>> LOOK AT THAT.
YEAH.
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE HERE WHAT
A WEEK, HUNG? LET’S LOOK BACK AT THIS MESS
LET’S LOOK BACK AT THIS MESS
FIRST LACKS ASSESS THE RAID.
>> FIRST, I PERSONALLY APPROVE
APPROVAL TO SEEK A SEARCH
WARRANT IN THIS MATTER.
SECOND THE MATTER IS NOT TO SUCH
DECISION LIGHTLY.
STANDARD PRACTICE LESS INTRUSIVE
MEANS INTO NEARLY SCOPE ANY
SEARCH THAT IS UNDERTAKEN.
THIRD, I WILL NOT STAND BY
SILENTLY WHEN THEIR INTEGRITY IS
UNFAIRLY ATTACKED.
THEY ARE DEDICATED, PATRIOTIC
PUBLIC SERVANT.
>> HE DOESN’T LOOK GUILTY AT ALL
.
I HAVEN’T SEEN A MORE CHEAPEST
CHEAPEST PHASE WAY UP NEXT TO
THAT RAMPART HE SAID HE HAD TO
DO IT THIS WAY -- NEVER DID SAY
WHY HE SAID THEY HAD TO DO IT
THIS WAY BECAUSE THEY HAD TO DO
IT THAT WAY.
YOU NEED A CIRCULAR SAW TO GET
THROUGH IT.
YES HONEY I SLEPT WITH THAT
STRIPPER, BECAUSE I COULD NOT
NOT SLEEP WITHOUT STRIPPER.
IS A FORMER STRIPPER THAT MAKES
NO SENSE.
THEN HE PLAY THE VICTIM SAYING
THE FBI AGENTS ARE PATRIOTIC
SERVANTS THEY WILL LAY OFF OR
KIDNAP GRETCHEN WITTNER.
J EDGAR HOOVER WILL BE PROUD.
LET’S FACE IT, I AM JOKING FOR
HE IS RIGHT 99.99 PERCENT ARE
PATRIOTIC BUT IF YOU WERE TAKING
THE SERVANT PART TOO LITERARY
THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN
SERVANT AND YES-MAN.
LIKE THE COVID VACCINE THEY ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER.
WHEN YOU PUT NAMETAGS ON ANGRY
PARENTS -- SUDDENLY PARENTS
BECAME A TERRORIST GROUP WHEN
THE ONLY HARMFUL THING THEY DO
IS ASK YOU TO FRIEND THEM ON
FACEBOOK.
JUST SAY NO.
THEN THEY WILL WANT MORE.
JUST LIKE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE
SOLELY AGAINST -- F EI AGENT.
DON’T CALL THEM WOLVES WORK THAT
ARE GOING TO DEVOUR THE PEOPLE.
>> THIS IS BANANA REPUBLIC KIND
OF NONSENSE.
>> REPUBLICANS WHO COMPLAINED
ABOUT THE WEAPONIZATION OF THE
DOJ AND THE FBI ARE IN A WAY
WEAPONIZATION THAT RHETORIC.
>> IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
WE WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND
WE STILL ARE.
BUT THEN THEY WENT CHARLIE
CHAPLIN WHEN WRITERS SHORT
CITIES AND SUPREME COURT
JUSTICES WERE GETTING DOCK, SOME
NOT TRY TO MURDER BRETT
CAVANAUGH FOR WHERE WAS GARLAND.
RUTH BADER GINSBURG DID MORE
THAN GARLAND AND SHE IS DEAD.
THE PRESS WERE QUIET.
IT’S SO CUTE AROUND FEEDING TIME
.
HE CAN CATCH A SARDINE IN HIS
MOUTH OR WE CRITICIZE THE FBI
BECAUSE WE CRITICIZE EVERYONE.
IT’S THE ONE THING I HAVE TO
CREDIT THE IRS FOR, WE HAVE BEEN
-- ON THEM SINCE THE 18
HUNDREDS BACK WHEN PELOSI WAS
JUST A HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADER.
