So what you're saying is, I can look like a doll?
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[BUH BUH…BUH BUH…BUH BUH]
[BUH BUGUDA ah hell this is too difficult to spell out]
Ok so today we're reviewing something that's really trendy in Korea
Yeah, they're called Circle Lenses,
Um and actually we didn't know about them until we came to Korea
and I think they're really popular all over Asia
Yes. It's not just like a Korea thing
and thank you so much to Angelic Rain
for donating to our Wonderful Treasure Find cause
Yeah she actually donated three colors or three pairs to us
that we're gonna try on today
So with the power of video, Simon: let's transform!
[thunders and musics]
TADA! We're back! Ok so I'm wearing the original circle lenses
which means that I actually don't have any color added
I just have a gigantic black line on the outside of my eye
and I have the blue ones that have like a blue line around my hazelish colored eyes
Yes. Simon looks really creepy!
You look really creepy.
Who's creepier? Let's stare at the camera weird, ready?
[MYSTERIOUS ZOOM CREEPY SOUND]
I don't know, I think I might look creepier.
I think only because I have blue eyes, and it's like
very obvious that this is not my natural eye circle.
I don't know, I think that big huge blue around the outside is a lot creepier,
Actually, you know what? It looks like black and white for you.
You look like a creepy doll.
Black and White Black and White
I'm a creepy doll that fights.
Really, really, really, really
I'LL KICK YOUR A$$
No, I think you need to look at the camera really dead straight and be like
The cake is a lie. There is no spoon.
Ok, let me try something creepy.
Come play with me Danny. Come and play with me.
I want your love.
We can live together forever
I need your love.
You're ruining it with your terrible techno.
You sound like a really terrible techno over voice, like
*SEXY TECHNO BASS*
I want your love
I need your love
Give it to me
That's really tiring.
Anyhow, supposedly you wear these lenses because they're supposed to
give you an Ulzzang look [ULZZANG!]
You Ell Zee Zee Ay En Gee
and Ulzzang means like, "doll face" I think
Well, ok, it's a Korean term, and basically
you can become an internet celebrity because you have a really pretty face
and you have really big eyes and usually they have like
BIG BOW hair like long hair or curly hair,
and you can have ulzzang guys as well,
and every single picture they take is like this
[cute song]
I think the key to being ulzzang is that you can't ever
look at the camera straight on, you always have to look up like OOOOHHH
Yeah, you have to look up and you have to do like a cute, pouty face.
See, look at this: not Ulzzang, ulzzang, not ulzzang, ulzzang.
Ok so on a technical side of things, umm
what I'm wearing is like the true Circle Lens,
because it's only black on the outside.
and Simon's kind of wearing, I think it's called like a
two colored circle lens, because he's got the outside color
and then a color ring, and you can also get like
tricolour lenses and stuff like that, which would be like a
blending of colors, but I think that would change your whole eye-color
rather than it just being like an outline on the outside, so…
do the Korean sign of meowing.
Ang. ANG!
Anyways, I think Spudgy would look super adorable as Ulzzang,
if he had big contact lenses on,
well he already has like one blue eye,
but that's only becausehe's blind in it.
No, Spudgy has one weird, like, witch eye,
like, like, one eye's blind so it's all like foggy and he's like
ARRR! I'm the Spudgy!
Give me your booty so I can smell it!
That's uh…OH that was very good!
I'm quite clever, aren't I?
That's a pirate booty Spudgy.
How did we get onto Spudgy's booty?
Give me your wooden leg so I can pee on it…
*THE CROWD ERUPTS INTO LAUGHTER*
Wood is like a tree, tree…pee…on your wooden.
So I'm glad I shaved for this before,
because you don't really see any Ulzzang guys
with, like, dirty scruffy beards on,
Yeah, they're usually like really clean cut
they're all clean and baby faced,
but I'd like to be like
RRRR! WHUTCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER,
WHEN THE ULZZANG WARRIOR, RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?!
ANG!
I don't think it'll work, Simon.
GONG!
So we're having another special contest,
and this is gonna be different from our regular WTF care package,
and to win it we have very special rules.
So this is for our YouTube subscribers only,
our question is: what celebrity, Korean or non-Korean,
would look really, really creepy with circle lenses on.
Ok leave us an answer on our YouTube page only,
and we will choose one winner.
and the winner will get to choose any circle lens that they want
from the Angelic Rain website, *SOUND OF SUCCESS!**
Very, very cool!
As for last week's winner for last week's Twonkle Twonkle contest,
we're gonna announce the winners in our blooper page,
which is [over here!] no! [here!] no! [here!] no!
[here!] Yes! Right here so it's [right here?]
No, it's right here, and you see the little
bubby bub a bup bup
Did I just do the Bonamana song again?
GONG!