Alright guys
So we got ideas for the next video
Alright, I got a hilarious idea
for a sketch
You know how people say
'Cool story bro'
when someone tells a really lame story
What if there was a bro
that actually told cool stories?
When I slip on someones long board
BOOM
I hit the wall, right?
And since it's one of these
like old, historic frat houses
my shoulder makes this huge hole.
So I'm freaking out
trying to clean up the dry wall pieces
when in between the walls
I see these old books, right?
So I grab and I open one up
right?
When I find out its a journal
outlining an underground railroad route.
And now, it's in the Smithsonian Library!
NYAH!
Cool story, bro!
Yeah, cool story, bro.
Well you guys don't have to be dicks about it!
What?
It's actually a cool story,
but he's a bro
so he doesn't know that!
Fine.
Wait, you guys think I'm a bro?
Isn't the phrase 'Cool story, bro' kinda outdated?
Guys, no one even watches sketches on YouTube anymore.
We gotta keep up with the times
Okay, then
what about this;
you know how everyone does those trick shot videos?
What about a trick shot video
with actual shots?
No, not shot glasses.
Shot, shots.
Alright, here we go.
Trick shots!
First try,
OOOOOOHH SNAP!
Yeah! Not doing that.
Okay, well we want something trendy, right?
But has shock value
And a click-baity title
That is all people watch on YouTube these days
Damn.
I got it!
You know how
everything is doing those,
thousand degree knife challenges?
Yeeeaaah
And those videos where people are comparing the cheap version of something to the expensive version?
Like the "$3 hot dog vs. the $300 hot dog?"
What if we combine them?
What do you mean?
$10 dollar thousand degree knife vs. $1,000 dollar ten degree knife!
THAT'S GENIUS, JEN!
I can see it now,
a simple chef's knife glowing red from the flame of a blowtorch.
And Guava Roi!
And a hand-crafted katana dipped in liquid nitrogen.
Oh, and Freddie Wong!
Wait. How about actually versus each other?
*weird noises*
What the-?
A human-sized knife and a human-sized katana, just going at it!
Cool story, br-
Yeah you know maybe we should just stick to what we do best.
Yeah.
I think so.
*weird noises*
There was a hole right here.
*weird noises*
Hot knife, hot knife! Knife, knife , knife!
Its lit, it's lit, lit, lit, lit, lit!
gotta... hold on i kinda broke the thing
Well you guys don't have to be dicks about it!
Alright, spot me dude.
Ready?
ZIDIT! Lightweight, lightweight, lightweight!
And now it in a Smithsonian library.
What?!
You were at a frat party and didn't invite us?!
That was a very bizarre video
then what we normally make
It was really just
all these little ideas
that we had around the office
that we're like,
"Yeah we're never gonna make that."
So we put it all in one video
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We have a lot more coming up
that we're working on
We cant wait to share them with you guys really soon!
And we'll see you guys next time!
Bye!