Glitchy Boy and SMG4 intro (Warning: Do not do any of these stunts that are done in this video)
Ho ho, hello! It's ya boy Mario!
Ha ha! Welcome to Mario Jackass!
[Italian gibberish]
Okie dokie!
[More Italian gibberish]
Okie dokie!
Let's-a go!
Come on! C'mon, hee hee.
[Ded]
Yippee! [Italian gibberish]
Hmm. [Italian gibberish]
Oh boy!
[Snap]
Mamma Mia...
Doh!
[Snap]
[Italian gibberish]
[More Italian gibberish] Ohhh...
[Coin]
Let's-a go!
Hmm. Oh ho ho! Ha ha ha! Oho ha ha ha! Yeah!
Yahoo!
Hello! [Italian gibberish]
Here we go!
Okay! Oh yeah!
WAAH! Ohhhh...
[Shivers]
Ohhhh!
[Crying]
WAAAAH! x2
MARIO!
[Luigi screams]
What just happened?
I gotta get of this crazy place!
Yah!
How you doin'?
Gotchy gotchy!
Mm-hmm.
[Shat]
Aha!
Oh what the ffffff-fart?
[Ded]
[Shivers]
[Crying]
Wah!
Ohhhhhhh...
Yahoo!
WAAAAAAH!
Awawaoh!
Oh no!
Yah!
[Italian gibberish]
Wah! [Ded]
Ooooooooooooooh...
MARIO: Hey stinky!
Huh?
Yippee! Welcome to Mario Jackass!
Noooo. [Italian gibberish] Oh yeah!
Nah! Get ready to move your ass!
WHAT?!
Good luck!
Zoombala!
[Buzzer]
You! You are ded!
[BAH BAH BAH BAH!]
[Scream]
HYAHH!
oof
Saino!
Ohhhhhhh!
[PEW PEW PEW!]
[Dun]
Did you think you could beat me?
POW!
Oh shiiiit...
[Scream]
Why they sent anime to fight me?
[Retarded singing]
[Gun fire]
[More singing]
I can fly!
[Scream] Baby, it buuuuuuuurns!
[Buzzer]
[Thud]
I am ded.
[Giggle] SUGOI, SUGOI!
Hey, you very good! Oh you so good!
Okie dokie...
Hello! [Italian gibberish] Hoo hoo!
MARIO: Ung!
Ugh!
Daf-q?
Wah!
[Gibberish]
Hello! Little Toady! [Italian gibberish]
[Gibberish]
Ohh, you so good! Look at this!
[Gibberish]
Ha ha! Hoo hoo! Oh boy! [Italian gibberish]
Here we go!
[Gibberish]
WhAt Da HeLl, WhAt DiD YoU sAy To Me?!?!?1?11?!
Oh ya Mamma Mia [Italian gibberish]
[Scream]
[Grunt]
Hoooo!
Hey where did everybody go?
Ooooooooooooh...
Hmm? Mamma Mia...
[Some copyright adventure music]
Ahh...god damn, Bulls...
Oh...shit!
Welcome to Mario Jackass!
[Wahahoo noises]
What's-a going on here?
[Italian gibberish]
[More Italian gibberish]
Oh yeah!
[Italian gibberish]
YEAH!
Oh no!
You're just f--ked!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Wario time!
[Pelo gasp]
Yeet!
[Explosion]
[Scream] I'll get you next time.
Yeah! Here we go!
[Boom, Boom, Bang!]
[Screaming]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[Laughs]
Oh my GODDDDD!
Yahoo!
I'm unstoppable!
*Suddenly a Dragon Appeared*
I'm on fire.
[Ded]
AHAHAHAHA!
YAHOO!
Okay...
Here we goooooo!
Yoloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[Silent ded]
[Scream]
[Wahahee laughter]
Waluigi, number one!
[More laughter]
I got it!
[Waluigi screams]
Hello! It's-a me, Mario!
[Italian gibberish]
[Munching sounds]
Hey stinky! [Italian gibberish] Hoo hoo!
Oh, no thanks Mario, I'm just having a picnic.
Wanna join?
Oh you so good! You're fantastic!
Uhh, I'm not sure what you're talking about...
Oh boy! That-a make me so happy!
You so good!
Uhh, Mario where are you even taking me?
Oh my god! Is that a slingshot?!
Wait Mario, I'm afraid of heights!
[Italian gibberish] Yippee!
[Singing] Let's-a go!
[Boopkins screams]
Huh?
Hey! It's not bad!
Wheeeeeeeee!
This is fun!
[Both] Daf-q?
[Singing]
Huh? What's that?
[Record scratch] OH MY GOOOOOOOD!
[Screaming]
[Explosion]
Ah crap!
Yippee! Ha ha ha!
Hee hee!
I got it!
Let's-a go!
[Singing]
Oh, hello Little Toady!
MARIO: Ooooooooh...
What's up?
Okie dokie! [Italian gibberish]
Ohhhhh... Mamma Mia!
Hmm?
Ahhhhh! Whoa! No!
I want you to see my Baby Mario!
Hey, I'm Fishy Boopkins and this Flying Screaming Italian!
Alright, let's go Mario! [Singing]
[Mario screams]
AHAHAHAHAHA!
[Thud]
Ohhhh...
Hmm?
[Scream]
Whose number one now?
[Screams]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOO!
Hey, that's-a pretty good!
Ahhh!
Mamma MIAAAAA!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
[Scream]
[Wahahoo laughter]
Oh--
- WAAAAAH! Mamma Mia! - I'm the best!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh no! Hoo...hoo...
Okie dokie!
[Glass shatters]
Konichuwa!
Prepare your anus!
[Screams]
MARIO: Ah! Jesus Christ! Oh god! Oh fuck! [Wario laughs] Yahoo!
Beautiful!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
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Subtitles by: Oks, Travis Punnett, @AidenBriggs2, Steve Is alive, WilsonPerez3, Unstoppable_Power and others.
Seriously, don't do these stunts. You'll get hurt pretty bad.
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