- [Jackass Members] You've got it, you've got it.
- Oh, they're gonna to use their hand.
Oh! (laughs)
"Fart Darts", "Uber High Fives",
and "The Zapper".
Get ready to laugh a lot and learn a little
because today we are back at it
reacting to the medical scenes
and crazy injuries from "Jackass".
What kind of shenanigans
will these wild boys get into today?
I don't know, but let's dive right in.
- This is "Beauty and the Beast".
(Jordan laughs)
- On top of a port a potty.
I love that
he's got the fake abs drawn on the abdomen.
Everybody's got abs.
Abs are typically made in the kitchen because
you just have to be
a certain body percentage of fat to show your abs.
(intense movie music)
Oh.
Oh! airplanes!
The propeller injuries on those model airplanes.
We've actually seen people
come to the emergency department
where the propeller actually lacerates an arm,
a leg.
And it's actually pretty deep
to where I've actually had to
call in plastic surgeons because
it actually goes through the muscle, the tendon.
(heroic music)
Falls from a height of probably seven feet
eight feet, right on his heels.
You always worry about calcaneal fracture.
We have to get x-rays to make sure
that there's not a compressive force going up,
causing a vertebral body fracture.
- I'm Dave England with Ehren McGhehey
and this is "Dizzy Boxing".
(rock music plays)
- Dizzy box, oh man, this is hilarious.
The reason why you're dizzy from being spun
is your mechanism of your inner ear
having to do with your proprioception
as well as like
the motion of your body is off
compared to your senses.
'Cause you're trying to settle
and trying to refocus.
(rock music playing)
Oh!
You can refocus pretty quick.
Yeah, they're focused.
Now their body's back into it.
Oh!
Then they're actually
trying to use their motor function to focus
and try to hit somebody.
So, it's actually quite remarkable
that our bodies are able to do
so many different processes at the exact same time.
- I'm Danger Ehren.
This is the "Bed of Nails".
- "Bed of Nails". (gasps)
Rusty, dirty nails.
You're gonna get a wound infection.
You know,
make sure your tetanus shot is up to date.
It's not just from a rusty nail.
There's multiple reasons why
you would actually get tetanus.
(Ehren screams in discomfort)
- [Steve-O] It's a bed, Danger.
You're supposed to lay on it.
(Ehren squeals)
- Oh my gosh.
I think a lot of people do this for
different type of endorphin releases
versus neurologic benefits.
There's actually some therapy out there
where people lay on these type of surfaces
for different nerve stimulation
related to the body itself.
- Ow! Hold on.
- The more you spread your weight out
the less it's gonna hurt.
- Yeah.
- I wanna see what his back and his legs
look like after he got off that.
Is he all punctured up?
Is he bleeding?
Or is his skin tough enough
and he was able to not injure himself?
(Ehren screams)
- Oh, and there's a snake on top!
- [Chris] Cobras.
- [Ehren] Oh god!
(snake charmers playing pungis)
- Those cobras look so cool, by the way.
Here in the United States,
definitely in Southern California where I'm at,
we don't typically deal with cobra snakes,
but cobra snakes definitely are venomous.
So you definitely have to be careful around them
and they are just scary looking.
I wouldn't wanna be around them anyway.
(snake charmers playing pungis)
What so, you're add?
I mean the cobra snakes,
depending on how big they are
they do add some weight.
So now you're getting weight pushed down.
- This is "Barrel Surfing".
- Barrels?
- Barrel surfing some macho jerks
with a death wish.
- Oh, interesting.
Actually, that looks like a lot of fun.
It was actually really good.
Oh geez.
Run away from the barrels.
Wait a minute.
The biggest things you worry about with this
besides it looking actually fun is falling,
having a head injury, having a neck fracture,
or breaking an arm or a wrist.
Because they're falling
they're putting out their arms to brace themselves
You know, at least they're doing it on grass.
So it gives a little bit or the the dirt.
