Narrator: In a world
♪ (music) ♪
Narrator: There is traffic
(car horns honk)
Narrator: And other stuff, too.
(Ambulance siren wails)
Narrator: That have nothing to do with this video.
(Explosion)
♪ (Rock Music) ♪
(Hammer hitting nail)
(Sound of iron against shirt)
And then he was like, "Do you like guacamole?"
(Incoming message alert on phone)
(Fury)Team, we have a situation.
It's time to come back in.
♪ (music)♪
(Fury slams hands on table)
-Avengers, I brought you all here -Hulk: Nick Fury
I thought you were black
I am, every time I look in the mirror all I see is black.
And you all look black, too.
Anyway, why don't you all introduce yourselves?
Hello, my name is Tony Starch
Also known as "Ironing Man"
The power to eliminate any wrinkle. -The-or: I am The-or
With the power to give you
or you
options. -Captain: -Hello everybody
My name is "Captain Canadia"
-and my power is I am from Canada, eh. -Hulk: Uh hey guys,
I'm actually the "Incredible anger management Hulk"
I am the Hulk but I don't get angry anymore.
Unless I see blood or a dead body or
maybe someone texting while driving
I hate that.
Sorry we are late.
Who are you?
I'm Hawkeye
Black Widow
Starch: You guys look like the
spy kids. Not really superheros.
Captain: Just like me, eh, except
they don't have a movie.
The-or: Even Spider-Man had a movie,
and he wasn't even invited.
(Laughter)
(Spider man sighs)
Starch: No, no, no seriously, you guys
should probably go.
Fury: The situation is, there is
a girl named Regina and she is all
tied up.
Regina: Help I am tied up!
Fury: And she is tired.
Regina: And I am tired.
Fury: And she is bleeding.
Regina: And I'm bleeding!
Wait, I'm not bleeding.
Oh, yeah I'm bleeding.
Fury: And you must rescue her
before she gets run over.
Starch: How are we supposed to get there?
Fury: It's all been arranged.
Starch: You think they would
at least pay for our cab.
Captain: Hulk, I want you to turn into
The Hulk and stop the runners.
and I want you to hammer the tires.
-Alright men Starch: Just because you have the word
Captain in your name doesn't
mean you are the captain.
The-or: Or maybe you should give me
-your iron and I will give you my hammer. -Starch: That's what she said.
-Hulk: Stop arguing it's not helping -Captain: It's time you start listening
to me
The-or: Or maybe.
[Indistinct dialogue]
(Sound of shoes on pavement) (Regina cries)
-Captain: You think she might be dead, eh?
-Hulk (thinking): I only get mad if
I see blood or a dead body or
someone is texting and driving.
(Hulks screams)
See what you guys did? I'm the Hulk now!
You don't look like a hulk.
Your not even green or big. You only have big mole on your face.
Oh, Yeah? If I wasn't the Hulk, could do this?
Weeee!
(deep breathing)
They thought I wasn't in this movie.
(Jazz music)
Go. Now what?
If we don't start working together we are not the team A... What am I even saying?
This such a bad accent it's not even Canadian.
I require socinese
I reqiure a new hammer.
(laughing) I know that's so bad.
-Oh, that's my line? -Yeah.
Oh yeah? If I wasn't the Hulk, could I do this?