so what you're saying is that instead of
erasing the video like you said that you
would you actually ended up sending it
to everyone that you ever given one of
those iPads to that is not at
all what happened now well technically
yes it's exactly what happened but it
was so accidental it doesn't even
qualify as oh thank you hey Rosenbaum
what the Piper brothers died you gave
him lies I told you I didn't either one
for work I put my entire presentation on
it I'm supposed to be the model Piper
brothers mother maybe he hasn't seen it
yet as a matter of fact Annie I'm
willing to bet that none of these people
have even noticed that the video is on
there yet except for this text with what
text I received a text from who it's
unclear I'm not sure how to hurt you
right now Jay I know let's take a deep
breath come sit down next to me come sit
down come here let's look at what's
actually happened we made a video of
ourselves having sex for about three
hours and it was amazing right yeah no
it was great okay great and then you
asked me to erase it and I forgot you
forgot I forgot and now our video has
been synced to several devices all of
which though are basically in the
possession of friends and acquaintances
and the mailman who sent you that text
Jay I don't know I don't know any did
you call the number that it is actually
a really good idea
are you okay oh hi this is Jay Hargrove
could you give me a call back at your
earliest convenience please I believe
you have the number bye
that's it what the hell else was I
supposed to say to the guy who the
is this
I wouldn't call back if someone left
that on my machine okay we have to get
these iPads back right now hello hi mom
hey honey is there any chance that you
might be able to come and watch the kids
for us like right away right knit right
now we really need you to like right
away to come over why I suppose thanks
mom that's so great thing hold on is
like what I might be worth asking your
mom to bring her iPad could you bring
your iPad to my iPad yeah okay great
okay what are you not gonna forget the
iPad so think of I hang up and then come
right away okay all right can you hang
up okay okay hang up now mom okay say
goodbye okay hang up bye
any by who else has these things let's
think about it Robbie the mailman every
time you say mailman Jay I'm just gonna
hit you
you
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