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seconds into this movie were already
recycling from the first movie
also first scene in and we're ripe for a
fart joke let's introduce our villain
characters we have the obvious leader
the brainless comedic relief and the
other one these hoods must be employing
some sort of TARDIS technology in order
to conceal all of that hair
cringe-worthy exposition which is
already known to the characters but
still needs to be said for the viewers
sake in the first movie more than four
minutes of screen time passes in between
sunset shimmers transformation and
defeat in this movie it's done in less
than 10 seconds its equestrian magic and
we're going to use it to make movie rips
off screenplay my sister wrote when she
was six I would screw this guy for
making me like something I want to hate
this exists was a trademark symbol
really required here does that mean all
of the characters aren't trademarked
because they don't have two letters
floating above their heads ah so that's
what they look like without their hooker
boots this might be the only time you'll
ever see a musical instrument being
plugged in both actor and character make
me say a swear word when pronouncing
their names
Rebecca joist and Sons shimmer this is
the second time we're seeing this logo
because reasons these two are seen but
never heard bronies and their o'seas in
a nutshell most exciting events we've
had at CHS since the fall formal yes
exciting that's the word I would use to
describe zombie spells she demons and
weaponized magical energy on school
property when you need smooth and subtle
exposition Pinkie Pie is always the
perfect choice the only thing more
magical than the evil she demon hate
leaching sirens and purple pony princess
are the wireless instruments do rings
simply appear on the outside the
clothing I just wonder why it happens
who cares why it happens movie doesn't
excellent job at addressing then
promptly ignoring its own plot holes
Brad is in this movie I'm not even
joking when I say that there was booing
in the theater based on the position of
his feet Brad wasn't even close to
colliding with this wall rarities voice
comes from Applejack's man
completely illogical lighting reveal
people to do what we want there's more
of that subtle exposition this movie is
so great at conveying work the worst you
you'll have to excuse them they're
idiots
we've reached the apex of community nice
folks I can't put my finger on it
welcome to idioms you should never hear
name my little pony movie just gonna do
what we always do stir up some trouble
and then feed off the negative energy
because no one understood what these
characters do the first two times it was
mentioned keep hammering it in movies
maybe your audience's feeble minds will
be able to comprehend it soon enough
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odd considering no one is eating tacos
just follow my lead or my lead power
struggle subplot which is never
addressed again anyone else sent
something strangely inappropriate about
the dazzlings what with their style of
singing and need to touch everyone as
they walk by well the sirens do come
from Greek mythology regarding a female
figure seducing sailors I'd say that's
pretty similar the-- the dazzlings feed
off of negative energy with the goal of
having power and control they generate
this energy by casting a spell on
everyone which Sprint's them the power
and control needed to make people
generate the energy is anyone else
sensing a paradoxical storyline here
sunsets surely mark disappears Nicole
Oliver seems to be the only voice
artists that got the memo about her
character being under a spell and
because of it her acting sounds rather
dry mysterious old book ex machina this
movie has so many contrived plot devices
that TV tropes deserves to be in the
credits as lead writer oh look
ponies are actually in this My Little
Pony movie why are toys Fluttershy and
AJ are pushing a box then suddenly they
disappear I have no idea that movie does
an excellent job at addressing then
promptly ignoring its own plot holes at
this rate I'll be able to copy and paste
most of these sins the humanized Pony
dimension is Equestria's trash dump I'm
okay with this either electricity as
cannon or magic travels through positive
and negative terminals
defines the square root of the sum of
the squares of the separation between
the three spatial dimensions don't
suppose we could join you this time
around of course not that would actually
make for a mildly interesting story
Rarity's last words to twilight work and
what does she do she forgets the dress
and just posed for the trailer perfect
whoever took this video is quite
knowledgeable about green screen effects
micron was returned to Equestria but
some of its magic must have remained
here at Canterlot high wait that that's
really the explanation the movies
rolling with who leads the magic of
friendship magical MacGuffin for the
wind two pairs of years
this world's all-knowing logic
transforms dogs into humans but dragons
and to dogs it's not going to work it's
not going to work what it didn't work
pose for the camera again and I don't
know what we would have done if you
hadn't come back to help us ironic
foreshadowing of Twilight's uselessness
