- Where are you going after the summer?
- College.
- Today, I'm gonna be giving you college advice.
- You think I need it?
- I think you most definitely need it.
You've barely made it this far.
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What are you gonna be? What's your major?
- Hopefully, business.
Sports management maybe.
- [Dr. Mike] What does that mean?
- I don't know.
Take care of like people in sports and business.
Financials and stuff.
- [Dr. Mike] Financials?
- Yeah.
- [Dr. Mike] You're gonna get them bank.
- I mean, that's the goal.
- How?
- Same way I get you banked, this smile right here.
- This smile?
- Cut that one out.
- [Daniel] Let me give a quick rundown.
- [Dr. Mike] Okay.
- So we have thrifted cargo pants.
- [Dr. Mike] Thrifted cargo pants?
- [Daniel] Yeah.
- Where did you thrift them from?
- Some small shop in New York.
- Okay.
- And t-shirt
- When you say you thrifted it,
what does that actually mean?
- You don't know what thrifting is?
- Like you go to a thrift store,
but what does that actually mean?
- Yeah. So that.
- [Dr. Mike] Whose is it?
- I don't know. I don't know.
- What if the person who wore this shirt
before you really smelled?
- I mean, that'd be unfortunate, again.
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- [Dr. Mike] What does your shirt say without looking at it?
- I don't know. I couldn't care less.
- [Dr. Mike] What?
So what do you think it says?
- Honestly Don't look at it.
- I don't know.
- Just what do you think, don't look at it.
Stop looking at it.
- I can't read You can't read
upside down anyway.
- Exactly.
A ring. This is from Amazon.
This is from Grillz.
- [Dr. Mike] Is it prime? It's prime day.
- I don't know. I'm joking. Go ahead.
[Dr. Mike] What about that headband?
- This?
- [Dr. Mike] Is that your girlfriend's?
- No, I don't have a girlfriend.
It's for when I play basketball.
I put my hair up if it gets in my eyes.
- [Dr. Mike] Oh, you got like a rat tail going?
- I get like a, you know,
- A slick bun. - Can I see it?
- No. - Can you do it?
- No I can't do that.
- Why? Come on, I wanna see it.
- It looks a little funny.
- Yeah, it could be perfect for a thumbnail.
- No, I'm not gonna do that.
- Have you checked any tips on how to like
function well in college?
How to succeed?
- Well, there's one thing.
Do you know the "Rate the Professor" app?
- Yeah. Okay. It's a good app.
I didn't know about it when I first started college.
- I don't know. I think it's definitely a good app.
- Also, I'm sure you've seen don't buy textbooks.
They're available online for cheap.
- Online and just like
used - [Dr. Mike] Used.
- Used ones, yeah.
- I'm probably gonna go on record and say,
I don't think I opened any of my textbooks ever
that I purchased.
Unless you need them, don't buy them.
Well, actually tell people where you go to school.
- I'm going to Indiana. Indiana Bloomington.
Who's your daddy?
- Who taught you that?
- You didn't know that, who's your daddy?
- Yeah but who's teaching you that?
- It's a phrase. It's a phrase.
- Unacceptable.
- Kelley School of Business
has one of the best business schools.
- But you're splitting with your twin?
- Syracuse and Indiana aren't that far.
They're not.
- Do you need atlas?
- Do I need atlas?
Do you need a map?
- Yeah.
- One's like Midwest and one's like Northeast.
- Okay. So you gave very different directions just now.
- No, 'cause it's only, you can drive there.
- You can drive to California too,
but you know, that's really far,
Right? - Okay, that's really far.
- That's like a seven hour drive.
- [Dr. Mike] It's a seven hour drive?
- I think it's, I think
- So I'm gonna fact check you right now
that it's a seven hour drive from Syracuse to IU.
- You'll see.
I'm pretty sure. I didn't check it.
I mean, one day drive is fine.
Yo, if I'm right I need 20 pushups in this suit.
- My guy,
- [Daniel] All right it's 10 hours, not that bad.
- 10?
- [Daniel] Almost 11.
- [Dr. Mike] It says 11.
- No, it says 10:50.
- [Dr. Mike] Who's paying for tuition?
- Right now we have nobody paying for tuition.
- What do you mean? It's free?
- No, I'm gonna have to get loans.
- So you're paying for tuition?
- Yeah.
- That's you. - Yeah.
