*fartsound* Well uh it's me
CDawg or Sebastian
and today
Today, me and Mr. Tatum are gonna insult each other in our Sebastian voices.
We are gonna try to make each other laugh
With champagne in our mouths, to celebrate of course
So! Hm, who wants to go first? Me or you?
I think why don't you set the president? Okay
You aren't even British, but you pretend to be British
All the time. It's not attractive
You all sound the same to us
Sentai filmworks is better and everyone knows it
*Michael struggling*
*both struggling*
I shouldn't have drunk that
*laughter*
That's cheating! Do you wanna do a point system? A point to Michael
Because you swallowed yours
Before he even said anything at that point
Keep it in your mouth Connor
Alright. Damnit I'm so bad at insulting people on the fly!
Uhm
Anything
God damnit Connor!
You can do anything - Right right right okay fine. Okay it's...
Your food tastes like someone forgot how to eat
At least we don't have Trump as president
Cut too deep, maybe?
Your mother is so fat
She was standing in the middle of the road. I swerved to miss her
And ran out of gas
*Connor trying so hard*
*Michael laughing manically(?)*
I think that's a definite point to Michael
God damnit Connor
hm
hmm...Where do I go for this
Stein's Gate was poorly adapted
You watched it
I regretted every second of it
*both laughing*
Okay
This is difficult
I was so prepared
You have the voice of an American
desperately trying to pass and so forth as British
*laughter*
Three zero
You look like a different person without glasses
It's not, not a good person
That's a definite point
Three one - Oh fuck me, amazing
Three more questions
My god, this is so hard- uhm
I'm so out of insults. I can go again
I've just thought of one. Go again. It will offend you, very much
Please, wait
This is a bad idea
I'd rather watch my anime
On KissAnime
Than pay for your shitty dubs
Two!
Three two
Oh wow. I need to turn KissAnime into a meme
I- I just
Sorry that was terrible. Too real
You should move to Texas
So that I have someone who can drive me around
Jokes on you, I can't drive
Okay, should we do one more? One more, okay okay
Let's think- let's think. One more round? Yeah. One more
Okay
Alright
Let's think of one, let's go. One that's got a really cut deep
Hmm
Every time you get in the booth to record, do they say
Yeah do Sebastian, but just kinda like this
No?
Too real, maybe?
*Dead Inside*
I'm thinking
Oh my god, it has been staring at my face the entire time, I don't-
I can't believe I didn't use it before, now, you're a YouTuber!
Ouch
Wow
Wow, we are wrapping this up!
Three two to Michael!
Yeah, we're done
*outro music*
Love ya Connor!