TERRIBLE.
AND BIDEN HAD JUST RECEIVED HIS
AARP CARD.
BUT THEY NEVER COMPLAIN.
THE IRS JUST ASSUMED THAT WAS
PART OF THE DEAL, THE SAME THING
WITH LAWYERS, CHIROPRACTORS,
FIELD-GOAL KICKERS AND GUYS NAME
CHAD.
COMPLAIN TO A FOX NEWS ONLY
ABOUT HEART DISEASE AND DO YOU
SEE WHAT WE GO THROUGH?
I GET MORE DEATH THREATS THAN
ANYONE AND ONLY HALF OF THEM I
DESERVE.
THIS IS JUST A RUSE TO SAL AND
SHE.
LIKE I TOLD JESSE WATERS -- FACT
IS IF YOU DIDN’T CRITICIZE
ANYTHING FOR FEAR YOU WOULD
TRIGGER SOME NET BACK BECAUSE
YOU WILL, THEN WE WOULD ALL BE
SILENT.
WE WOULD HAVE TO SHUT DOWN WILL
REAL HOUSEWIVES.
THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU SHOULDN’T
CRITICIZE OUR COOKS AT DINERS.
PEOPLE WHO SEND BACK THEIR MEAL
HOPING IS GOING TO COME BACK
BETTER, THE.
NEVER DOES.
IT NEVER DOES.
UNLESS YOU APPRECIATE A SECRET
SAUCE.
I WILL LEAVE IT TO YOUR
IMAGINATION.
IS WEIRD HOW THE RATE IS CALLED
AN UNPRECEDENTED ACTION BUT THEN
IS CALLED A SEARCH THAT IS NO
BIG DEAL HOW CAN THAT BE?
JOE SCARBOROUGH SAID CHANNELS
MUST BE USED TO GO AFTER ANGRY
PEOPLE ON NEWS.
DOES HE FORGET THAT HE IS ON
CABLE NEWS PRODUCTS AT LEAST
BIDEN HAS DEMENTIA, WHAT IS HIS EXCUSE?
SAY HELLO TO BONNIE AND -- CLYDE
WHY IS THAT -- BY HIS OWN
REASONING HE AND HIS WIFE SHOULD
SERVE LIFE SENTENCES ALTHOUGH
THAT WOULD BE CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
PUNISHMENT FOR THE GUARDS.
THERE’S EVER.
A PATTERN.
THE FACTS ARE NEVER TROOPER
TRUMP SAID YOU SHOULD DRINK
BLEACH, DRUM SAID YOU SHOULD
FIND PEOPLE BORN.
AND THEN THE FREAKS COME OUT AND
SAY THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN.
THIS LOOKS WORSE THAN WATERGATE.
THIS COULD BE THE THING THAT
REALLY TAKES HIM DOWN HERE.
THIS COULD BE THE THING THAT
REALLY TAKES HIM DOWN.
LEFT MAC.
>> I JUST LOOK AT HIM AND I
THINK, TURN.
I’M NOT GOING TO SAY IT.
>> HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ONE.
>> HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ONE NOT
EVEN CLOSE THEN THE TRUTH COMES
OUT AND IT ISN’T WITHIN MEDIA
WANTS SO THEY TURN THEIR ANGRY
GAZE TO YOU YOU BECOME THE
THREAT.
THAT’S WHEN THE PEOPLE WITH THE
PHONES TUNEUP AND NOW THE CRIME
THAT STARTED IT ALL ISN’T THAT
IMPORTANT ANYMORE.
IS THE BACKLASH.
THEY DID THIS WITH RUSSIAN
COLLUSION, IF YOU’RE SKEPTICAL,
YOU WERE A TRAITOR.
IF YOU TALKED ABOUT IT YOU ARE
GUILTY OF THIS INFORMATION NOT
THE PEOPLE WHO PRETENDED IT WAS
FAKE TO RIG AN ELECTION FOR WHEN
THE REAL STORY DIVIDES
MANIPULATION -- IT IS STILL EARL
.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE WHAT IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE
NOTHING?
