So, I'm 60, and I want to make sure my mind stays
active and sharp as a tack.
So it's time for a memory game called "Sho' Did
or Sho' Didn't."
OK, here's how it works.
I am going to read something that may or may not
have happened on this show.
If I think I did it, I'll say, "Sho' did,"
and if I didn't, I'll say, "Didn't."
And I'll see how much I remember.
I have not-- they're testing me on these.
Let's see the first one.
Ellen ate a cricket with Salma Hayek.
I don't think I did.
Maybe she did.
But I don't think I did.
I promise you.
It's good.
If you don't like it, spit it out.
Well, now--
It's good.
It's bad.
Yeah.
It's good.
I'm telling you.
That is really, really--
Oh, god.
Oh, wow.
Well, I also wore that outfit, so I made bad choices.
Jimmy Kimmel appeared on the show dressed
as an Olympic figure skater.
That sounds like he would for sure do that.
It sho' didn't, but it's about to.
Please, welcome Jimmy Kimmel.
Oh my god.
And Ellen, may I sit?
Yes.
Please do.
You can't hurt yourself here, hosting the Oscars.
Don't--
That is true.
Thank you.
I am so happy to be here, and so honored to be
a part of your 50th birthday?
60th.
60.
I can't believe it.
You look fantastic.
You really do.
You've been so generous to everyone, all your audience,
to all of us, to me, personally.
And I just-- I have something for you,
if you'll excuse me for one second.
So important.
Bone density is really something you have to look out for,
and I'll just--
Should I just put it in--
You can have this later.
You don't have to have this now.
I'm sure we'll take that.
I just want to--
I was just-- I just happened to be in the neighborhood,
and I thought I'd stop by.
Dressed like that?
I actually have a couple of kiwis for you also.
Yes, and I dressed like this.
But I did want to say I know you got a lot of surprises
on the way, and I just did want to say happy birthday to you.
You're one of the best people I know.
And, I have hockey practice, so I got to take off,
but thank you so much for having me.
I love him.
I love you.
Happy birthday.
Enjoy.
I love you, too.
Thank you, Ellen.
See how nice she is?
It's unbelievable.
Thank you.
Oh, my god.
Welcome back to my birthday celebration.
I have no clue what's happening next.
I've been told to read the prompter
and say what's written.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this, because no, my body
too bootylicious for you, babe.
Check, check.
Ellen, Ellen, Ellen.
Happy birthday.
Jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo Ellen, yo Ellen, yo Ellen, yo Ellen.
Yes.
Happy birthday.
[INAUDIBLE] of the year.
I--
Happy birthday.
I'm ready to just turn up.
You did.
I don't have any--
When you're here.
I'm ready to drink.
Yeah.
Can we drink?
If I didn't know that we were going to drink, first of all.
All right.
How--
I love you for being here.
Now wait a minute.
How wonderful is this day?
It's a wonderful day.
Did you see Michelle Obama?
I saw her.
She was right up making fun of you.
That's crazy.
I saw her.
And all of it, what you've done, listen.
As a comic, we have a different kinship.
So to see you take, because I've watched you,
you know, start off to see you get to this moment, man,
is amazing.
And you blaze trails.
You make people feel amazing.
You've got a great store.
Yeah.
I've never seen that.
I've been here like three years.
Really?
You've never seen the store?
Honest.
I said, "Oh man, it's like almost
going behind the curtain, the Wizard of Oz."
Yeah, there's a store.
Didn't you just have a birthday?
I did just have a birthday.
What did you turn?
I turned 25 times 2.
Congratulations.
I got it.
Here we go, guys.
Here we go.
All right.
Ellen, Ellen, Ellen, Ellen.
To a wonderful person, a wonderful artist,
there is no age.
You are pure, pure beauty.
Toast to you.
Salut, salut.
Thank you.
Thank you, and happy birthday.
Thank you.
I love you.
Happy birthday to you.
Thank you.
What a day.
What a show.
One more surprise for me, I guess.
Come on out, whoever you are.
Unspeakable, unspeakable.
Happy birthday.
What?
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you.
You're not supposed to be in town.
It was a surprise.
It is a surprise.
I came anyway.
I asked for you, and they said, "He's in Chicago,
and he can't come."
Liar.
I just strayed off the trail.
You did.
Hi.
Hey.
What a year for you.
Congratulations on all the Grammys, you know.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I don't want to talk about me, though,
let's talk about you, man.
OK.
This is--
It's exciting.
It's a good day.
Yeah.
I don't know if you saw Michelle there.
Michelle Obama is here, you know.
Did.
Yeah, you know.
We all wanted to show love for somebody that's so special.
I'm just happy to be here, happy to be able to celebrate
this time with you.
It's like a holiday, right?
Yeah it is.
It's Ellen's birthday.
But a very special person.
You're so sweet.
You're a truly special person.
Thank you so much for being here.