- Happy anniversary.
So it's Max and I's anniversary today.
We've been married for a total of four years.
We've been married four years,
and we've been together four and a half years.
Yes. That means we dated for six months
before we tied the knot.
Six months' a very short time.
Sometimes I can't even wrap my head
around the fact that I'm already married.
And now here I am. Fourth year.
As exciting as today is,
we've been doing a lot of stuff recently.
So we kind of just wanna take it easy day.
We're gonna take a chill pill.
I just got an idea of like
something really cute that we could do together.
Okay. So Max and I started dating in 2018
and it was a couple of months, I think,
after Call Me By Your Name came out.
So I was like at the peak of my obsession, right?
When we started dating, I would read the book to Max
and then we would watch the movie together.
And it was like this really sweet memory that we have.
And we always talk about it.
So maybe what we can do today is we can like watch
Call Me By Your Name together.
I think that'll be sweet.
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I'm finally gonna wear my special shoe today
for our anniversary.
Cuz what better time it is to feel special
if not on our anniversary date, right?
Which is really ironic,
cuz Max absolutely hates these shoes.
Little update on Mr. Bunny,
still not hung yet.
And it's been over like 10 business days.
Trying to figure out if this would look cuter
with a hat because it's so windy outside.
- [Max] Good morning.
- Morning.
- I think today is a windy day.
So we are gonna have no other choice
but having maybe a bad hair day, just deal with it.
- Yeah, but I'm like, should I wear a hat?
- No, you cute like this.
You know what we should do today?
- What?
- We should go shop for a plant
to put in the corner of the room over there
in which that plant, through the years,
will grow through our love.
Have you shown them what I built for you yesterday?
Tada! So now Yos can do pull ups here.
- Okay, that better not be my anniversary gift
cuz I'm gonna cry.
- What if it is?
(Max laughing)
Hey, come and show them how it's done.
(Max grunting)
Two, three.
- Well, I'm actually really surprised
that it didn't break the door.
- Fuck off. You calling me fat?
- Wait, actually I was literally joking
about the gift thing.
I'm not asking for a gift.
I'm happy with just getting a plant for over there.
- What did you get me?
- Nothing. Your birthday was literally like last week.
So I didn't get you anything.
I didn't plan anything.
- You know, it's your dad's anniversary.
Yeah. Aw, so sweet.
He's telling us happy anniversary.
- Why are you taking me to the parking lot?
- I'm keeping you shield from the wind.
Now we're walking on the ground to the restaurant.
- Wait, you booked a restaurant for anniversary?
- No, we're just showing up.
- Oh.
But is it somewhere special?
- Well, we've never been before, so we're gonna try it out.
- But again, like I don't,
I don't care if you didn't book anything special.
Cuz we did a lot of stuff last week.
- You're special.
- Yeah. Just spending time with you is special.
- Can you believe four years married already?
- No, I can't.
Four years is so long.
(relaxed string music)
- The rice looks like it's covered in cum.
- It's mayo.
So did you have a good lunch?
- Yeah. Let's go look at plants.
- There's one more stop I want to make
before we go to plants.
It's a surprise.
- Really?
- Mhm.
- Is it a present?
- We'll see.
I just ordered something and I need to go and pick it up.
- This day just got a little more exciting.
- And I'm having second thought now
that I know that I don't have any present.
- What do you-
(both laughing)
- But knowing you,
the present that you're getting is probably more
like a present for us.
Like I really don't think
that you actually got me like a me present.
- Ah. Let's find out.
- Wait, what is it?
- Try to guess.
- Is it a perfume?
- You have too many of those.
- If I guess it right, would you actually tell me
and say I guessed it right?
- No.
- Then what's the point of guessing?
It seems like we're headed downtown,
which is a good sign.
Are we headed downtown?
Ooh, we're going downtown.
The anticipation is killing me.
I'm getting blue balls.
- Okay. I'll tell you what's the surprise.
- What is it?
- We're getting a puppy.
No, it's not.
(both laughing)
- You just got me so excited.
- No, it's not.
- That's kind of a bad idea for you to do.
Cuz now whatever it is,
I'm gonna be disappointed that it's not a puppy.
- You think?
I think you'll be satisfied.
- Okay.
- With my present.
I hope so.
Or you can always return it.
- No.
Are we going where I think we're going?
- Where do you think you're going?
I don't wanna say it cause I don't want to jinx it,
but my heart is beating as fast
as a 14 year old watching girl on girl porn right now.
- What?
- There it is, downtown.
Do you want me to bring the camera or
do you want it to be an us thing?
- You can bring it. It's fine.
(whimsical piano music)
- Oh my God.
Stop it.
- I can't go there.
- He's fucking with me.
I know he's fucking with me.
He's fucking with me for sure.
Thank you so much.
- [Max] There you go. Open it.
- This is so awkward to do in public.
- [Max] What do you think it is?
What is it?
- It's so cute.
- [Max] Is that the one you like, the one you wanted maybe?
- This is pretty.
- [Max] Are you flustered?
- It's so cute.
- [Max] Do you like your new bracelet?
- I love it.
I love it so much when, you know,
people I love get me jewelry.
Cuz I treasure that, like, for the rest of my life.
- [Max] Don't lose that one.
- I won't.
I promise.
(silly synth music)
So our goal today here is to find something tall
that looks like a tree
that's not too wide.
It has to be just right.
Like me.
