Ah, good day everyone so
I am doing a more serious video today because, uh
Because you're a cheater, that's why
You are a cheater
you told me that you cheated on me with a very attractive man
I'm here with miranda - yes you're here with Miranda
obviously I'm his bae, his girlfriend
Upset, and your fiance we're supposed to get married. We are getting married
but how are we supposed to get married if you're cheating on me. I wasn- you know it's so annoying 'cause you have so many double standards
You get to go out and have all these boyfriends and I kiss a boy and you freak out.
Yes, of course I freak out. Because your a cheater, I'm a celebrity. Celebrites can have lots of boyfriends. It looks good on me
You can't go out having other boyfriends and girlfriends
well- Who do you think you are?!
There's something I need to- I need to tell you. And I've been wanting to tell you for a while. - Okayy...
I am gay
You're happy? I am happy too. We are together. We are gay and married.
Yeah, that's it. Gay and happy.
You're happy? I am happy.
You mean gay, like the rainbow kind?
Yeah, like that.
But you like girls, too?
Only one girl.
I think that you're not gay.
Okay.
I think that you only have eyes for me.
I am positive, that you're not gay.
And I know that you're a huge liarpants
pants on fire
My pants are not on fire.
Yes they are.
You told me, that when you kissed that boy. It was not real, you didn't mean it.
I think that you're lying, and when you say you're gay, I think you're lying.
I think you only have eyes for me.
So I have this lie detector.
That I have this lie detector machine
Oh my gosh, that's intense.
I made it today.
It is gonna zap me?
Of course.
oooh.
So I am gonna hook you up.
Where does that go?
You will see.
Oh my gosh
So here, this is how this works.
I am gonna take this, and I am gonna tape this to you.
And I am gonna ask some questions.
And we will find out if you are a liar.
aaah
Yeah, watch out, that means you lie.
I didn't say anything.
That's a ribbon
It's professional device that tells me if you're a liar. Here's this machine. (Joey: This is pretty intense.)
This goes on your head
Joey Graceffa, are you a liar? (Joey: NO.)
Why the breaking it? That's the first step that you're a liar obviously.
Alright Joey, are you gay? (Joey: No.)
That means you lie! (Joey: I haven't been sayin' YES. )
So, you ARE gay?
You are GAY? (Joey: YES!)
I've told you!
Next one. You are gay that doesn't mean anything. Joey, even though you are gay which I support coz I love rainbows.
Are you still attracted to me?
Yes
JOEY! (Joey: I love...)
You LIE! You're a liar!
REPEAT!
Liar!
I am not a liar, I think you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen on this planet.
The Jack in the Box doesn't lie.
Do not ever try that on me, it's not the time.
This is the TIME.
This is the Time.
I guess it is the time. I wanna ask you one more question.
Are we still going to get married? (Joey: YES! Of course!)
Seems it's not going up. (Joey: Oh! Seems it's not going up.)
See, we're so gonna get married. We're so gonna have kids. We are so gonna have a house together.
Because now is LEGAL. This is actually a good news.
Because since you're gay, now we can legally get married.
Exactly, that's what I am just trying to get to it at this whole video.
It was not going to just say I have some bad news but some good news.
So now that you are gay, we can get married.
EXACTLY!
I know before there's gonna be like some things we were gonna have to jump over, go through and crawl through.
But now we can just get married.
That's true. Well I'm glad we took this lie detector test.
Don't you dare! I'll put my worms on your mouth.
I will bite those worms off and spit them right back at your face and make you chew them.
That's why we're together.
Exactly.
So what should we do? Should we tell them to tell us who are bridesmaid and groomsmaids should be in our wedding? The wedding is back on.
The wedding is back on.
So when do we start planning?
Right! So leave comment down below. Who should be my best man, who should be your best ma'am.
Mans? Woman?
Woman? Best woman. (Miranda: Mans.)
I've lots of them. Ricky Dillon
No, I don't want them at the wedding.
They are going. (Joey: No.) You cannot stop this jealous strike.
Right after we did the lie detector test.
I didn't do the lie detector test on you.
Oh, you are right.
I've got such a headache.
Is that helpin' the headache?
I've just seen the movies, Joey. When they do this where they have a headache.
No~
Educate yourself.
You are nasty, ain't you?
You know what, you're getting feisty.
And I think that means that we need to go back in the closet
We've been in the closet before.
I am taking this off.
Okay. So, yes. The wedding is back on. I am super excited.
And yea. Give this video a thumb up if you guys are excited about the wedding.
Yes, give a thumbs up.
If you actually want to see our wedding video.
Joey: Coz I think we have...(Miranda: We have to make one...)
Joey: We have to hire a professional crew to record it and all that stuff. Miranda: Yes.
So you can send your wedding present to us.
Eww...You're sweaty, ain't you?
Yes, of course. You make me all sweaty.
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That's all for today's video. Go check out Miranda's channel where what we do over there.
We touch each other body.
We did.
We played 'guess the body part challenge'. (Miranda: Joey's body's over me.)
You touch me the places that..
OK, That's all for today, I will see you all next time, good day, Bye.