(APPLAUSE) >> GET ON YOUR FEET AND GET
READY TO FREAK OUT, IT'S JAMES CORDEN VERSUS KEVIN HARD IN THE
DROP THE MIC.
>> DROP THE MIC.
NOW GIVE IT UP FOR JAMES, THE LYRICAL JUGGER NAUGHT CORDEN!
>> James: AND KEVIN HART!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, JAMES AS HOST, YOU GO
FIRST.
>> DON'T GET NERVOUS.
>> James: DO I LOOK NERVOUS?
>> HE NOT READY.
>> James: YOU GUYS SHOULD ENJOY THIS SMILE ON HIS FACE
BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GO.
ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A BEAT.
WHERE IS HE?
THERE HE IS?
I FOUND YOU, KEVIN HART, THERE ARE NO SMALL ACTORS, BUT YOU'RE
ALL SMALL PARTS.
♪ YOU'RE ADORABLE, LOOK AT THIS GUY, YOU'RE SO LITTLE WHEN YOU
SMOKE WEED YOU GET JUNIOR HIGH.
GET HARD, RIDE ALONG, RIDE ALONG 2, YOU'RE GREAT AT BEING IN
MOVIES WITH PEOPLE MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU.
♪ WHY WOULD YOU STEP STO ME I WHEN YOU YOU KNOW I DESTROY YOU
MIGHT THINK LIKE A MAN BUT YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A BOY.
>> I GOT YOU THIS.
>> YOU GET THAT OUT MOOF FACE.
YOU GET IT OUT MY FACE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY SO WE GOING TO TAKE IT THERE, HUH?
>> James: OKAY, GIVE ME A BEAT.
JAMES CORDEN THINKS I LOOK LIKE A KID, I MIETD BE SMALL, BUT PIE
BANK ACCOUNT'S IG.
I ADD ADMITTED MOST PEOPLE ARE NICE BUT TO YOUR IS BUT THEY GET
HOME AND REALIZE YOU'RE NOT RICKY GER NICE, NOW YOUR CAREER
HAS YOU SINGING WITH NICK JOHN AS, YOU'LL BE BACK ON BROADWAY
SOON, I'M NOT PLAYING, YOU BE YOU'LL BE HOMELESS.
CARPOOL CARE YOKEE, HOW LONG THAT LAST.
HOW DO YOU RAP WITH YOUR HEAD UP LIN MANUEL'S ASS.
>> James: KEVIN HART THINKS HE GOT IN A ZINGER BUT NOW YOU'RE
GOING TO FLOP HARDER THAN THE WEDDING RING ARE YOU ALL
REMEMBER THAT, HIS MOVIE WITH JOSH GAD, IT'S FLON KNIT FLEX
FILED UNDER UNWATCHABLY LAD.
I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE MONEY TOO.
BUT YOU PROBABLY SAVE A LOT BY WEARING CHIERN'S SHOESK I'LL
RUIN YOU WITH MY RHYMES, THIS IS MY TURF, DELET YOUR ACCOUNT, GO
HOME JOKEY SMURF.
>> JOKEY SMURF IS NOT EVEN A SMURF.
>> James: YEAH, HE IS, I'M LOOKING AT HIM OKAY, LET'S GO
YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH JAMES CORDEN, LATE NIGHT BORE DOM,
HE'S NOT IMPORTANT.
I MAKE MOVIES WITH THE ROCK, YOU'RE FINISHED.
YOU WORKED WITH MER ILL STREEP FOR WHAT, LIKE FIVE MINUTES.
YOUR RESUME'S A JOKE, WHERE TO BEGIN, INTO THE WOODS, IT'S MORE
LIKE INTO THE BARGAIN BIN.
YOU'RE A LOSER, NO WAY YOU ARE GONNA WIN, YOU'RE THE PERFECT
HOST TO MAKE JIMMY KIMMEL FEEL THIN.
THAT'S A GOOD JOKE.
>> TALK ABOUT THE OLD JIMMY KIMMEL.
NOT THE NEW JIMMY KIMMEL, THE OLD JIMMY KIMMEL.
>> James: FUNNY BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT THE OLD KEVIN HART.
OH, HE'S SO ANGRY, YOU MAD, HOT DAMN I FEEL LIKE I'M BATTLING
BLACK YOSEMITE SAM.
THANKS TO CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE, YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY
IRRELEVANT, BUT HERE IN THIS BATTLE YOU'RE TOTALLY OUT OF
YOUR ELEMENT.
I HOPE YOU THANKED THE ROCK, HONESTLY, BECAUSE OF HIM YOU'RE
IN A MOVIE PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY SEEVMENT YOU'VE HAD QUITE A
CAREER, BUT NOW REAL TALK, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS THE
GUY WHO'S NOT CHRIS ROCK.
>> OKAY.
STOP.
HE WANT TO-- STOP, OKAY.
CHOCOLATE DROPA THERE'S NO STEPPING TO ME, YOU SANING WITH
CHILI PEPPERS, TONIGHT YOU SHOULD FLEA.
HE TRIED TO WIN DROP THE MIC, THIRD TRY, HE PICKED A BLACK
DUDE, GOOD JOB, WHITE GUY.
CONGRATS ON A NEW GHOSTBUSTERS, I'M A FAN, EXCITED TO HE YOU
RETURN AS THE MARSHMALLOW MAN.
WITH THAT CHRIS ROCK LINE, YOU THINK YOU'RE SWEET, I FILL
FOOTBALL STADIUMS, YOU BARELY FIT IN A SEAT.
>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, WHO IS YOUR WINNER?
IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
OR IS IT KEVIN HART?
WINNER, KEVIN HART!
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KEVIN HART,
EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK.