Can we cook an entire breakfast in the bathroom?
Let's talk about that!
(Intro Music)
Good Mythical Morning!
Have you ever been in the bathroom, and thought to yourself:
"I can make a meal in here!"
No. I can safely say that I have not thought that.
Well hold on... think about it:
Aren't you running late some mornings, and you have to make a choice between making breakfast
and like getting completely ready?
- Yeah, okay. - - And what if..
we could discover a way to do both simultaneously?
Or at least at the same place. -Okay.
- So you don't have to make a choice!
- Maybe we can! It's time to find out:
Can We Cook Breakfast in the Bathroom?
As opposed to should we cook breakfast in the bathroom, because we're gonna do it anyway.
- Welcome to the mythical bathroom!
Check that out!
We moved everything into a restroom, that is not two-dimensional
- Look at that bath. -Garden Tub, and put my hand right down in there.
Move, move your arm. Put my, put my hand right down in there.
- Then is goes behind there, see.
- And then look, if I... Would you like some water from my tap? - I'm petting the counter.
- And then you got... - Isn't that believable.
- You've got your toilet right over here Rhett, that's conveniently located.
Let me lift it. - No don't lift the lid right now. (Rhett lifting lid sound effect)
We'll lift it later.
Isn't that convincing?! Ok, now... -So here we are in the bathroom... -No breakfast is complete,
without bacon, and no bathroom is complete without a curling iron. What does that mean?
That means, we're gonna try "Curling Iron Bacon"!
Ok, uh, now. - There's bacon on a plate.
- We're not suggesting that you keep these foods in your bathroom, but you could start.
After, after you learn this... - You need, you need to start. Like dorm fridge it up! I don't know.
That's your problem.
- Break out your curling iron, we each have our own.
- Wow! Did you see that smoke?! This thing is warmed up. What I'm gonna do here, with my variety,
With the little pincher. I can pinch the edge of my bacon and then I can start wrapping it.
So I'm gonna do that. - I don't, I don't have that.
But I do have, toenail clippers. Uh, and I don't wanna touch the bacon.
Oh, so you're gonna take that first piece?
And Link, you're curling iron is hot! - Hot.
Cause I know this is the kind of thing where, two minutes from now you're gonna be grabbing it like a popsicle.
Alright, here we go.
(Sizzling)
- Oh! That's a hot... spot. (Chuckling in the background)
(More sizzling)
Whoa! Look at that! - I am gonna touch it.
- And then, just, you know. Wrap it up.
- And, I'm gonna do mine... - Wrap it around.
- I don't have a clamp, but I think that it will... See it kinda naturally, grabs hold of this.
- Now that is already smelling good, and I've got a turbo button, I'm gonna turbo that bacon!
Now, this may take up to five minutes... - Oh! Oh! - Maybe a little bit more.
- Oh! Oh! - If you can successfully wrap it on there.
-Mine doesn't have a clamp! - No it doesn't.
- So, I'm kind of a little, disadvantaged here. Oh and yer, bring in, bring in the plate. - You're dripping everywhere.
You're really dripping everywhere. - Got a grease plate.
There's one for you Link. - Oh yer, thank you Chase.
There we go.
- Oh, that's, almost nice.
Oh gosh. (Chuckling in the background)
All right.
- So as you can... - When the sound stops sizzling, or when the sizzling sound stops. (Laughter)
That means that you're bacon has fallen off. Now, if that happens, what you can do,
you can put it on a plate, it's gonna take alot longer, but you can just, massage it.
- Come on, let's not punk out on this. Here, I'll help you.
Hold that let, you hold this, let me wrap it around with two hands. - Ok, go for it.
- Don't move it on me, and I'mma use this. Use toenail clipper.
Oh, shoot. - Uh this is, this is a good plan.
- And then... Be still, be still be still. I'mma grab this. Oh yer, there you go. There it is!
- Ok, now I'm gonna let this cook. (Ticking sound)
- Ok, I think we are done. Uh, my bacon is a little more crispy towards the bottom, but looks pretty good.
- I think yours is done, I think mine is done in a different fashion. - Well, ok. - Meaning I don't,
I'm done with this, I'm not gonna eat it.
- You're done with trying?! - I mean, I can let it slide, - Whoops!
-Whoa! I mean, I dunno, if you like you bacon al dente.
Uh, I've got the perfect method! Use one without a clip.
But i definitely think the clip fashion works a lot better than the... - Oh yer, because you've got a good place to start
So, that's what we recommend. Now, I'm gonna meticulously take this off using a cuticle cutter.
Which is the prefered method for bacon manipulation... globally!
- Bacon manipulation? - Yer, whenever I wanna manipulate bacon I use a cuticle cutter.