Sometimes I wonder what people think
when they see us do shit like that.
Whoa, this place is so cool.
- [Max] Some options that we saw,
but they're smaller than the one we saw.
- They look enormous.
What are you talking about?
They're taller than you.
- Yeah but, our ceiling is so high.
So they're gonna look so small.
I'm George of the Jungle.
- So our option right now is this olive tree.
Oh my God.
How cool would it be to have an olive tree
like in the corner of your living room?
I originally wanted like a fake olive tree,
but people on TikTok tell me
that they're really cheugy and that I should get a real one.
- [Max] I actually really like that one over there.
- Wait, let's see.
- Isn't that cool?
- It's way too big.
- And it makes orange, tangerine.
- Okay, super exciting.
I think we have a lot of options.
We're considering getting the olive tree
for the living room cuz it's like giant.
Oh my God.
I feel like my dreams are coming true.
This is literally the vision that I had.
My gay vision is coming alive.
- Haulin' our trees.
(cart bumping)
- Guys. It's happening.
We got two plants.
- I think we went overboard.
- It's like going to an adoption center
and then finding twins.
You can't take one without the other.
Okay. Now we're gonna go find pots
for our new little friends, our new children.
This is like as exciting as getting a puppy.
Hey bro.
- Sup bro.
- Thanks for the anniversary gift bro.
- You're welcome bro.
Do I get the anniversary sex?
I mean, do I get anniversary making love session?
- Eh, have you been vaccinated for the smallpox?
- No.
- I'll give you sex anyway.
- Nah, I just want cuddle.
- I actually can't believe that
I've never showed you guys this.
Our wedding Polaroids, we never showed it on YouTube.
- This is it, y'all.
Ooh.
Some of them I've probably shared on like Instagram
or whatever, but I haven't looked at these in a while.
This was right after the ceremony.
Look how dapper we look.
- [Max] I was so skinny.
- You were.
- I still fit in the shirt actually.
- Do you?
- That's the one I wore for my birthday.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh that's our friend Yfonne.
She basically like helped us do everything.
She got the wedding cake.
She booked like the wedding dinner place
and invited everyone.
When you arrive at the city hall,
you have to do like paperwork.
And for some reason we want to document that.
So then there's this photo
of us signing papers and doing random shit.
And then this was the ceremony itself.
Ah.
- Nothing too fancy.
- No.
- But to the point.
- Yes. Do you remember your feeling on the wedding day?
When we took this photo in particular, okay,
when we were in front of the, what do you call it?
The wedding officiate person.
Do you remember your feeling?
- I was just very happy and nervous and butterfly.
And it went by so fast.
- It did. It went by really fast.
I just remember thinking like, what the fuck?
- Am I really doing this?
- Yeah. Like this is actually happening.
You can see in my face.
- How did you feel?
- I just remembered feeling like, whoa.
It's like going on a rollercoaster ride,
but like never coming down.
Cuz they ask you like, do you take this man as your husband?
You're like, I do.
It never comes down.
Cuz like it keeps going up and up.
Cuz you're just like, what the fuck.
- Here it goes from there.
- Yeah. - It starts.
That's a start of a new life.
- Exactly.
You know how in fairy tales,
the ending is usually like when they get married,
they find their like Prince Charming
and then it's like done.
Happy ending forever.
Obviously real life was not like that.
So I feel like inside, I was feeling very unprepared
and like, I didn't know what to expect afterwards,
especially because I don't know
any one of my friends who were married at that point.
- I think the difference from that point on
is that whatever stress or whatever other obstacle
you're gonna have in your life, well,
you're gonna deal with it as two.
- Yeah. That's true.
- You're gonna go through it together.
- And you also get dick anytime you want.
- Mhm.
- And then this was at the dinner.
Max, of course, always being weird.
- [Max] I never changed.
- Yeah, you never did.
And then this is us again.
More wedding photos of the dinner.
That's Max's friend, Chris, who now lives in Japan.
It's me, holding, what was I holding?
Oh my God. We still have that.
We had that on our cake.
- And this is our butts.
- Yeah.
(both laughing)
- We went karaoke after the wedding.
- We got so drunk and had karaoke night.
And this is Max singing "Under the Sea",
that's like his go-to karaoke song.
We used to take so many Polaroids.
We don't do that anymore.
Aw.
Well, we have to finish it,
finish up the album.
We need to have like another wedding,
with or without each other.
- What?
(both laughing)
(glasses clinking)
- This is not bad.
Hey, Costco wine,
Costco wine is where it's at.
Today was unexpectedly a very special day.
- You're welcome.
- It's like days like this where you'll remember
for a long time.
Do you like your new friend?
So you guys see this laundry hamper.
I want something like this, obviously like the right size,
but I'm gonna put the pot in it.
So it's gonna look so like homey and cozy.
Isn't this cute? Little rattan moment.
And this is the olive tree.
Isn't she pretty?
The only thing that I'm really concerned about though is
we have another olive plant,
like a really small one that we bought like two years ago.
It started losing leaves on the lower branches.
So I'm scared that it's gonna lose a lot of leaves
and it's gonna look bald, but you know what?
Even the baldies deserve love too.
I hope you love our new plants.
Please comment a good name for them.
Thank y'all for joining us for another week.
- Let's make them kiss.
- Us next week.
- Why next week?
- Bye y'all.
- Bye.
- Cheers.
(chill synth music)