- Put it to the side where they can see it.
That's actually why I picked this hat.
'Cause it has a longer ball.
- Oh.
You say you like...
(both laugh)
- No!
Mother!
This is now how we're starting the video.
- Take that out.
(both laugh)
Take that out.
- Hey guys.
- Hey.
Oh show the ceaser
you're giving Kristen. - Oh my goodness.
This is perfect. - Look, let's see.
We need to see this.
- Now that's a ceaser.
(laughs)
This is a Canadian drink.
- Oh yeah, I guess,
lots of people. - It's a major Canadian drink.
- [Kristen] Excuse me, that's my!
- It dripped!
- But it's a virgin ceaser.
- [Dallas] I don't know if you like that
asparagus and the olives.
- Because,
it's a virgin ceaser because,
- Kristen's clearly not a virgin.
(cheering)
- Kristen's pregnant!
- And it's Alayna's!
(both laugh)
- I am not the father.
- [Kristen] No, you're the mother.
- Dallas, where do you fit into this equation?
- [Dallas] God.
Uncle.
- [Kristen] God uncle?
(laughs)
- Let's get started.
All right, hi everybody
- Ho ho ho!
- Okay.
- Who's a ho?
- Let's introduce the video, first.
- [Dallas] Lynelle's just starting off hot!
(laughs)
- What are you, what video are you filming?
- I don't know, tell me!
- I'm trying!
A couple of years ago, Dallas and I
did a holiday themed reacting to your mean comments video.
It's like, happy holidays, here's some really mean stuff.
- That's not good.
Happy holidays, here's some mean stuff.
- Yeah, I'm gonna put it on a t-shirt.
Last year, a couple of years ago,
we reacted to mean comments,
but I haven't looked at mean comments in a really long time
so I thought, what better time than here,
celebrating the holidays
with my family,
- Than to put some mean stuff out there.
To those Grinches at Christmas.
- Oh! (laughing)
She's fired up already.
So, we've got my mother here, to react with me.
We've got D over on the side lines making drinks,
and we've got Kristen,
she picked all of the mean comments
and she's gonna read them to us.
So neither of us have even seen these comments at all.
- I can't even believe she found mean comments.
- [Kristen] It took a lot of digging.
- Oh really?
Well that's good to know.
- [Kristen] I think the newest one was like, one hour old.
- (gasps) An hour ago?
- Okay, let's read that one first.
- [Kristen] From somebody who is not in this room.
(laughs)
- That was evil.
- You put a mean comment out?
- That laugh was evil.
Okay, let's get started.
You guys have seen these videos before.
We're reacting to mean comments,
because, pro tip, it's way funnier to read them
with people that you love,
than to read them alone.
- Okay, let's go.
- Okay, let's do it.
- [Kristen] Should I start really bad?
Or should I kind of start medium?
- Let's just ease me into it. - Yeah, we need to
ease Lynelley in.
- [Kristen] Okay, so, this person was just saying,
this is so fake, lol.
- Fake?
There's nothing fake here,
this is so real.
You can't get much realer than this.
- This is all me.
- Yeah, and you can clearly tell where she gets it from.
- Ladies.
(laughs)
- All right?
(laughs)
This is real, this is all real!
- [Dallas] Why are we, why do we gotta do this every time?
- What is happening, how are we already here?
How are we already at this point?
- 'Cause we're so real.
- Au natural.
- Cause no one would pay for--
- Okay, mom! (laughs)
- They'd need to like, up it a notch, right?
- Wouldn't you have 'em, a little bit?
- Some people pay to reduce.
- Less is more.
- Exactly.
- Less is more, all you haters.
(laughs)
- What was the person who left the fake comment,
what's their username?
- Loser.
- No, no.
I can feel you, amping up for something.
- [Kristen] What the (beep) did I just watch?
- Well if you don't even know what you're watching,
then why are you watching?
Like, why would you even watch something
if you don't even know what you're watching?
Like, oh my god, really?
Then turn it off!
"What the (beep) did I just watch?"