WHAT IF IT IS NOT REALLY ABOUT
NUKES BUT SOMETHING BLAND LIKE
SOMETHING DANA’S DIARY THEN I
FED THE DOG AND PUT ON MY PRETTY
PONY PAJAMAS I WROTE A FAN
LETTER TO GARTH BROOKS AND THEN
I WENT TO BED. HOW BAD WOULD GARDNER LOOKED AND
HOW BAD WOULD GARDNER LOOKED AND
? SERIOUSLY, IF THEY DON’T
SERIOUSLY, IF THEY DON’T
UNDERCOVER A HOMEMADE MOVIE OF GARLAND BANGING EVERY MEMBER OF
GARLAND BANGING EVERY MEMBER OF
MENUDO -- LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’
GUEST. MORE ELECTRIFYING THEN A CATTLE
MORE ELECTRIFYING THEN A CATTLE
PROD IN YOUR BATHTUB. CARLEY SHIMKUS, ACTOR AND
CARLEY SHIMKUS, ACTOR AND
COMEDIAN -- FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF.
KAT TIMPF.
MY SIDEKICK, TYRUS.
CARLY I WANT TO BREAK THE
ILLUSION A LITTLE BIT, THERE WAS
SOME BREAKING NEWS, THEY
RELEASED THE WARRANT.
>> AND THE LIST.
>> TYRUS EXPLAINED TO ME IS LIKE
THE ALBUM COVER BUT NOT THE
ALBUM DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO
YOU?
>> ALL OF US ARE IN THIS
TOGETHER WHAT EVERYBODY IS
INTERESTED IN IS THE AFFIDAVIT.
THAT WILL TELLS WHY THIS JUDGE
FINALLY APPROVED THE RATE.
IF YOU DON’T KNOW THAT THAT WE
ARE STILL ALL SPECULATING WHY
THIS HAPPENED.
I THINK IT’S A RARE THING TO SAY
THAT IF SONNY’S HOUSE IS RATED
BY THE FBI AND IT TURNS OUT TO
BE A GOOD WEEK FOR THEM.
WE DON’T KNOW A LOT LEGALLY HERE
POLITICALLY DONATIONS ARE
POURING IT IN RECORD NUMBERS I
THINK THIS IS SOMETHING THAT
COULD POSSIBLY MOTIVATE TRUMP TO
ANNOUNCE HIS PRESIDENCY EVEN
BEFORE THE 2022 MIDTERM
ELECTIONS.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT THE LEFT
AND SOME ON THE RIGHT NEVER
UNDERSTOOD ABOUT HIM.
YOU CAN’T BEAT HIM AT HIS
POLITICAL GAME.
HE THRIVES DURING CONTROVERSY.
HE ALSO REPRESENTS PEOPLE WHO
HAVE BEEN -- BY THE
ADMINISTRATION.
>> HE GOBBLES UP INDUSTRY IF YOU
START TO FLIP OUT THAN THAT
MAKES HIM EVEN STRONGER.
>> I WANT THE FBI, JOE BIDEN,
NANCY LOSEY TO KNOW THAT I AM
VOTING FOR PRESIDENT DONALD J
TRUMP IN 2024.
>> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO --
CRIMES CONGRATULATIONS ON
THE APPLAUSE.
>> DOES NOT LIST ABOUT DOCUMENTS
THIS IS ABOUT STOPPING DONALD
TRUMP ARE RUNNING IN 20
TWENTYFOUR THEY HAVE NOTHING ON
TRUMPET WAS NEXT ARE THEY GOING
TO RAID HIS HOUSE BECAUSE HE DID
NOT RETURN A BOOK TO THE LIBRARY
?
THE RUSSIA HOAX DIDN’T WORK THE
PHONY IMPEACHMENTS DIDN’T WORK.
RATING IS ON GOING THROUGH
MALANI IS CLOSET DID WORK.