- You nervous about it?
- What? - You nervous about it?
- Nervous about what?
- Taking out loans.
- Not really.
- You gotta pay that back.
- Okay. I will eventually.
- [Dr. Mike] How?
- What do you mean how? You work.
I've already had jobs.
- I mean, I was nervous.
What job did you have?
- Well, you want me to get into this?
- Yeah.
- So first I was a lifeguard.
We were doing chest compressions and all that.
Ah, run in the family right?
So we were doing that and the next job was,
I just did like a little babysitting gig.
And then third job was, I was a basketball counselor
and then fourth job,
I worked at a Rec and was a referee and a scorekeeper.
- So you went from a very intense job
of being a lifeguard, saving lives,
to keeping score at basketball games?
- Yeah.
- So you could say you're improving?
- Yeah. I was making more money.
- [Dr. Mike] Do you know your tuition?
- Yeah.
- Cost? - Yeah.
- How much is it?
Well, it's different
- Yearly.
- I mean, it's different.
Like you're talking about the tuition.
- When you say different
you have to say different between what?
- Okay, so
- That that's just not a word.
- Okay. Wait, let me explain.
- I know, but just don't say different.
- You want the regular tuition cost or what I'm paying?
- What do you got a hookup? You know a guy?
- I always know a guy who knows a guy.
I had some scholarship and I had a lot of financial aid.
Why did you get a scholarship for?
- Academic.
- But he doesn't know how long it takes
to get from Indiana to Syracuse.
You're dorming?
- [Daniel] Yeah.
- It's your first time living away from mama bear.
- [Daniel] Mhm.
- You nervous?
- [Daniel] Not really.
- [Dr. Mike] What do you think that's gonna be like?
- Nothing crazy.
I've lived by myself before. - No?
- I mean, I was sleeping at like some friends' houses,
had a few sleepovers.
- Okay. Wow. We could go without that information.
You're gonna have to clean up after yourself.
You have to get along with other people.
In my thing, you lived in a suite and then within the suite
you had two double rooms and two single rooms.
And I got myself the single room
and it sounds bougie 'cause I'm without a roommate,
but my room was nine foot by ten foot.
- That's really small.
- I'm 6'3".
We shared one bathroom, all these people,
and one of the dudes clipped his toenails
on the sink and left his toenails on the sink.
How would you deal with that situation?
- Can I say it on camera?
- Tell me how you gonna deal with it.
- No, I'd just call him over.
- And say what?
- This, they gotta go.
- [Dr. Mike] Who are your roommates?
- I don't have one yet.
- [Dr. Mike] Are you gonna get one?
- I think I get a random one.
- And you think you're gonna be partying?
- At IU?
- Yeah.
- Nah, just studying.
- You realize I went to college not that long ago?
- How old are you, 40?
Is it 40?
- Do I look 40?
- 45 give or take.
- First mistake I've seen people make
that I want you to avoid,
and I'm not saying don't get into a relationship in college,
- [Daniel] Yeah.
- I'm saying don't get into a relationship in college
right off the bat.
- No, that's fine.
I've never even been in a relationship ever, so.
- Okay. I'm not saying don't get in a relationship.
What people do is they get in, they meet new people,
they find someone they like,
they just hang out with them all the time,
And then - I have no friends. Yeah.
- You have no friends?
- No. Yeah.
- You gotta make friends.
You gotta fake ID?
- What's that?
No, I have my real ID and my driver's license too.
- Okay. Do you have a car out there?
- No.
- How are you gonna get around?
- I mean, it's all on campus mostly, so.
You don't have much to do off campus.
- Do you want me to get you a car?
- [Daniel] I mean, if you can, yeah.
- Yeah, I can.
- I mean, yeah, no it'd definitely be useful.
I've never had a car, so.
- Alright. It doesn't seem like you're that excited
about it, so I guess - No.
you're just passing on it. - Of course I want one.
No it's all right, it's all right.
I was gonna give you my car,
but if you don't want it that's fine.
- Which one?
- My car.
- The one you have now? - Yeah.
- Oh, I think we can go for something like,
- [Dr. Mike] Nicer?
- No lesser.
- [Dr. Mike] Lesser?
- Yeah.
- Oh, what are you thinking? Like style.
Nissan Cube? - What?
- I mean something like, it's my first car.
- Okay. Yeah. I know.