Like, oh my goodness.
Why are you watching?
- Okay, (laughs) it's like, not even that mean.
- Why would you even say that?
- That's how I feel when I'm posting half my videos.
I'm like, what the (beep) am I even posting here?
(both laugh)
- Why are you posting it?
- Okay, next.
- [Kristen] (beep) queers.
(laughs)
- Really?
- No, she just made that one up.
- [Dallas] She's about to read the comment.
(laughs)
- I can't even say anything nice about that comment.
So I won't say anything.
- At what point have you been saying nice things
about any of the previous comments?
- Who says stuff like that?
- Yeah, who said that? - Other than a (beep) weirdo.
- I just sit back,
and you go in. - Who says that?
(beep) queers.
Other than a (beep) loser.
You're just some uneducated weirdo.
Like, get out of your small town.
See the world a little bit.
And then you'll realize,
I won't say it.
(laughs)
Stop!
Well, you just need to get out
and see the world.
That there's no (beep) queers.
There is none.
- Well.
- I know what you mean, I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
- But if you'd actually go out of your, maybe,
small little bubble, or wherever you're living,
and just realize they're just normal people
just like you, think you're normal,
which, you probably aren't.
(laughs)
Well, you can't be if you're being so judgemental.
- Right.
- Don't judge.
Who are you to judge?
You don't know what they're feeling or.
- Mom.
- Yeah.
But it's true, honestly.
Let people be who they are.
- Are you getting teary?
- Yeah!
Because you did, and then I did!
- We're fine, this is a funny video.
- [Kristen] Alayna is the white girl
that gets everybody haunted in movies,
and Willow is the white girl who dies first.
(laughs)
- I mean, true, where's the lie?
That's not even mean, that's just true.
I've invoked the spirits,
and then Willow takes the brunt of it.
Well, now the spirits are all around me.
So, everybody - It's Christmas.
- You guys are screwed.
- It's the spirit of Christmas.
- Those are the spirits I've invoked.
The Christmas spirit.
- [Kristen] Sorry to say Fruit Loops contain lanolin
which is made from sheep, so it isn't vegan.
Not to shame you, but so you know not to get it.
- Yeah!
I got lots of those comments on the
"Eating like Jeffery Star" video,
saying that fruit loops aren't vegan.
- [Kristen] It is vegan in Canada,
because Canada doesn't...
- Oh, it is vegan!
- [Kristen] In Canada, I believe they are vegan.
When I got those comments, I googled, are fruit loops vegan?
Everything was saying yes.
Even though, that was criticism provided in a constructive
and respectful way, ha ha!
- [Kristen] It is vegan.
- Yeah!
- Thanks mom.
- [Kristen] They want to act like men.
They even drink beer.
Women drinking beer is disgusting.
(laughs)
- Wow, and which state are you from?
Beer is disgusting.
- Which state do you think?
Let's list a few and piss them all off (laughs).
- Okay, which--
- No, don't actually!
Don't actually list states.
- What can women drink?
What would you allow a woman to drink?
- A cocktail.
- Oh. - Let's keep it PG.
- I would say that if you think that
women drinking beer is disgusting,
I'm very okay with you finding me disgusting.
Not interested in attracting you, at all.
- Probably not too many people are.
And that's why you have to say that.
- Damn!
- Well who says stuff like that?
- (beep) queers.
- Let people drink what they wanna drink!
What difference does it make?
- Yeah, and let people bang who they want to bang.
- Yeah, ,exactly.
Let people be.
Go find a sheep. (laughs)
[Dallas] Oh yeah!
- [Kristen] Lanolin, right?
- Well, maybe you shouldn't post that.
- [Kristen] Borderline personality disorder.
- Well, everyone has their good days and bad days,
so that would be a...
- Well, and I don't find that insulting,
I don't have borderline personality disorder,
but lots of people do.
What are you, a psychologist?
- [Kristen] It's not hard, just don't trust a bisexual.
- Then who can you trust?
Why can't you trust a bisexual?