no really just like the last movie
Twilight could have stayed in Equestria
and things could have played out the
same way without her because that's how
you get it
Pinkie Pie eats this old donut right
before bed and apparently it gave her
weird dreams well there's one of your
few reasons to see this movie I just
saved an hour of your life you can thank
me later this board and microwave
disappear it's par for the course with
ponies but human rarity getting dressed
out in the open for anyone passing by
the sea is a sin gang signs 20% less
cool get with the times movie that
reference was so season 1 did they know
rarity would wear a costume involving
metal or do they just normally carry
around giant magnets everyone assumes
rarity is being a jerk because
apparently they're all blind two giant
red magnets pinky has a very prominent
voice despite being the only one with no
microphone Twilight inhales when she
sings I think we have a winner oh yeah
Brad is still in this a character so
unnecessary that the only suitable scene
introduction forum is the most obnoxious
cliche in the book
why are you acting like this I thought
we were friends
Brad just got friends Oh what is it with
this school and it's conveniently dark
hallways we know all about you sunset
shimmer wouldn't they also most likely
know about the whole Twilight as a
magical pony they invent therefore
invalidating this movie's plot line of
trying to keep that a secret
I've changed I'm in a much better place
now sunset shimmer found Jesus he didn't
ask you to be in the band probably
afraid no one would want to see them
play if she was in the group well she's
probably right the human vibes seem to
be her only friends and sunset is indeed
able to sing and play remember girls we
want to save the good stuff for when our
full power has been restored
why aren't they only performing to gain
power in the first place if you would
like to hear the full song by the album
on iTunes today these subtle lens flares
thought they could slip under my radar
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that was pretty funny I sure hope they
don't repeat that gag and make it stale
and annoying if the Pony transformation
thing has ties to the magic of
friendship why would - be the only one
to transform if the transformation has
nothing to do with it then how does it
help you defeat the villains of the
finale and why does Twilight seem to
imply the exact opposite in the first
movie but that didn't sound like insert
favorite fanboys here
why do the dazzlings need to perform a
new spell to control the outcome based
on the dialogue of pretty much everyone
in this school everyone already seems to
be under their control
the odds of no one getting hurt from
this fall are pretty low but the odds of
every instrument being unscathed that is
even lower
Trixie refers to herself in the first
person virtually every time the group
has an argument it was brought upon them
by Applejack being rudely snide this
isn't petty Apple horse hate on my part
she's literally the one causing the
majority of these arguments
replace being in the rainbooms with this
movie
what's with the medical hate papers the
dazzlings are performing their feeding
ritual yet irony
how can they be using our magic it's the
magic of friendship yeah the magic of
friendship which only works when
convenient for the script or when
performing music and for some
inexplicable reason has ties to pony
years appearing have no where despite
these characters having no actual ties
to Equestria the word of the day is
contrived hours of being trapped later
suddenly spiked ex machina I would
probably be more excited for them if the
band had split up mere seconds ago come
on moving you've got a whole hour and
still resort to the pacing of an episode
I don't think it matters what song we
play all of that time spent stalling
while Twilight worked on the
counterspell was just filler filler
which makes no sense considering they've
played many songs already during the
competition unless the movie really is
throwing away the friendship is magic
concept altogether in favor of play
music really well they came all this way
and not once did anyone think they might
need a speaker my little humanized Pony
hi transformers now available in the
hasbro salad aisle after spending a long
drawn out scene establishing that
twilight can't sing twilight sings
DJ pon-3 is visual equalizer freezes for
a moment but is too quite obviously had
the same singing voice lyrics involving
a bomb written by Fluttershy sonatas
pendant reappears shortly after being
shattered and that's the last we see of
our lead villains they just walk off
screen this isn't goodbye
it's just goodbye till next time nope
I'm sorry movie you're not good enough
for a post-credits scene called it just
like the first movie I had a chance to
see this in theaters also much like the
first movie the story is forgettable
cliched in the writing obviously dumbed
down for the younger audience my final
sin for the first movie pretty much
covers my opinion of Equestria girls as
a concept and it really hasn't changed
at all
by the way if anyone from DHX is
watching its i love you please donate me
goodbye
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are you mad
let's go up with a bang shall we