Wow, THAT drives us nuts.
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(Screech)
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Welcome to WatchMojo.com
and today we're counting down our pics for the top 10 pet peeves.
Don't butt!
Who do you think you're fooling? I just saw you...
(Screams)
For this list
we're counting those things that happen
in everyday life, that though relatively minor,
bother people more than they should.
♫ He's talkin' bout please and thank you
they're called the magic words... ♫
#10: People who don't use turn signals
I (bleep) hate that
What?
This guy changing lanes without signaling.
In modern society
all but a few of us spend a significant amount of time behind the wheel of a car
Surrounded by other people in their cars.
The only thing that keeps us all safe
are the agreed upon rules we all abide by.
When did using a turn signal become optional in this country?
But sometimes
It feels like you are the only person
on the road who knows what you're doing doesn't it.
When someone in front of you engages his breaks
and begins to turn without using his signals,
it's truly infuriating
Also infuriating,
people who choose to flip on the signal mid turn
What's the point?
You sir are not only a bad driver,
You're a bad person.
How bad?
Everyone around you hates you.
#9: People who don't say please or thank you.
♫ So please and thank you they're the magic words ♫
Many people would agree
that basic manners have erroded over the years
Much to the chagrin of many of us.
The words you're looking for are
thank and you.
Put them together they make a nice sound.
It seems reasonable that when someone ask something of you,
that they should say please
and if you do aid them
they could at least acknowledge your effort
with a thank you.
You can at least say thank you.
For what purpose Mr. Scott?
What is it you humans that requires an over..
Never mind
So when someone can't be bothered to even
open their mouth in appreciation of their fellow man,
it makes perfect sense
that it would arouse the anger of the spurned party.
Right?
It's you're job!
I give you money you give me ideas.
You never say thank you!
That's what the money is for!
#8: People who cut in line
Is everyone in this line an asshole?
Uhh... Excuse me?
Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?
No
So it's just you then.
As children in school
we are routinely forced to stand in an orderly line
And often times
if we don't respect the integrity of the line
or try to cut in front of others
We will quickly face repercussions
We're all getting hot dogs.
What do you think there's two lines
and we're all in this line and you're the only genius that got in the other line?
What kind... Can you believe this guy?
As we get older
there's no one around to enforce the rules
and some people take advantage of that.
Hey there is a line.
Wait your turn Ace.
Hey, as ease little soldier it's all the same mush
Whether they think everyone else in the line is a chump
or whether they think their time is more valuable the everyone else's.
When someone joins the line midstream
and makes your wait that much longer
it's completely aggravating
Hey
Hey excuse me?
Hey hey
No butts
What difference does it make to you?
yeah man
No butting in line.
Go to the Back of the line now!
Hey gimme that
Come on I need it too.
#7: People who kick or knock the back of your seat
Hey come here
If you don't stop screwing around back there
this is what I'm going to do with you.
(Snap)
Whether in an airplane or a movie theater
when you're trying to relax and enjoy your surroundings
and the person behind you kicks the back of your seat
it completely disrupts your experience
That guy wants you to stop kicking his seat.
(Laughs)
The first few times it happens
you can try to chalk it up as a mistake
or attempt to ignore it
but once it exceeds that threshold
it's nearly impossible to prevent the irritation from growing inside of you.
it's no surprise that over the years
there have been many fights that have begun with this inconsiderate act.
Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats!
We're trying to watch the movie!
and if I have to tell you again we're gonna take it outside
and I'm going to show you what it's like!
You understand me!
(Laughs)
#6: People who use or correct poor grammar
♫ Good time
To learn some grammar
What?
Now, did I stammer?
Work on that grammar ♫
It's hard to decide which is worse
People who speak or write so poorly they're difficult to understand
Or people who jump at the opportunity to correct them
We're not gonna choose
I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt!!
(Laughs)
(singing and playing) ♫ Penny meant if he WERE a purple leprechaun.
Penny forgot to use the subjunctive... ♫
If you're trying to make a point
and you don't understand the nuances
between the various spellings of the word THERE for instance
there T-H-E-R-E
is a good chance those of us who do get it are cringing.
In memory of the first planet express ship and its crew.
Hang on...
ITS shouldn't have an apostrophe.
This means and IT IS crew
What the hell is wrong with you!
On the other hand
If you respond to a grammatically challenged statement
just to explain why it's wrong
We all understand you just want everyone to know
how much better than them you are.
We have unfinished business I and he.
He and me
Don't you talk to me about grammar!
