- We had that.
Is this the pizza that we actually had?
- It looks pretty close, yeah, truffles from France.
- Oh, we did have caviar.
- This is pizza number two.
- Here's the thing.
That company I don't think could afford
that expensive of a pizza to do a review on.
- Bro, stop wasting time, pick.
- Gold.
- Yes, obviously it was the gold one.
That's not $9,000.
How's that nine grand?
- 'Cause they're ultra-rare ingredients from Spain.
- Hey, I'm in Spain but without the S.
- Next clip, let's see if Chris still hates his friend.
- I do not.
Ooh, watches are tough.
- Which is more expensive, those ones on the left
or the one on the right?
- I was looking at Chronoscopes earlier.
- Is that a Chronoscope?
- No, the other one is.
I think it's that one.
- So you wanna lock your answer?
- I'm gonna lock it in with that, I think it is.
They're just buss down,
that's why it makes it look
like it's more expensive.
Yeah, woo! - I knew it.
- That is not the watch I was looking at, 2 million dollars,
no sir-ee. - What do you mean?
You're not super wealthy?
You're not Jeff Besoz?
- Mm mm.
- I am because I'm bald.
I knew the one on the left is cheap
because one time I went in a mall
and I bought that gold watch there,
I guess she scammed me, for 50 dollars.
But I convinced everyone I bought it for 10 grand
and people believed me.
- You actually got scammed out of 25 dollars.
- I did.
Hold that for Martin, next clip.
So we got a Lamborghini Aventador versus a -
- Bugatti Chiron.
- I mean come on, that's a pretty easy one.
- Here's the thing, the Lamborghini,
even though it's cheaper, had nicer footage.
They couldn't have gotten more than an 80 dollar camera
to film this? - Bro,
they spent all the money on the Bugatti.
- Yeah, on the car.
- If you buy a Bugatti, you don't have
money left over for a camera.
- That's fair, I'm locking it in, Bugatti.
- I'll go and get the money ready.
What?
Oh, it's a fake Bugatti.
You guys used low camera quality to trick me.
I've been bamboozled.
- Next clip.
- Hot dog.
- So we got glizzy number one.
- Glizzy number one's looking pretty fancy
with that log as a plate.
- Kinda like that log plate.
- I want that hot dog so freaking bad.
- Uh.
- I know, I think that one's more expensive
'cause the caviar and the truffles.
- Caviar and truffles, but multiple times
we've made you think something was expensive.
- Yeah, I know you guys
like this whole reverse psychology,
you're all therapists or whatever.
- What are you picking?
- I'm gonna go with the logless glizzy.
- Logless glizzy, is he correct?
Logless glizzy.
- Hey!
- Bro, you almost picked a 5 dollar weenie
over the 169 dollar weenie.
Martin can take this money and buy three
of the weenies on the right.
He could get each of us a weenie.
- Let's go get weenies.
- Let's do it.
This is a phone slash?
- Emulator.
I personally built something like this one time.
- And then we got this.
Is that Who's The Boss?
Bro, I love this guy.
Hey, Boss, come collab with us.
- Here's the thing, I don't know
if this is a real gold phone.
- You think if that phone's 150 grand,
in the intro, he'd be tossy tossy like that?
- I may just have to go with my gut,
I'm gonna say Mario phone is more expensive.
- Bro, you thought that a phone
with a little Game Boy on the back
beat a solid gold phone? - Why was he throwing it?
- 'Cause he's rich.
- You guys hate Mario.
- 'Cause he's rich.
He goes, "Let me toss this 'cause I can buy a new one."
- You see this face on my hat?
Now it's sad and it reflects how I feel.
- Skateboarding, this is our first skateboard,
option number one. - It's just
a glass skateboard. - And then this is.
- That looks like the Louis Vuitton skateboard.
- A Louis Vuitton board or a glass board?
- I know that in the video, the glass board,
he literally shatters it that same video
so I'm gonna guess Louis Vuitton.
- Good, if you didn't you were an idiot.
- Actually it might have cost, okay, there we go,
oh God, oh God. - Were you about
to change your answer?
He was literally about to change his answer.
- No, I was.
- Obviously a Louis Vuitton board
costs more than a glass board.
- Yeah, Louis Vuitton.
- I'm gonna summon Martin.
Hey Martin, so so far Chris has only made you
2000 dollars, I'll let you go ahead and hold it.
- Why do you hate me?
- I don't hate you, here's the thing.
- Let's see if he changes his mind.
