I COME OVER TO CHATEAU MARMONT TO GIVE ONE OF THE DOG GROOMERS
A WELL EARNED BREAK.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE A GROOMER.
THIS IS GOING TO BE HARD. I'M JAMES CORDEN.
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK?
YOU TAKE OFF. GO GET A MASSAGE.
DO WHATEVER YOU NEED DO.
[APPLAUSE] HERE WE GO.
>> BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE GOING IN AND OUT.
JAMES: HI.
>> SEE? JAMES: AND THEY SMELL MY FEAR?
CAN THEY? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY FEAR BUT
THEY'RE SMELLING MY BUTT. OOH, OOH, OOH.
[BEEP], [BEEP], [BEEP], [BEEP]. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
THIS GUY IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD.
THIS MUST FEEL WHAT BRAD PITT LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE GETS HOME.
THEY NEED TO GO POTATO. >> I GUESS THEY'RE JUST HOLDING
IT. JAMES: NOW IT IS LIKE THE
CHATEAU MARMONT.
>> I THINK THE DOGS LIKE YOU? DO YOU LIKE THEM YET?
JAMES: EH.
>> YOU WANT TO HOLD A DOG?
JAMES: THAT'S NOT A DOG, THIS IS A HAMSTER.
>> HE'S THE ONLY DOG THAT CAN DO IT.
JAMES: WELL, THAT'S ONE TOO MANY.
I'M JAMES.
NICE TO MEET YOU, ROSIE.
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING WHERE YOU CAN LEAD THE DOG
AROUND. [LAUGHTER]
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A COLLAR FOR A DOG?
>> YES, I AM. JAMES: OR IS IT FOR YOUR
HUSBAND?
SO, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A BIG ONE, RIGHT?
>> YES. JAMES: WHAT ABOUT ONE LIKE THIS?
>> LIKE A STUDDED -- I LIKE THAT.
JAMES: AT LEAST TRY AND HIDE IT A LITTLE.
COME ON.
YOU WANT TO SEE IT ON.
[BARKING] THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HEY, HAVE A GREAT TIME. I HOPE YOUR DOG ENJOYS IT.
SEE YOU LATER.
>> A LOT OF PARENTS ASK FOR EXTRA EXTRA EXERCISE.
SO WE HAVE A TREADMILL. >> SCOUT, WALK.
OH, GOOD JOB. JAMES: I WOULD EXERCISE MORE IF
EVERY TIME I MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THE TREADMILL I GOT A
SNICKERS. >> GO, JAMES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]
>> I HAVE ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU.
JAMES: OK.
>> THIS IS -- IT'S A LITTLE MORE HARDER THAN WHAT YOU'RE DOING
OUT HERE. MARCO'S GOING TO PUT HIM IN THE
TUB FOR YOU.
JAMES: PUT HIM IN THE TUB?
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
>> BATHE HIM. JAMES: HA?
YOUR ROCK SOLID.
YOU NEED TO START WORKING OUT A LITTLE BIT.
NO MORE MESSING AROUND. SO WE'RE ON?
[LAUGHTER] ♪
JAMES: HE'S STILL NOT DRY.
IT TAKES AGES.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING WITH THIS?
OH, MAN.
♪ JAMES: GUYS, I THINK ZUMA MIGHT
BE DONE.
HEY, HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU A GOOD ONE?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I LOVED IT. SEE YOU SOON.
PROBABLY NOT. I DOUBT I'M EVER GOING TO GET A
DOG.
BYE-BYE.