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thanks for the shield
i'm keeping this give it
so
unless you're a plane or a bomb or some
eyes or brainwashed buddy or a spiderman
or tony stark or a version of yourself
or just plain thanos or the normal logic
then you don't necessarily have to use
that song is fun
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it is with great honor that we announce
here today
the united states of america has a new
hero
join me in welcoming
your new
captain america
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it wasn't me man it wasn't me
excuse me
[Applause]
so
you thought you could kill a man with a
shield that doesn't belong to you
don't put it in a museum this time what
are you saying yeah i know
good to see you again buck
man
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so you got the shield back you got a new
suit old nan rogers is hiding out for
future cameos and now you're officially
captain america yep i gave a heroic
speech on tv that made everyone
reconsider their ways well everyone but
zemo he didn't change at all but the
door milaje took care of him but other
than that everything is better now is it
yes everything is better now i think you
should have let the dora melange handle
this whole thing yeah i like the
doramalashi they're smart and strong and
always prepared reminds me of well
me you know what else reminds me of us
what these two we are nothing like you
guys yeah that seems like a stretch a
couple of hero buddies trying to do
what's right one has super strength the
other needs gadgets one suit is more
over the top pro america the other is
more dark leather you guys argue with
each other all the time one would
totally date the other sister given the
chance that's ridiculous you don't have
a sister i know but if i did you would
so try to date her no i wouldn't
you know why because i'm batman yes
that's exactly why i know you would date
her well maybe you should consider her
feelings instead of thinking you have
the right to tell her how to live her
life you don't deserve my fictional
sister she's not the fictional sister i
deserve
she's the fictional sister i need what
does that even mean you know exactly
what it means my fictional sister is not
gonna become one of your failed
relationships why are you trying to keep
me from being happy you want me to start
doing that because i'm bucky please
don't see
just like us
well i know one thing that makes us
different what's that
our universe doesn't reboot every five
years oh yeah
up top
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man
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[Applause]
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we're about to have full access to
government secrets prototype weapons you
name it should be something i got you
sucker
welcome to the party sharon
so
unless you're a plane
or a bomb or some ice
or brainwashed buddy
or spiderman
or tony stark
or a version of yourself
or just plain thanos or the normal logic
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oh man it's still good