[meow]
Honey, I'm home
Oh, I forgot. I'm not married
[message machine: Selena, this is your mother. Call me.]
[message machine: Selena, this is your mother. Why haven't you called me back?]
[message machine: Hello, Selena Kyle. We're just calling to make sure you've tried Gotham Lady Perfume
One whiff of this at the office and your boss will be asking you to stay after work for a candlelight staff meeting for two]
Gotham Lady Perfume...exclusively at Schrek's Department Store
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
[meow]
[garbage disposal turns on]
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel...hmmm
so much yummier