I love Christmas!
Yeah, me too Matt! I love Chr-
Delicious Christmas!
Okay Matt! Tha-
(Gunshot)
Not again!
(Laughing gnome)
Err Tom, do you think it might be time to come inside?
Not yet, there are still a couple of reindeer on this on- (Gunshot) Oh there they go.
Okay Tom, I think we get the point. This whole I hate Christmas thing is getting old.
Hey, y'know what's getting old Matt? Your face is get- Oh!
Haha! Tom's pain is always the best part of Christmas.
Is my face really getting old?!
Wait, where did he go?
I hate it so much. Stupid Christmas. Stupid Edd and that stupid other thing and this stupid sled.
Wait...
Sup!
(Gasp!)
(Music)
So, Tom. What do you think of my ride?
It sucks!
Well perhap-
Christmas sucks!
Well ho-
YOU SUCK!!
Well then! Perhaps we could team up Tom and destroy Christmas once and fo- Oh... Damn...
ARGHH!!
Urgh!
ARGHH!!
(Screaming!)
Oh, that's better. Wait a second! (More screaming)
Matt, are you sure that's safe?
Ahh don't worry about it. It's fireproof.
(Explosions)
Who could have done this?
Zanta!
Sup?
I knew you had to be behind this!
No, it's no-
CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE CHRISTMAS ALONE!?!
Look, i'm clearly not the one doing this...
Because i'm standing right here...
In front of you!
Ooooh!
So then whooooo... ahhh.
HAHAHAHAHA!! OOOooo! Burning montage!
(Music)
So, what are we going to do about this?
Well, I guess this is the part where the real santa, no offence, will show up and save the day!
(Gasp!) Here he comes now!
Ho-ho-ho! (Explodes)
Sup guys!
Sup.
So, santa! Any ideas how to save Christmas this year?
Uhh, festive spirit?
Well, it's a good job one of us has connections.
Here you go Zanta! Consider my dept, repaid!
What!?
I said- I said consider my dep-
WHAAAT?!
A van!
Perfect!
Yaay!
Broccoli!
Ohh, this is much better!
Why did we think the van was a good idea?
Somebody save u-
TOM!!
Evening everyone! Merry Christmas!
Tom, you've gone too far this time! You're destroying Christmas!
Literally!
Yeah, literally! What does that mean?
Can it Edd! Y'know what? It's my turn to enjoy Christmas! You've had your fun!
(Rap) I feel evil, haunted, controlled, possessed. And everything i'm doing is illegal. I know.
Call it a Christmas upheaval. I pressed charges on my alter-ego.
I do not sing-a-long to your stupid songs.
Silent Night, take a hike! Jingle Bells, goto hell!
I'm just like a poisonous snake. Overflowed with hate.
Make no mistake. There is no escape. I will blow up this place.
Make a mess of your face. At what's left of you there will be no trace.
It's a Christmas Demolition, yeah! (Back-up singer)
I know you're not a Christmas fanatic, but you're being problematic and slightly dramatic.
You blew up the reindeer! You act like a punk! Every time you get drunk we put up with this junk.
Word on the street is that i'm losing funk, my cool, my flow, my ho-ho-ho. Though we can't
let you steal the show.
(Kick ass guitar solo)
It's a Christmas Demolition, yeah! (Back-up singers) + (Wicked guitar battle)
Hey err everyone, aren't they both bad guys?
Shoot the suckers.
Uh-oh.
Well, it looks like Christmas is saved again. Isn't that right Tom?
Y'know Zanta I-
Oh I know, i've hated this holiday ever since I died and you took my place.
Wait, what?
Maybe it's time I moved on and got a life.
You really mean that?
Nah, i'm just gonna go back to being dead.
Cya chumps!
Is that gonna be there forever now?
Oh Matt!
Ho-ho-ho (Laughter)
ARGHH!!
(Music)