howdy partners hi partners what's up partners hate partners whatever whatever we want to say
it's just partners partner by the way if you've forgotten comes from paterson
in ghana partner they'll be patterson this year because it's totally oh my god this is my last
year of my life of being an unmarried man this is the last year of your life for being a gardener
you get to be called the same as nancy it's okay nazi nanny's my grandma and monica and nanny are
like the same last name so guys we are in the car today as you can see we're on our
way back and we thought let's film a video while we're waiting for the car to charge
so here we are i asked my instagram followers to ask awkward questions that you wouldn't want
to ask guys in person yeah i don't know why people are gonna ask yeah monica's gonna ask
me though i haven't looked at any of them apart from the first one which was really
funny so why don't we start with that one i don't know which one that is there's a
bunch
so we can have i should have got you tea because this one's piping how was your first time with
monica were you nervous can we do like a talk or drink video oh gosh that was good
it was back in 2015. we don't get into the detail these people are watching us from across the thing
and they're gonna just keep seeing me crying like this we're in like a really really uh popular
supercharger destination right now so there's two teslas waiting to charge and they're literally
just daring us record i feel so uncomfortable right now okay okay why do guys change depending
if they're with a girl or their friends you know like some people like when they're girls around
they're like oh i love you so much all cuddly and then their friends are around they're like
let's talk about women or i don't know you have different conversations with different
people don't you like some friends i have i talk about cars with because i'm obsessed with cars
other friends will talk about gaming with other friends i'll talk about business with
you know i think it's just like that it's not because yeah i mean for me personally it's not
because i change when i'm with you versus when i'm with my friends and you don't really change
you personally you don't i would assume it's just like the topic of conversations change like
like i said like specific friends are friends with you for specific reasons and specific interests
can i say specific any more times you're not afraid to like show me attention or like give
me love in front of people like a lot of guys are and you're not so you don't change i don't know if
i should ask these but what is the title of this video again um something about asking my fiance
awkward questions that you're too afraid to ask guys in real life okay well this is awkward isn't
it how often i'm gonna have a soap in my coffee how often do you have fun with me in a week can
we skip this one i'm just giving you that one it depends i'm just kidding no i'm just gonna answer
it depends depends where we are depends who we're with depends if uh monica has an unwanted visitor
oh this is an interesting one because i actually would love to know what are the red flag signs
when you start talking to a guy do they mean red flags as if to show that he's a bad guy or red
flags that he's not interested maybe a little bit of both how to tell that he's like a player he's
not down for like okay look at the comments on his instagram photos if he's not like a social
media guy like look at the comments of this photos i like loads of girls commenting is he following
a bunch of hot girls on instagram when he's with you does like he put his phone down and like you
know you hear like texts coming through all the time potentially from different girls i think it
depends on the age as well wait a second who got a sneeze yeah it depends on the age like if there's
a younger guy like younger people generally use snapchat more don't they but if it's like a 30
year old dude that's going around asking girls for snapchat he's probably just an f boy if he
tries to get you in bed right away yeah it's a big red flag yeah if you could i don't know if i want
to really answer i love how we literally have an audience i know everyone is literally don't
show the camera to them please i want to show you guys our audience of of people in my car they're
literally staring so they'll see us filming them and it's going to be very uncomfortable
this is interesting i don't know if i want to know if you could change one thing about monica's body
what would it be one thing about your body yeah i'd make it so you never have an unwanted visitor
okay i like that answer what are some girls insecurities that guys find attractive
is this like physical features that girls are generally insecure about or is this like
parts of their personality they're like they get shy when this happens or something like that
i guess that i was going to say like you're insecure about your freckles but i love them
yeah that's one talking about on a personal basis you're insecure about your freckles
i love them you sometimes get insecure about the fact that you're pretty shy and you don't
like speaking out about stuff so like when we actually first started dating monkey's got a
lot more confident now but when we first started dating monica was actually too scared to like ask
for ketchup in a restaurant and like you know like call the front desk if something was wrong
with a hotel or something like that so i would always have to do that but i think it's really
cute because like i've never experienced that because i'm naturally much more outgoing like
i just think it's really cute that you like you know like bottle yourself up and getting
shy oh my god i love your fake voice why do you set the bar so high for us other guys
i'm enjoying it what oh it's just about sam enjoying this it's about to start if this
answer isn't what it should be never thought of another girl while you were kissing me no
guys there was about to be a fight bruin if you said yes like what would i say
of course i haven't why would i oh i'd be with someone else if i was thinking of someone else
is your thumb size the same with your downstairs area like that i think
probably somebody wants to know have you ever seen your mom sister brother grandma dad naked
no no but you know what i'm going to say all right when monica's parents were visiting the uk i think
your dad knows about this basically when monica's parents were visiting the uk the first time before
i bought my house they stayed at my parents house and my dad he doesn't care mr patterson doesn't
care he just wanders around good old dave wanders around in the nude and uh i guess he didn't change
that for uh well my parents didn't change that for parents yes so monica's mum was walking out
the bedroom once as he was wandering down the hallway butt naked but he doesn't know that
she knows that that's what i can she like peeps out saw she went straight back in so yeah she
saw his butt as he was walking back to his room i don't know why he was wandering the hallway naked
he has an ensuite bathroom i think he wanted her to see personally does body count matter for men
and women would i be less attractive i guess i don't know it depends if it's like a significant
significant number like over 50. okay but like no like everyone has their own past don't they
guys don't really pay as much attention to it no did you ever put a donut around your mail part
what this isn't an american pie movie guys what what kind of question yes of course
how would that fit the girl's fart do you guys like it when we put our hand on
their lap while they're driving yes oh yay that makes me happy do you like it yeah oh
oh someone's getting really mad he's going guys the other guy's laughing
they're getting so mad at each other they've been waiting longer
oh my god they're talking to each other
that was our bit of entertainment for the day i think we're just gonna we'll stop it there
okay we'll stop it there that was very very entertaining i really hope you guys heard that
i really hope you guys enjoy these videos because it's a lot of fun and we're probably gonna do the
one where you ask me next i can't believe our audience members were fighting though
like what you know at the start of a video guys we said that like basically there's literally a
like it's so busy so this is the busiest i've ever seen superchargers
there was like there's literally like seven cars waiting to like get a spot to supercharge and uh
one this guy next to us like cut them off and they're yelling each other they had a right to
be mad but you don't have to call him a stupid old man i love how everyone around us in their
cars was just pissing themselves laughing as well like i'm just going at it and then everyone
else is just looking around each other laughing make sure to stay tuned i'm actually tearing up
make sure to stay tuned on our instagram because we're going to do it where sam asks me interesting
juicy slash those awkward questions that you don't want to ask girls in real life
make sure to stay tuned on instagrams at monica gardner and that's isam patterson and um
okay i have to think about what just happened bye guys talk to you guys next week