- Let's think. I want a cool car,
but not like crazy expensive.
Like an older model. Right?
- [Dr. Mike] Okay.
- I don't know. I'll have to look at more cars,
I don't know what I want.
- Well, that's the kind of world we live in these days,
where you offer a kid a car and he's like,
"Nah, I don't know."
- Nah, no. Like, I mean, whatever.
- I offer him a Lambo, he's like,
"Mm I'm not feeling it right now."
- That's not what I said.
I said, it's like, you know
I'm okay with being more modest.
I don't wanna drive a Lambo to classes.
- Why?
- Yeah, I don't know.
- It's not my money. - Okay?
- So
- None of it's your money.
You make no money.
- Okay. No.
- You're going to school on no money.
- No. I've made a song.
- [Dr. Mike] You wrote an IOU to IU
and that's how you're going to school.
- IOU.
- [Dr. Mike] Is it a dry campus?
- No.
- No? They have a bar on campus?
- Oh, that's what you meant by dry?
I just thought you meant like the campus was wet or dry.
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Cause it rains a lot like there, occasionally.
- So you should have said sometimes it's wet.
So do you know what the rules are?
Do they have a bar on campus?
- I don't know, but I don't think they do.
'Cause I toured and I didn't see one.
- You'll be tempted to use performance enhancing medications
like Adderall in school. Do not do it.
Right now you're a rockstar 'cause you're in high school.
When you go to college, it's a different ballgame.
The competition gets hard.
- Yeah.
- You know like when you were playing in middle school
you were a rocking everybody in ball,
and now they won't even take you to IU.
You're gonna be distracted more,
so you're gonna want to do more with less time.
- I don't need it, like.
- [Dr. Mike] I mean I know you don't need it,
but you're gonna want it.
- I'm not gonna want it.
- [Dr. Mike] Well people are gonna offer it to you.
- Okay, people will offer it to me.
- What are you gonna say?
- How much?
Nah, I'm gonna be like, "nah I don't want it."
- Well, why? Because my uncle said so.
- No, I'm not gonna say 'cause you said so.
- What do you mean? That's such a dope line.
You'll go, "Dr. Mike said no."
- No, no one knows who you are.
- [Dr. Mike] No?
Where did I have troubles in college?
Okay. Getting involved.
Are you gonna join clubs?
- Yeah. I'll join some clubs.
- Yeah? Like I wanted to play college sports.
- Yeah.
- And they were like,
"no you can't 'cause you're just taking too many credits."
- Is that really why they said?
- Yeah. I'm nice.
- Nice.
- When's last time you beat me in ball?
- Every time we play.
- I don't think you've ever beat me in ball, not once.
- Mike every time we play.
- Have you beat me in ball once?
- Of course I have.
I've like consistently beaten you.
- Can you dunk?
- Yes.
- This kid's lying to himself.
Show me a video of you dunking.
- All right. I got you right now.
- I'll pop it up on screen.
- You'll pop it up?
- Yeah. If it's real.
- I got you.
- Did you Photoshop it?
- I'm not in Photoshop, it's a video of me.
Oh yeah. Look at this.
That's at Florida Gulf Coast
University - Where is that?
- Florida? - No, like who is that guy?
- It's me.
- That's not you.
Whose account is this?
It's mine.
- He's on some other dude's account.
- It's my account, goofus.
- Is that where they lower the rim
so people can practice dunking?
- [Dr. Mike] I'm excited.
- [Daniel] Me too.
- I wanna come visit you.
Will you bring me to your parties
or are you gonna be embarrassed?
- I mean, as long as you don't like look all old.
- [Dr. Mike] How do I look old?
- Like remove the grays, put like the dye in.
- I'll just shave my hand.
- All right. Shave your head, what?
- Yeah.
- No then you'll look older.
- What?
- This guy.
I'd give you some clothes if you need it though.
Some like more like street wear.
- You mean that like some old dude wore
and sold to the thrift shop and you bought it.
- It's a good drip.
You just don't know about it.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Wow. You're dripping.
- Yeah. That a good video?
- Yeah.
- My guy.
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Check out this video where I asked Mike
a bunch of weird questions and remember stay happy
and healthy and just know that my channels, my channels,
(laughter)
You're just mad.
Watch, this video's gonna get views 'cause I'm in it.
- [Dr. Mike] Okay. Perfect.