- What is this place?
- Sun City West, it's a retirement community,
it's one of the best
retirement communities in all of America.
- Ah.
- It's basically like a boarding school--
- Okay.
- But with less teachers and high blood pressure.
Do you remember when we went around Marlborough?
- Yes.
- I was a little kid-- - Yes.
- You were--
- And you were desperate, you were that.
- You were perspective parents.
- Yeah.
- Well, today, I guess I'm a perspective child.
- I do not want to stay in a retirement community.
- I didn't want to go to boarding school.
I wanted to stay with my friends in London.
- Yeah.
- But when I actually got there, I really enjoyed it.
I just want you to have an open mind,
and just entertain the possibility
that this could be somewhere that you would move to.
- All right. - Open mind.
Ready? - Should we move on, yeah?
- Just north of Phoenix is Sun City West,
one of the largest self-sufficient
retirement communities in the world.
If I managed to persuade Michael to buy one of the
18,000 houses here, he'll join an army of 25,000
senior citizens to enjoy swimming pools,
golf courses, a hospital, and Arizona's low taxation.
Resident Lynne is giving us the tour.
- So what's the split, men and women, here?
- Probably about 75% women
and maybe 40% men,
but when a woman dies-- - Yes--
- Okay, and the husband is left alone,
then all the women who are single,
they come out. - Oh!
- Oh, come out to play.
- Single, looking to mingle.
- They are, I sorta call it the piranha group.
- Sounds like it'd suit you, Jack.
Jack goes for the older woman.
- No, I do not.
- It's a sort of mother complex.
- A mother complex!
- I appreciate all different types--
- They would love you!
- of women.
- It's almost like a mother that you can have sex with.
That's the way he operates.
- Please!
- I think the only reason you brought me here
is because you like the look of it
for doing your stuff with the older ladies.
- That is not true, it's not true.
But what did you say the youngest kind of lady is here?
- 55.
We call here is a nurse with a purse.
- A nurse with a purse?
- Yes, that's an older woman who takes care of a man
and pays for everything.
- That would save Jack down to the ground.
- See?
That would be--
- I could find a very old one,
so that it wouldn't have to, you know--
- Well--
- do it for that long.
I need a nurse with a purse that's not long for the hurst.
- Friday night is BINGO night,
and it's the hottest ticket in town,
as racy as it gets for this elderly
and extremely conservative crowd.
- [Woman Over Speaker] Welcome tonight's special guest,
we've got a guest caller, Mr. Jack Whitehall.
Please welcome Jack to the stage!
(audience cheers)
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what up, what up Sun City West
in the house, can I get a yeah!
(crowd cheers "Yeah")
Put your zippers in the air!
Thank you very much for having me here.
This is a slightly more mature audience
than I am used to, I'm not gonna lie,
I look out, I see an ocean of gray hair.
(audience laughs)
50 shades of gray.
But don't worry, ladies and gentlemen,
there will be no effing and jeffing from me,
I have been told that I must be on best behavior,
so let's shuffle the balls, good luck.
We're playing for 100 dollars, and my dad
has agreed to up that to 1,000 dollars!
It's a 1,000 dollar game!
- I have not!
- Michael Whitehall-- - Nothing of the sort!
- is topping up the prize pot from 100 measly dollars
to a grand, thank you very much to Michael Whitehall.
(audience cheering)
Let's play balls.
Okay, Nexflix and chill, 69.
Nexflix and chill, 69.
Daddy's bedtime, just gone six.
Daddy's bedtime, it's just gone six.
Legal in France, 15.
One-Five.
Up the bum, number one.
(crowd gasps)
The number of miles between my family home
and the boarding school that my father sent me to, 68.
68 miles.
Just let that sink in.
68. - BINGO!
- No-- - Yes.
- I don't believe you. - There, look.
It's four. - You've not got a BINGO.
- I have. - You haven't.
- I have. - A junicator!
Where's the security?
No. - Yup. Full house, that.
- He can't have a full house.
- No, full house. - He's cheating.
Have this man taken out, excuse me, security,
he's ruining the game, gentleman over there,
with the flag, can you please?
You're cheating at the game and you'll be--
- I am not! - assisted out.
Boo, from the ladies and gentlemen, boo!
Boo!
(crowd boos)
Ruin these decent, honest people,
trying to cheat them out of their BINGO winnings,
Boo!
Locked in the loo, 62.
(crowd laughs)
We have a winner!
Oh, phew.
(crowd claps)
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for allowing me
to come here and call one of your BINGO games,
it was an absolute honor.
One final announcement, I will be hosting a small
after party once we're done here
with some of the ladies from the Tap Society,
so any of the real shesh monkeys that want to come join me,
we will be raving through 'til the sun comes out.
And remember the golden rule,
what happens in Sun City West,
- [Crowd] stays in Sun City West.
- Thank you very much, peace out!
Love you guys.
One of the most intimidating audiences
I've ever performed in front of.
I've played to like 20,000 people at the O2,
definitely that was scarier.
They definitely didn't like "Up the bum, number one."
(laughs)
I mean, that was like a tumbleweed moment.
- Yeah.
- Know your crowd.
I think we should get out of here,
before it kicks off.