- We're greedy cheaters that's why.
- [Kristen] Yikes! Can I say trying too hard?
- If she would only try!
- [Kristen] Ow!
- Well no, I didn't,
it wasn't like a bad comment,
she's just being who she is
and it's perfect,
and imagine if she actually like,
okay, take that out.
- Tried? (laughs)
- No, that doesn't make,
that's not good.
- Trying too hard or not,
seems to be working out for me just fine.
- There you go.
(sizzles) She's hot.
(laughs)
- [Kristen] (beep) yikes.
You've never had anxiety you filthy whore.
- Wow.
- Whoa.
- And who are they to say what kind of anxiety she has?
- Whoa.
- Oh my word.
Wow.
You definitely need some help
to deal with your anxiety, which is unfortunate
that you have anxiety.
- It can be hard, when you experience something
to a certain level,
and then maybe you see somebody else,
who you don't perceive to be having that same level
of difficulty, and then you want to.
- But you don't know what difficulty other people have.
Yeah, you can't say stuff like that.
- Yeah.
There you go.
Guys, you can't say stuff like that.
- Yeah.
- So, knock it off.
- Stop it.
- [Kristen] All three of you are frauds.
Damn pig (beep) slutty whores.
All three of you are not gay,
damn pig (beep) slutty whores.
All three of you are liar (beep), damn big (beep)
slutty whores, and all three of you are going to hell
liar damn, pig (beep) slutty whores.
- Wow.
And where are you going after saying all that?
(Alayna and Kristen laughing)
- That was almost poetry.
It was kinda beautiful, really.
Damn (beep), piggy slutty whores.
- Damn (beep), slutty piggy whores.
(Chanting in unison)
So what are you mad it?
Are you mad that we're not gay?
Are you mad that we're
- Slutty (beep),
- [Alayna And Lynelle] Piggy slutty whores.
- Why are they mad?
That's what I don't,
what's your point?
- [Kristen] (beep) click baiting attention seeker.
- Yeah, it's called YouTube.
Welcome.
- And who's watching? (laughs)
You were.
- It worked.
- Clearly worked.
- I think that's where we're gonna end it.
- He probably won't hear my voice
'cause she'll be beeping it out though.
- Could you decipher anything she said?
I mean, this, video's not click bait.
This is me and my mom reacting to mean comments.
- Yeah, this is who we are.
What you see is what you get.
- Thank you for enduring that.
Thank you guys so much for watching,
I hope that you're having a wonderful holiday season.
Thank you to the 99.9% of you
that leave lovely, supportive, wonderful comments.
Kristen really had to dig to find some of these.
- Who could find something bad about this little sweetie?
- These people.
All of these people.
(beep)
And we forgot to say a huge thank you to my VIP patrons.
My vitally important producers.
- Woo, is that me?
- Yes (laughs).
Yeah, you're on of them now.
- Okay.
- I've also been posting blooper videos,
like outtakes from all of my most recent videos.
- And there won't be any in this video,
no bloopers.
- There's lots.
I'm already editing this video, and there's lots.
So if that's something that interests you,
click that link in the description.
- Click, click, click, click.
Bye.
- There's an outtake right there.
There's a taste.
(beep)
As you can see, I'm back in Manitoba with my family.
Cathair.
For the holidays,
so there won't be a video next week, but I will see you all
in the new year.
Yet, she's the saddest person when there's no.
- I know, I miss my Friday video.
- I'm gonna be here, with you.
- I know.
- In real life.
If you're gonna miss my face, follow me on Instagram.
I'm on there like, every day.
And that's it for this video.
I love you very much, and I will see you in the next one.
Bye!
- Bye!
(kisses)
- [Kristen] You are gonna have to do so much beeping.
- Yeah, that's okay.
- Okay, sorry, I won't say bad words anymore.
It's hard not to.
- [Dallas] No, the beepings fine.
- You can say whatever you want Mom.
Yeah, this is Lynelley, real life.
No, I don't swear that much, really.
I try to keep it down.
(Kristen laughs)