In case you can't tell, I love these jump cuts.
- Yeah, I can tell.
- Which hotel room is more expensive?
We got the leftie and the right.
Whoa, I think I've been in that hotel room on the left.
- Jimmy's rich, Jimmy's a rich piece of crap.
Ooh, that's pretty, it's kinda small though.
That's so cool, I love that.
Well when you look at it from that angle
it kinda didn't really look that well kept.
Oh is this the same place or is this the second one?
- This is the second one.
Which one's more expensive?
- I'm gonna say the second one
but I feel like you're baiting me again
but I would be dumb if I didn't go with the second one.
- If it says it's the first one, I just don't believe it.
- All right, there we go, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, look, I'm in a state of panic right now,
I don't know what to think anymore.
You guys have bamboozled me.
You know what I do think about?
Martin getting 500 bands.
- There's five more clips left, let's see
if Chris can turn things around.
We have two yachts here,
both super ultra mega yachts, okay?
- Got you.
- Ooh, ooh. - Ooh, that's a good,
ooh. - Ooh.
That's pretty beautiful.
- I've only been on like two yachts ever
and you paid for 'em
but that's the nicest yacht I've seen.
- And then here is the other mega yacht.
This looks like some Jack Sparrow typey.
- This looks like the Sydney Opera House
floating down the water.
That's what, this one might be the most expensive one.
- What's your answer?
- Here's the thing.
- We don't care, what's your answer?
- Hamilton.
Hey!
- Wow.
- Yeah, giant floating sack of turd
just made Martin 500 more dollars.
- The white one was half a billion dollars
more expensive? - That is ridiculous.
- Or if you had 100,000 stacks of these,
here's it compared to a building
and that still wouldn't even pay for 10 percent
of the yacht on the right.
- Chess set.
Ooh, the one on the left looks cooler.
- This looks like it has expensive jewels,
whereas the other one looks like a little arcade thing.
- That might be crystal.
- This is making me wanna watch Queen's Gambit again.
All right.
- Jimmy, I'm gonna go ahead and even if it's wrong,
if it's not the first one, it's number one.
If somehow that thing is more expensive
than gold and diamonds and jewels, I don't wanna be right.
Hey, wait, hey,
appreciate the soft ball there, buddy.
- You're good, there you go.
I knew you would screw up
so I had to put an easy one in.
Three more left, make sure you're playing along at home,
see if you can get 'em right.
Which pool is more expensive?
- I've been watching a lot of pool shows on TV
and what I know is I'm looking for a grotto.
If I see a grotto, ooh, there's a grotto,
I already see a grotto.
A little bit of a lazy river.
- Wow.
This person has an entire water park in their back yard.
- What's this guy live in Disney World?
Like what the heck?
- This guy is Disney World.
All right, now we're onto clip number two.
- Looks like something
out of a five star resort.
- Five star resort.
- That's because it is.
Modeled after the Wynn Las Vegas.
- There's a lot going on in my head.
So on one hand, we got a lot of land,
lot of water, on the other hand,
we got really pretty water.
- I'm gonna pick number two, what are you picking?
- Number two.
Yeah!
- I need to stop helping him.
Up next we have headphones.
- I remember this video actually.
I think these headphones
were in the like 300,000 dollar range.
I don't remember this video.
- This looks like some dude just spray painted
some headphones in his garage.
- No, they were Monster Cat,
which is usually a cheaper brand.
- I'm going with left one.
- Left.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- We're not even pausing it,
we're jumping straight into burger,
take the freaking money.
- Ooh ooh ooh.
- We got an exquisite mushroom burger
and then we have a bald guy which, I'm biased,
because now that I'm -
- He is bald.
- I was bald two weeks ago
so I'm officially routing for number one.
I'm team bald.
- Ooh I don't know, that cheese making me route.
- Oh my God, ooh.
But bro, there's no gold or caviar.
It's definitely number one.
Pick, pick, pick.
- Scared. Right.
- Oh.
- I didn't even think, you scared me
and I said right and I meant to say left.
- Bro, why did you think a burger?
- I meant to say left, I meant to say left.
- You could buy that at McDonald's.
- I meant to say left, I meant to say left.
- How about you turn, walk to your left out of the set
'cause the video's over,
subscribe if you haven't already.
- Wait a minute, we forgot about Martin.
- Oh yeah, congratulations, Chris won you
another, I don't know, whatever that is.
What do you wanna tell the viewers?
- Uh. - Good enough for me.