Ling Ling!
Welcome to TwoSet News.
Today we are going to review all the -
We going to read all the Ling Ling comments that
you guys keep spamming because
every video we make just...
But Ling Ling this -
But Ling Ling that -
Ling Ling does this. Ling Ling does that.
Ling Ling.. Ling Ling... Ling Ling!
As I was saying, imagine being a newcomer to this
channel and be like: "oh, what's this video about?"
and scrolling down the comments just like...
Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling.
Before we get into the video though, very exciting news.
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Alright, let's get into this Ling Ling comments review.
Wow. Look at the amount of likes, that's crazy.
Four - Oh my god.
That is insane. 4.6 thousand likes.
And someone was trying to be real logical and says,
Kung pao chicken!
So, next one.
Ooh~
Guys.
Did you have a kid with -
Yang Yang here, the kid with Ling Ling.
Mmm...
- That Lang Lang - It was a spiritual experience
And we made -
Aw, this is ridiculous.
Well, that was the most...
Grammatically correct -
language use of Ling Ling's language.
It is true though, being Asian.
You guys don't understand. If we don't practice
40 hours a day, we will literally get disowned.
Yeah. 24 hours, you can't beat your competitors.
Yeah, you also gotta be a doctor.
You doctor yet?
No, Dad. I am 12.
Talk to me when you doctor.
That is early.
Get the merch. And you'll practice 40 hours.
This is how Ling Ling practice 40 hours. The clock
actually goes like this, when it hits 24-hour mark it
zoooom -
And replay it again.
- It's like Doctor Strange. - Yeah.
I begin learning violin at three.
Woah!
Begin learning violin immediately at birth.
Woah!!!
Begin learning violin in mother's womb as a fetus.
Ooh!
And then...
Begin learning violin negative 69 years old.
6.9 centuries before he was born.
Woah!!!!!
This is getting more and more like racist.
Oh no...
I am so done.
This is an actual accurate representation of how Asian
mothers get together and talk about their kids.
They do. They are like, my daughter Ling Ling!
Huh?
Woah.
- Rachmaninoff... Stick to Russian. - Dude, you alright man?
Oh my god...
943 hours.
Well played, Sneha Prakash.
Guys, the amount of likes you give is the amount of
hours Ling Ling is gonna practice in the future.
For this video.
Uh!
Smash the like button. Like and subscribe.
Mmm!
And comment your Ling Ling jokes.
Ling Ling 40 hours!
- Yes. - Alright. Five months ago.
Let's just give some back drop, whatever,
history lessons here. We did livestream back then.
And we had horrible internet. So, yeah, and camera.
That is so mean.
1900 likes.
Worthless peasants!
Dude... This is...
This is beyond reason.
Ling Ling transcends reason and logic.
Ling Ling's the entire orchestra.
Ling Ling is a collective consciousness.
Mmm...
What you - Comment below what you think Ling Ling is.
- Oh my god. - Oh no... Nah... Alright.
Actually, thank you for this comment. It will
maybe help us reach ten minutes.
Uh!
*Brett starts beatboxing*
Oh... Wait, wait, wait -
Nah. That's enough for me. Your turn.
Are you serious?
I thought that was done. Alright.
*Eddy beatboxes*
...He was drinking bubble tea.
And as... I said bubble tea, there is no bubble tea but I'm
- just gonna keep going. - Bubble tea!
Show Less.
Ling Ling.
Buy our merch!
Okay, you guys. How old are you guys seriously?
What? I don't get it.
Oh right. They have to audition.
Ah... Li- Like the orchestra has to audition for Ling Ling?
Ling Ling's like tell me why I should join this orchestra.
Every orchestra member plays for him.
Morgue?
Dude, this is a whole screenshot of seven comments.
What the?
Can you even hear that?
Oh my god.
Dude, he is just Ling.
Oh!!!!
Keep going.
Janelle... Damn it... Janelle...
I can't... What?
Janelle's spotting her -
Damn it.
She's having her own fun.
Like that wasn't even like.
Huh?
Wait... That's basically him.
Doesn't make sense.
I played second violin for a whole year.
Don't make fun of me.
Just Kidding...
Whoa!
Aw...
- We just started a new religion. - Ding!
Ling Ling can -
Wait, wait, I just wanna say I'm so glad of
the impact we are having on the community.
I know, guys.
Guys, join the family.
Yeah, join - Welcome for those watching.
Welcome to the Ling Ling family.
We accept you solely and dearly but first you must
accept the social construct of Ling Ling.
Social construct...
Come on. That was a given.
Paga Ling Ling.
Maybe.
Maybe he was the original Ling Ling.
Oooh...
Ooh...
And no, no, maybe Paganini - the devil!
The devil was actually Ling Ling.
Yeah, he sold his soul to Ling Ling!
Oooh!!!
Paganini sold his soul... His or her soul to Ling Ling.
Ling Ling practices 40 genders a day.
You are...
Ooh.
He has no agenda.
His only agenda is to practice 40 hours a day.
Oooh!
Yeet!
Only Ling Ling can delete -
Delete?!
- Defeat Thanos. - No, defeat.
That's true.
I love the use of the 100 emoji.
Uh! Lit! Yeah!
Yeah! Go Ling Ling!
Yeah!
Dab! Millennials!
That doesn't make sense...
That's true.
Yeah, That's true.
- Yeah, if you are judging, you will be - - You will be oh noo -
- Aww... - Alright.
*Brett starts beatboxing*
Brett: God is a Ling Ling! God is a Ling Ling!
Brett: God is a Ling Ling! Congratulations!
Brett: Everyday! Uh!
- Yeet! - Wakawakawaka...
Okay guys, thank you all so much for watching.
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Click on link below: www.twosetviolin.com/live or show.
And you will see the cities listed. We are coming to
Germany, Finland, Canada and America.
America.
Check out this shirt because it's gonna go very soon.
Yeah. Last time this sold out in two days.
Bye bye.