>> IT IS RIDICULOUS.
THEY TOOK ALL THESE BOXES SO
THAT THEY DON’T FIND WHAT THEY
SAID THEY WERE FINDING WHAT THEY
MIGHT FIND SOMETHING.
>> ARE THEY JUST NOW LOOKING FOR
THESE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.
HE HAS BEEN OUT OF THE OFFICE
FOR OVER A YEAR.
WHY ARE THEY JUST NOW LOOKING?
>> GREG AND YOU KNOW I AM REALLY
TIGHT WITH BRETT THERE.
>> I HAD THE ACTUAL ARTICLE ON
THE AFFIDAVIT OF THINGS THEY
WERE LOOKING FOR THAT THEY ACTUALLY FOUND.
ACTUALLY FOUND.
THEY GAVE IT TO YOU AND NOT THE.
>> WAS LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S
HATS.
>> ECLECTIC.
>> THEY GOT HIM.
>> WHAT IF TRUMP ACTUALLY DID
BREAK THE LAW BUT HE DIDN’T KNOW
HE DID?
WHEN TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT, HE
HAD NO CLUE.
HE SAID CAN WE GO INTO MEXICO
AND FROM DRUG DEALERS?
IT WAS A GREAT IDEA, BUT YOU
CAN’T DO THAT.
>> WHEN YOU STAY IN A HOTEL ROOM
AND IT IS A REALLY NICE ROBE.
IT WAS KENNEDY’S ROBE BUT IT IS
MY ROAD NOW.
>> THEY DIDN’T TAKE BILL
CLINTON’S ROBE BECAUSE IT WAS
STIFF.
DISGUSTING.
DISGUSTING THAT YOU WOULD
APPLAUD THAT JOKE.
I EXPECTED MORE ON OUR AUDIT
AUDIENCES.
>> IT IS TRUE.
>> WHAT PART X?
>> I HAVE BEEN TO THE WHITE
HOUSE WHEN TRUMP WAS THERE.
IS NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE.
IT IS KIND OF.
>> IT IS OLD.
>> IT IS VERY OLD AND.
NOT LIKE YOU KAT.
>> I FEEL LIKE THERE’S SO MUCH
THAT WE DON’T KNOW AT THIS POINT
.
I’M NOT GOING TO PRETEND THAT I
KNOW THINGS THAT I REALLY DON’T.
THE MORE THAT COMES OUT, THE
MORE QUESTIONS I HAVE.
WATCH OUR NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS?
I GOOGLED IT AND IT SAID IT WAS
DOCUMENTS RELATING TO NUCLEAR
WEAPONS.
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
LIKE HOW TO DO A BOMB?
I DID NOT KNOW THERE WERE
NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS.
ARE THERE REALLY PAPERS OUT
THERE FLOATING AROUND ABOUT HOW
TO DO A BOMB BOX?
OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS NOT THE FIRST
TIME PEOPLE HAVE SAID WE GOT HIM
.
PEOPLE TELL ME THEY WOULD LOVE
TO SEE HIM GO TO PRISON BUT THEY
AREN’T SURE EVEN THEY ARE
QUESTIONING BECAUSE IT IS
HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES.
>> EVEN WHEN HE WAS IN POWER IT
WASN’T ABOUT HIM BEING PRESIDENT
.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN
EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN SOMEBODY
ERIC I FIND IT FUNNY, I FIND
TRUMP FUNNY I UNDERSTAND WHY HE
DRIVES PEOPLE. YOU CAN STEP OUT OF IT AND SAY I
YOU CAN STEP OUT OF IT AND SAY I
SEE WHY HE OFFENDS YOU.
HE IS AT THE SAME TIME IT
DISARMS A PSYCHOLOGY EPIC.
THEY CAN’T DO IT.
THEY ARE DOING AGAIN RIGHT NOW
ON TELEVISION AND ARE NOT EVEN
AWARE OF IT.
THEY ARE OBSESSED.
AND I AM OBSESSED WITH YOU.