Here we go, now we're gonna plate this later. -Oh, it's so crispy - It's crispy
- What if you, oh gosh. - Whoops - Oh! ok, you know what no, no harm no foul. - I just busted it!
- You're making bacon bits!
Ok, Rhett you have the egg.
Hold on, just give me a second.
(Rhett makes dropping sound)
I like how your mouth made the noise. (Link copies Rhett's sound)
The laying an egg sound, I'm glad actually, that's where the sound came from.
The sound didn't come from down there. - Yer, this is my egg. - You hold that egg.
I'm gonna, this is our heat source.
(Buttons clicking)
It's not working but, oh! Yes it is! - And when you hit on, it works.
- And um, so we need to apply the heat, uh in a bowl, ideally a metal bowl. - Right.
Which, um, you know for a lot of people they put their, their pet bowl in the bathroom.
- Yer, a lot of people! So why don't you crack an egg into the...
- Hold on, first my, my fox is gonna take a little drink. (Slurping sounds)
- Uh oh, that's a little weird.
- Ok. Forget that. - Why don't you crack the egg into that.
- You want me to cracka de egg? - That's why I'm asking you to do it, yer.
- Ok, and then you're gonna scramble it? - I'm going to whisk it with a toothbrush.
But while you're cracking that egg, I'm gonna do what I always do with these.
I'm gonna put it right here on the spot on my nose.
Oh yer, gosh. - We're gonna have to eat this egg later
- Oh, I can wipe it down.
Woop, woop, woop. In the trash can. Which is in the bathroom.
Ok, now I'm gonna take this, and I'm gonna.
The toothbrush makes a great whisker.
- Now just leave it in one place, and let, let it do the work.
That's not gonna work, whisk it.
Alright so. - Ok. - So I'm ready to apply the heat.
- I'm gonna hold this, with this thing, so it doesn't get my fingers hot.
- And I can apply the heat to the top,but... - But that seems messy.
- But that's not how burners work, and this is a burner so... Here we go, 3, 2, 1. Burn.
(Hairdryer whirling)
Now this is not inconvenient at all.
No like, I could be putting on my mascara. Right now, while doing this!
I see it's... - Oh wait! Oh it's smoking!
Oh yer, it's start, it's starting to smoke. It's starting to cook a little.
(Ticking)
I think we're getting pretty close now, look at that!
It's, it looks like apple sauce.
- It looks like the best eggs I've ever seen!
Right
- I figure, just put all on the end of this. - Don't eat that! We gotta plate that.
Look at that, show that to the people.
- It looks like some eggs you would get at like a really, like this would be like a $65 egg plate, at like a gourmet restaurant. - Um Hm!
- Have you had the pet, toothbrush, eggs?
Well. - We'll plate that. - Well, we can safely say that's a good part of a healthy breakfast!
Ok, I've got a soap dispenser filled with pancake batter because I always do!
- Who doesn't? And I've got a flat iron.
Now, I am particularly excited about this. This seems like one that is just going to work flawlessly.
You wanna spray down the flat iron. - Alright so.
- So just put a strip right across the whole thing there. - This is...
- More, pump it Link.
- Ahh yer!
- Really get it in there, thick. That's good, that's good. And now I'm going to, hmm.
- Whoops, whoops. - That was too much.
- Got a little over zealous. - I'm gonna...
George Foreman eat your heart out!
Don't really. - Oo! Huh, and I'm gonna take another nail file and I'm gonna just,
Oh! Whoa! - Whoa! Yer!
- Look at that, we made a pancake! - Now that's progress!
I know what I'm gonna do in the bathroom tonight! (Laughter)
- Alright, let's go again.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
- Uh, stop right there! Yer, and I'm gonna squeeze it now. - Yer.
Nice.
- We got this down to a "sky-ience", man! - Look at that, man.
The next time, ya'll, go to a fancy breakfast place. You're gonna walk in there's gonna be like,
No, it's gonna be one of those hotels, and instead of a guy with a waffle iron, there's gonna be two guys.
And one of them is gonna have one of these, and then gon be making pancakes!
- Oh yer, and they're gonna be us? I mean, this is an infomercial waiting to happen.
- We can just make... - All you gotta do is pump it, and dump it!
- You gotta work on your pumping though if, if we're gonna sell this across America,
and the rest of the world. You're gonna have to be a better pumper.
- I'm right there, pump it. - Pump it!
- Squeeze it. - Pump it, squeeze it, and... - Dump it...
- Dump it. - Dump it!
Welcome to the toilet.
Mind if I sit here?
- Oh yer, it's, I was expecting you, to sit there (chuckle).