We all understand you just want everyone to know
how much better than them you are.
and yes
We realize the irony of us pointing out poor grammar
and how annoying it is when people point out poor grammar.
Umm... Is it because he is always correcting peoples grammar?
WHOM WHOM
Sometimes it's WHO.
(Laughs)
Yeah? Sometimes it's (gesture)
(Growns)
I don't know what we're yelling about!
#5:People who speak really loudly in public
Loud noises!
the group of people who feel the need to engage in conversations
or phone calls in public so loudly
that the rest of us have no chance to ignore them
are absolutely vexing.
It's too... You're too loud in here.
Disturbing
Yeah getting yelled at
The rest of us do not care about what you
and your friend are up too
or what you have to say to each other.
Seemingly unaware that there are other people in this world
these folks will never realize how much they annoy everyone around them.
Your voice!
My voice!!?
You're shouting.
How dare you!
I have a voice related medical condition!
The worst offenders of all
might just be Bluetooth users
cause you can't even see the phone.
Excuse me?
Who are you talking to?
Talking to myself
Well you're doing it really loud.
Oh, really?
Yeah yeah
You're kinda talking loud yourself.
To a person.
What's the difference?
Uhh... I'm actually conversing with another human being.
Very different than just...
To the outside observer, it's the same level of annoyance.
#4: People who clip their nails in public
I'm a mental case?
Yes I think so.
You're the one that's clipping their nails in the subway.
This one is almost inexplicable.
There are something you're supposed to do
in the privacy of your own home
Clipping your nails is one of those things
at least, that's how the civilized among us see it
In fact most of us save this for the bathroom only
as we recognize that no one wants to see that
(music playing)
Or even worse
No one wants to be caught in the crossfire of someone elses stray clippings.
So when somebody decides to use a public space to complete this private task
or even to bite their nails
It rightfully bothers everyone else around them.
So there we go.
Nails are ready for guitar playing.
and when I vacuum this later in the week
It will all clean up just fine
How you cut you your nails without gravity.
#3: People who talk or ask questions at the movies
Hey can you guys uhh... maybe be quiet?
Why don't you switch seats with us
If it's bothering you so much let's just switch seats
You know what I mean? Let's switch seats.
Sometimes movies are hard to understand
We get it.
In those cases
you may feel compelled to interrupt someone
around you in the theater so they'll explain it to you.
Don't.
Those around you may not be as confused as you
and probably don't want to hear your questions even if they're not,
For all yall talkers up in here
It's time to keep it down right now
Shhh!
Even worse is if you're just bored
or indifferent to the film in front of you
and just can't help but comment
or yack on your cellphone.
Why is this movie called the hours
when it feels so much longer?
They should call this thing the weeks.
Shhh!
If that's your deal we have one request
just leave.
We came here to listen to the movie not you
I mean, has this dude even heard of mise-en-scene?
Put some information up in the frame, bitch!
Oh! I get it, yeah.
I’m overexposed to film.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Get an ethereal look.
Man (bleep) this (bleep).
Can we just go?
(Music playing)
#2: People who walk slowly
Better hurry up Mr. Tucker.
I'm coming.
When you find yourself stuck behind a slow walker
whose impeding your path
and is completely ambivalent to it
you may want to snap.
(Organ sound)
For some reason this seems to consistently happen
every time you enter a Walmart.
If you lack the ability to speed up for any number of reasons
then fine.
But if you're indifferent to those behind you
it just pisses us off.
While we're at it people who stop suddenly while walking
or groups of people who are walking in a horizontal line
and don't move when there is someone coming
are just as bad
Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?!
Before we annoy you with our top pic
here are a few honorable mentions.
Yo yo (bleep)
Yo yo yo
Now if M A equals M G what does that imply?
I don't know?
How can you not know, I just told you?
Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc
are you telling me that it's 8:25?
Precisely
Damn
I'm late for school
#1: People who chew loudly or eat with their mouths open
(Chewing sounds)
There's nothing more annoying then when your trying to enjoy a meal
and you can hear or see every bite someone else is taking.
Whereas many of the pet peeves on this list
are based on your reaction to someone elses reasonable actions
this one is more about other people lacking table manners
than you being a crazy person.
Damn little lady
You sure can put it away
(Laughs)
We will always be disgusted by the sound of someone chewing loudly.
Be it food or gum.
Spit
and don't even get us started on how icky it is
to see your chewed up food bits in your mouth or on your lips
Gross
Just gross
I'm dead sexy.
Look at my sexy body.
Do you agree with our list?
Oh yeah.
What's your biggest pet peeve?
Hey stop it (laughs)
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