- Now of course me, the bad food opinion haver,
loves papaya,
but I think it is such an underrated fruit
and I'm bringing it back.
- Tom Scott chose white bread.
- I reckon this is rigged.
This is literally riged.
To this, this show,
you are a low scorer.
The evidence is out there.
- [Zeta] Well you're a cheater, so.
- I'm not a cheater.
I am very loyal.
- Today we're gonna be trying
each other's homemade breakfasts.
- I love breakfast.
For like half my life I didn't eat breakfast,
which is a very bad mistake.
Don't do that.
- It's my favorite meal of the day
even though I don't eat it.
Now, let me explain.
Avocado toast, literally give it to me any time of day.
I don't know why we're putting labels on food like this.
Like, I don't agree with that.
I don't agree with labels in general.
So let's just stop putting it on food.
- My criteria for judging is how easy is it to make?
How quick is it to make?
Is it tasty?
- It has to be filling.
It has to be delicious and it can't be too sweet.
Like it can't be sickening.
- A warm meal that makes you feel like good
and set for the day.
- So breakfast foods have them at any time.
Waffles at 8:00 PM?
Go for your life.
Eggs at 2:00 PM?
Why the fuck not?
Just do it.
Do what you love, do what you like.
And that's it.
That's that's my presidential speech for you.
- We are gonna be trying each other's breakfast,
rating em' outta 10,
and whoever has the highest score will be
the breakfast champion.
I'm gonna win this video, straight up.
First thought I'm gonna win.
- Give me the food.
- So my breakfast today is my dad's recipe.
He actually used to be a chef back in Germany
and he cooks a lot now.
It's (foreign language), which is an Afghan breakfast,
literally translates to tomato eggs,
and that's all it is.
You just sorte some tomatoes and some butter and oil,
add coriander, chili,
add some eggs, let 'em all cook.
And then you just eat it.
And then there are two things that are
on every single Afghan table when they serve a meal.
One is bread, it's really important.
And the second is some element of freshness.
So today we've got some chopped off cucumbers,
fresh mint, lime,
and a little bit of chili that we added into
the eggs early as well.
- Oh my God, yum.
My mouth is watering.
It's so aromatic.
- I love the presentation.
So many things.
What do I do?
I need like an instruction book.
- This is like a weekend breakfast thing.
Cause this is like a great thing to spend, you know,
a little bit of time on the weekend doing
but I'm not doing this on a weekday.
- I'm gonna like build a little like situation.
- Ah.
- Little bit of lime.
- Go with a couple cucumbers.
- Bottoms up.
(gentle music)
- Hmm.
- Yum, oh my God.
(woman grunts)
- That was lovely.
Beautifulness on a plate.
- I like the bread.
This bread is really good.
- The bread adds substance, the eggs give you your protein,
and the mint and the cucumber add like this freshness.
It's hitting all of the points, you know?
- I really haven't eaten a lot of like Afghan food,
but it's really yummy.
- This is something that I wouldn't really make
because it's a lot of effort
and it tastes good, but too much effort.
So I'm giving it a six.
(bell rings)
- [Zeta] Wow, okay.
- I fucking love this.
Chef kisses all around.
This is going to get a 9.5 out of ten.
- This gets a 10.
This is fucking lit.
Like, honestly this is so yummy.
- My breakfast is rice with some tamari sauce
and a fried egg and kimchi.
I love this.
I dunno some guy on the internet told me about it
and I hooked ever since.
It's the best because the egg gives you the protein,
the kimchi sort of cuts through the eggs fattiness,
and the rice just fills you up until lunch.
(woman gasps)
- I fucking love kimchi.
- This is a bit different, this breakfast,
and I'm kind of here for it.
I'm a big fan of rice for breakfast, like Nazi Gorang,
I fucking love that.
- Um, this one doesn't appeal to me
in what I'm seeing.
The flavor of kimchi, it's not on.
(woman gasps)
- And a runny egg.
Does things to a person.
Lets see how this goes.
(cutlery clanks)
(bell rings)
- This is really nice but, you know,
I would add like a little sesame oil on top
of this just to like elevate it.
But otherwise,
it's a decent breakfast.
And as a savory binch, I appreciate it.
- I think when you wake up,
you really wanna give your body something soft
and nice and filling and whatever,
you don't wanna just punch your body
with a piece of kimchi cause kimchi
just feels weird going down my mouth.
- Like I can definitely see myself eating this
for breakfast.
Like the flavors go so well together.
It'd be super filling.
This is a vibe.
- I'm gonna give this one, I guess 7.5 outta ten.
Could be better.
Like we just with a few ingredients,
like some spring onions, something fresh in it.
- I wanna be gently caressed into the day
and that kimchi isn't doing it for.
I don't know, it's not too bad.
Like it, egg and rice is like pretty nice with soy sauce.
Like that's actually pretty good.
I'd go a seven for this, to be honest.
- I'm gonna give this a nine.