And uh, what we're trying to do Link, is we are trying to make some, good old fashioned, fresh squeezed orange juice!
How we gonna squeeze oranges on a toilet?
Well. You are going to squeeze them, my friend. But first what I'm gonna do,
is I'm going to create a little hole for the juice to escape. Whoa, it's already starting to escape!
- Yep, yep, yep. Pull out the navel. - And then,
gonna take this thing, it's another thing for your nails. I'm gonna just, pop goes the weasel, just, right. I'll just grab it!
- Alright. - Now everybody has swish cups in their bathroom right?
I do. Ok, Link, what we're gonna do, is I'm actually, I want you to sit up, stand up.
I'm going to place this, on the seat right here, and I'm gonna need you to sit your rear end down on it.
Here we go.
Right so, now bring it down.
- Fast or slow?
- Bring it down slow, and now, real nice and easy. Oh! (chuckle) Let me see that. Oh! Oh! Oh!
That's nice! Look at that!
- That is nice! - Look at that, Link!
- Usually I can tell when I'm making progress but, I'm gonna take your word for it.
- Look at that, I got at least two swallows in there!
Welcome to our custom made shower! Uh.. It is a bonafide shower because Alex has showered in it!
- Yes... I can smell him. Now we're making coffee, which means, you gotta have coffee.
- Got some grounds. - I have some high quality,
- Classic roast! - Ground coffee, Link
Oo! It smells so rich!
- Now I typically uh... hang my pantyhose to dry over the... - Uh ha.
- over the shower. - Always wondered what that was.
- So, we are gonna use that as a filter! - And what I need you to do, Link, is, uh...
just grab a hand full of coffee at a time, and just stuff it right in those pantyhose.
- What? Actually I thought i am just going to get down here to the toe area, and then you can just kinda pour.
- Oh! Nice! Okay!
- Pour a little bit. - Oh, how about a lot?
- Little bit more. Oh! - That's very satisfying
to watch it go right down there.
Just a lot! - That's gonna be a strong coffee (chuckle)
Whoa! Look at that! [Laughs] - This is a coffee snake.
This is... a lot of times this happens when you get (chuckle) when you find yourself having created a coffee snake!
You're gonna, wanna... This is how you get rid of a coffee snake, ok!
You gotta... - Oh!
Don't do it Rhett!
Oh?! That thing? (Laughter)
- You wanna massage that coffee snake. You wanna get it all down in there!
You wanna get the coffee snake to look like he ate a rat!
- Is that gonna work? - You wanna turn it into what we call a 'coffee gord'.
Oh! (Chuckling)
Oh my goodness. (Laughter)
What? What?! (between laughter) What have we done?
- Alright. - Alright.
- So now, group that, like bunch it. Get it bunchy, and we're gonna cup it around there.
Now this potato sized coffee sack, is um... - It's twisted, it's twisted!
- Ok. - Gotta untwist it.
- Now first let's demonstrate this is a real... shower. Look at that.
- Ok. - Ingenuity!
Alright, so let's throw this on there... - You're gonna wanna get your shower
as hot as you possibly can. That will... that looks so good Link!
- Now let's just... - Nothing says breakfast like whatever this is!
- Alright, countdown? 3, 2, 1
- Coffee... Too much, too much! Too much, too much, too much!
- No! That's not too much.
-Ok, I got a full glass! I got a full glass! I got a full mug!
-Give that a swig!
- It's not weak at all! (Laughter)
You wanna try it?
I don't, I mean, well you know what, at this point there's so much coming out...
I just feel like I could just get it like a teat!
- Get it! - A coffee teat.
"Hey, I've found a coffee teat!" (Laughter)
This is like the greatest moment of the Lewis and Clark adventure!
- "We have discovered a coffee teat!"
- "Just when we got to the face of the rockies, we found a coffee teat. And me and Lewis, drank from it!"
- Let me taste some of it. - It's not bad, it really isn't that bad.
If you like very weak coffee. (chuckling)
Oh, you're really going for it.
This is a very ripe coffee teat!
It's just bursting with... - Whoa!
- Look at that. - I am so caffeinated
I mean that taste like... mechanic coffee.
- It really isn't that bad... - No. - If we add a little cream.
- Now do we have a cream teat?
Cause... - That's just a regular teat. (Laughter)
A cream teat, - Ok. - Is just a regular teat.
- Alright guys. - Ok. Here's our coffee.
Let's go assemble our full bathroom breakfast!
- Mythical Beasts! (Award ceremony music)
We present...
Our dish.
- Here it is, plated nicely... - On a... - Fancily on the top of a toilet tank
look at that! - Toilet tank lid!
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