Check yourself.
You'll be watching us...
For the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural...
And honest reactions.
With you.
The scene y'all about to see is me with my father's side of the family.
Dominican, Dominican, Dominican!
♪♪
Hey!
Aww, Cardi's family is so cute.
Kinda reminds me of my dad's side, straight Spanish.
(cheering)
That's Grandma, that's my aunt.
That's my grandma, that's my grandfather,
that's my aunts, that's my cousins.
That's my goddamn cousin husband.
That's my nieces and all that.
Family affair, baby, and that's not even half of that.
I got a big-ass-- way bigger family.
Y'all haven't even met my mom's side of the family yet.
Them mother (bleep) is crazy, for real.
Hey! We turned up!
Ei, ei, ei, ei, ei.
Grandma got the sparkle popping like a bottle girl from Queens.
I miss you guys.
We gonna stuff him with so much food,
he gonna want to be a part of our family,
'cause what guy don't like a family
that gives him a lot of food, hmm?
My grandmother's so cute, you guys are gonna make me cry.
Swift is black and her family is Spanish.
He don't know what the hell is going on?
I been good.
Happy that you're here, to see you again.
I'm happy to be here.
Quick question.
Oh, (bleep).
Like, what's your long-term goal here?
Swift hasn't been at the table for five minutes
and we already ready to come at his neck like a pack of hyenas.
Rarr!
Um...
Well, I mean, me and her work well together,
and you know, we got a connection, and you know...
I think y'all look good together, ha!
Look at Hennessy pushing it,
like, talking about me and Swift look good.
Girl, if you don't goddamn stop.
Al right now, I came here to drink and party.
That's right.
That's what we Spanish people do.
We turn up and we feed everybody.
Cheers.
Woo!
It's falling down.
Well, goddamn, guys.
You might as well ask, damn, when you guys gonna get married?
Oh, hey, Cardi, when are you gonna sit on his (bleep)?
(laughing)
Damn, my family just mad thirsty for me to be with Swift.
It's just-- It's crazy, like, I didn't even--
Swift is the best.
All right, all right.
All right, no, but this is the thing, right?
All right, this is the thing, right?
I'm not trying to mix business with pleasure
and my career is always going to be first.
Oh, you see?
You see, the Spanish mamis, you see the bodies?
Look at us. We too spicy, we too spicy.
Look at that booty. Look at those booty--
I don't got one, though, but... (bleep)
So, I want to talk to you.
What did I do?
You already know.
Once I'm serious, I'm serious.
Once I want to talk to you, it's serious.
You like my sister, right?
Oh, my God, Hennessy,
like, why would you embarrass me like that
and why would you ask Swift if he likes me, like...
Ugh!
I'm gonna beat your ass after this, girl.
Look at me.
Playing Little Miss Matchmaker and stuff.
Thought I was cupid.
Putting my two cents into things.
Not minding my business.
Oh, definitely, yeah.
Then you need to act on those likings, Swift,
because it could be too late.
You never know, and the next live-bouncing guy
might come around
and live-bounce Cardi's ass right away from you.
I'm not gonna--
I'm not gonna deny that, yeah.
Cardi's single, Swift likes Cardi.
One plus one is two.
So, then--
Then, what you waiting for?
Well, hell, Swift, I know you thought that I was cute,
but I didn't know you liked me, okay, baby.
She is single right now
and you better get her while you can.
There's a lot of people that want my sister, like,
you better not waste your time, boy.
You better get to it right now
before you lose your chance, hmm.
The scene you're about to see is the beginning
of the public apology tour
featuring yours truly, Peter Gunz,
backed up by the Creeps.
(cheers and applause)
So Peter's throwing Tara a 40th birthday party.
I think Peter wanted to do this big apology in front of everybody
to let everybody know, "Hey, hey, hey!
You know I'm still laying this (bleep)."
This is advanced creeping.
What's up with your man, uh, Richie Dollaz, man?
Yo, Rich, stop wearing picnic shirts, man, to public gatherings.
You looking crazy.
That's so sweet.
Tara looks amazing.
First off, I want to thank everybody for coming out,
make some noise for the birthday girl.
(cheers and applause)
I wanted to say a few words.
To make this speech in front of Tara's family
and my family and my friends
is something I planned to do for a long time, so it wasn't hard.
What's hard is me watching this shirt I got on.
You deserve a public apology.
Apologize to me, mother (bleep) for jumping on top of that table
like you wanted that work.
There's no words that I could ever say
that would suffice for what I've done.
Her brother look like some military dude.
He got laser beams in his eyes, look--
He look very mad.
Yo, chill out, homeboy, let Peter do his thing, just relax.
Just relax.
And to the family, my friends, I apologize to you all.
Tara, I love you.
Happy birthday.
My boys need you, I need you.
Aww, she's crying.
I'll go on a public apology tour
after this, me, Rich and Cisco.
Drink up, have fun.
(cheers and applause)
I read the creep manual about 15 times.
This is very hard for a creep, to apologize on being a creep.
Like, you should have stood up and give him a standing ovation.
After this, I'm gonna go do a public apology tour.
My backup singers, Rich and Cisco.
He ain't mention my name.
And I'm gonna have Self DJ.
I ain't going on no public apology, nothing.
While y'all over there doing that,
I'm in the back with the chicks.
Creep Squad!