It's something I would eat, it's simple,
and it's delicious.
- I don't eat breakfast, but I used to eat breakfast
and I had this killer breakfast.
It was like the best start to any day.
It's just beautiful.
My breakfast is a piece of toast with avocado,
two eggs and seracha sauce.
It's delicious, it's spicy,
it's yummy.
And yeah, you're set to go.
It's got all food groups.
- This has Tom Scott written all over it
but he's done it very beautifully.
- I fucking love avocado toast.
I like, anyone who says they don't like avocado toast
is lying cause they like think that
it's pretentious to say you like avocado toast,
but fucking get over it.
Grow up.
It's delicious.
- I do not like the white not cooked.
Why wouldn't you fry the white?
- I have high hopes for this.
So gluey.
- [Zeta] So gloopy.
- We're not gonna let that affect my judging.
(orchestral music)
(woman groans)
I love seracha.
- The spiciness with the avo really works.
- This is absolutely something I would eat.
- The avocado is creamy and then the egg protein.
We love egg and protein.
- Is this white bread?
Tom Scott chose white bread.
- Interesting choice having pepper and seracha though.
Like we're really just coming at you from all sides.
- Don't get me wrong.
Fucking love white bread.
In this situation, mabe's not babe.
- The only thing I don't love about this is the bread
and it's because I'm a bougie bitch and I need a sourdough.
- It's just very crunchy.
I wouldn't crunch up my bread so much.
I like the bread crunchy but also soft, you know?
I would rate this an eight out of ten.
- Flavor profile wise.
I can't sort it.
The toppings I mean.
I'm gonna give this an eight outta ten.
- Tom, you were really close.
You were really close to getting a ten,
but I'm sorry, I have to take points off for the bread.
Roast me in the comments.
Go for it.
So I'm gonna have to give you an eight 8.5.
So I have like multiple favorite breakfasts.
It just depends what I'm feeling like on the day.
But this is one that is in my rotation.
It's a papaya like yogurt bowl.
So basically what you do is you get half a papaya,
you put some lime in it, you put some yogurt,
you put some granola and then you munch it down.
Delicious.
Justice to papaya.
It's good, get over it.
- Interesting.
Not a big fan of papaya so
I don't know how this is gonna go.
- I don't like yogurt.
- I know who's this is because
she fucking has this all the time.
When we used to come into the office,
I'd be like, what the are you eating Zeta?
And it was a whole half of papaya with this stuff on it.
And I'm like, what is happening?
And she would basically use the papaya as a bowl
which I think is, you know,
innovative and, you know,
economical.
I've never eaten papaya before
so she never offered it to me.
(woman laughs)
- [Zeta] So selfish, fuck her.
- Honestly, doesn't look that app appetizing.
- First comment, not easy to eat the papaya.
- Mm.
- Okay.
- It's cold.
- I like the yogurt.
Quite good.
- I'm gonna be honest.
The papaya just kind of disappeared.
I don't even know what it tastes like
- Papaya is fine.
Mm, what's a smoothie kind of situation.
- I don't like cold in the morning
because I don't wanna go back to bed
and cold makes me wanna go back to bed.
- I'm like now invested in finding out
what the papaya taste like, but this is really good.
- It's like really refreshing, really feels healthy.
The oats kind of would fill you up a little bit.
- I like the crunch, I love granola.
I love yogurt.
- Maybe a little too sweet for the morning
because it's like giving me a sugar hit
and I'm gonna crash soon, uhm.
- I like a light breakfast
and this is really doing it for me
because I don't wanna start the day of a big, you know,
thing filling me up, you know.
I'm gonna go a nine cause that's really good.
- I like it.
And I wouldn't make it for myself,
which is probably why I like it more.
Cause it like, feels like I'm having an experience.
You know, I'm gonna give it a nine.
I'm deducting a point cause I couldn't taste the papaya,
just tasted like fruit.
- [Zeta] Is that my fault?
- This would be fun for once in a while.
So I give it a (beep) out of ten.
(drums roll)
(bell chimes)
- [Zeta] Oh my God, it was Hameda.
You won breakfast, what?
- I won breakfast.
Am I the king of breakfast now?
Does anyone just wanna gimme a crown or any.
Like Zeta?
Can you bring a crown for me, please?
(gentle music)
So I just wanna thank all of my fans
and the people of Afghanistan.
We see you, we love you.
(bell rings)
- I reckon this is rigged,
this is literally rigged this show.
- [Zeta] Oh, you think I'm rigging it.
- You are a low scorer.
The evidence is out there.
- [Zeta] Well you're a cheater, so.
- I'm not a cheater.
I am very loyal.
(woman giggles)
- Watch more videos, you little fox.
(Zeta laughs)
That's my Zeta impression.
- Don't forget to follow us on TikTok.
We do more of this shit there.
- Goodbye.
- [Tom] Thanks for watching this video.
That really means the world to us.