- This is the "Bicycle Backhand",
and it's a competition.
The faster you pedal your bike
the faster the other guy's hand goes back.
(Jordan laughs)
When he gets to a certain point, boom!
Someone's gonna get launched.
- Oh my gosh!
It is like another version of like the
carnival throw the baseball and
somebody's sitting on the bench above the water.
It's like Peloton extremes.
(Jackass member cheering on bikers)
- Oh, they're gonna use their hand.
Oh! (laughs)
You're worried about whiplash injury.
Being tossed back
and then forward hitting the water
and potentially losing your breath
and then taking a breath underwater.
The increased risk
of inhaling the pool water into your lungs.
So you have to be careful with that.
(Jackass members laughing)
- [Jackass Member] Help him.
(Jackass members laughing)
- When we see people
who have a lot of near drownings.
You have to be careful as a homeowner,
make sure that your pools are covered
when not you're not around.
- I'm Steve-o, and this is "Fart Darts".
- Fart darts.
He's got a dartboard around his head
and for some reason he's just has his shirt off.
Oh my gosh!
(rock music playing)
The control to be able to fart on command
without pooping your pants.
That's pretty good.
Impressive to be able to
use that amount of gas to
actually get a dart to fly.
(fart noise)
(rock music playing)
- (gasps) Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh.
Is that in his face?
Oh, I'm glad he is wearing eye protection.
The speed at which these are coming out
probably won't go through the eye protection.
I would actually use harder plastic,
thicker plastic than those glasses
and then you know
keep your mouth shut
so it doesn't go in your mouth.
(rock music playing)
Wow.
You worry about nerve damage actually
hitting the superficial nerves of the face
and then actually some blood vessels
that run right there.
So, gotta be really careful.
- That's a metal rat.
It's hooked up to my nuts.
I'm Steve-O and this is "The Rat Zapper".
(Jackass members laugh)
- He has something attached to his scrotum.
Don't put any sort of electrocuting type device
anywhere on your body
because it can cause long-term damage,
muscle breakdown, can cause kidney failure,
could cause cardiac arrest.
So don't do it.
- [Chris] Yeah, I'll turn it on, man.
- The rat zapper.
- [Johnny Knoxville] There we go.
- [Chris] This is monster's balls.
(Jackass members laugh)
- [Steve-O] Oh (beep)!
- Ball zapper.
Oh my gosh.
It looks like it's a car battery,
like the amount of energy that it has.
What?
(Steve-o screams in pain)
I actually wonder what actual effect it has
on his testicles and his sperm.
Does it totally make them useless?
Does it kill 'em all?
Does it mutate them?
How long do the effects actually
last on the testicles for making future sperm?
- This is "The Cup Test".
- What?
(Francis punches bag)
- Oh!
He has got a strong left hook.
- I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded.
Francis Ngannou, his punch is the equivalent
of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed.
- What?
I do not wanna put myself in front of that.
- His punch is the equivalent
of.
- You don't need to read that now.
(Jackass members and Jordan laugh)
- He's gonna go flying right into that fence
or into that garage door.
So the cup is just a hard shell
with a little bit of foam around it.
It's gonna hurt!
He may not be able to make children
because all the sperm are
just gonna be shocked out of there.
(Francis punches Ehren in cup)
Oh!
(Ehren scream in pain)
Oh my gosh.
Look at him.
He's shaking in pain.
He can probably 'cause somebody to have
a lot of blunt trauma damage
by getting punched by this guy.
- Did you hear something break?
- Yeah.
(Jordan laughs)
- Did you hear something break?
Yeah, it was called this pelvis.
Besides your testicles and your scrotum
you literally have your pelvic bones down there.
You have your pubic symphysis down there.
Crazy!
I really enjoy "Jackass"
from one, an entertainment factor,
but they're professionals.
So I always look at it from that perspective.
Please be careful out there.
Don't do anything if you're not a professional
that would significantly injure yourselves.
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