- How old are your boys?
- They are, uh, one just turned three.
- Mm-hmm. - Like a week ago.
And, uh, four and a half. - Wow.
- They're very close. - Very cute ages.
- Yes. - Adorableness, right?
Are they good? Or are they the terrible--
- They're really good.
My--well, my four-and-half-year-old's
really, um, he love rules.
He's very good. - Wow.
- He likes to be-- he's a little bossy.
He follows after his mother.
And then my three-year-old
is just a wild man.
Yeah, he's obsessed with Darth Vader right now.
They're all about "Star Wars."
They don't really know anything about "Star Wars."
I don't know how "Star Wars" is doing it,
but they have possessed my children with "Star Wars."
- Well, how would they know anything about "Star Wars"
if you've never shown it to them?
- You know, I started telling them the story of "Star Wars"--
- Well then, that's how they know.
- Here's what happened. Here's what happened.
Here's what happened.
They got, I mean, it's amazing.
This is America.
They got toothbrushes with Anakin and Darth Vader on them.
- Mm-hmm. - Accidentally, you know,
they got sent to the house, whatever.
So then they're like, who are these guys?
Oh, you know, that's Darth Vader.
This is Anakin Skywalker. And they're the same person.
Immediately they're like, what does that mean?
What are you talking about?
How are they the same person?
They're on two different toothbrushes.
So we had to get into that.
And then they--we-- here's what really happened is--
then I started telling them the story.
I told them about Chewbaaca and C-3PO and R2-D2
and getting into all the details.
And they want-- I started doing the voices
so I started doing Chewbacca like--
[moaning] You know.
I don't really do a great Chewbacca.
I'll be honest with you.
And then they said-- well, my older one
knows you could probably see a video of that on the internet,
and he's right.
So, I said, okay, you can see Chewbacca talking.
So I show him Chewbacca. [moans]
And then he's like, "Now I want to see C-3PO."
Okay, he's talking to R2-D2.
I show him a video of C-3PO talking to R2-D2,
like, "Well, you know, uh. R2, we have to do something."
I don't-- I do amazing impressions.
- You really do. - Thank you.
- I'm gonna ask for a De Niro in a minute,
but go ahead. - I'm so good at impressions.
Anyway, he's much more British sounding.
Um, C-3PO, so I'm showing him this video
and in the middle of the video,
honest to God, out of nowhere,
it cuts to-- I'm kinda not paying attention.
It cuts to Darth Vader chopping off Luke's hand.
- Ooh. - By the way,
I didn't spoil that for anyone, did I?
- Yes, I haven't seen it, but-- - 30 years ago...
Darth Vader chopped off Luke's hand.
- Oh, well he must be mad about it.
- Mike is like, "Whoa! What was that, Mom?
What just--" As I'm like,
"Ah! What just happened?"
- See, you can't-- - So--
- You can't let them look at stuff without--
- I know, you gotta vet everything now and days.
- Yeah, you have to see it first.
- I know, I know. - Look what you've done.
You've traumatized your children now.
- No, they love it. They love it.
- Well, that's even worse that they love it.
- I know, they love it. - That's--either way.
- So they're obsessed with the whole story,
and they're still confused about who Luke is
versus who Anakin is, versus who Darth Vader is.
Although they love Darth Vader.
- And do they have any idea what
the "Hunger Games" are?
Too violent for them to see that yet?
- Um, no, yeah, they haven't--
they know who Effie is. - Mm-hmm.
- And, um, they play with Effie has a Barbie,
so they've--they've played with Effie's Barbie
for a couple years now.
She's naked. - Yeah.
- It's just a-- it's just a naked Barbie of me.
- Right. - Uh, basically.
- And--and-- - It's weird.
- Soon her hand will be chopped off I'm sure.
- Uh, definitely, that hand's coming off.
- So, so, do they understand--
I mean, these outfits that you've worn in the film--
they're--they don't give you those, do they?
You don't get to keep any of those?
- Oh, no, I wish. No, that dress right there
that's a butterfly dress that was made by, um,
Alexander McQueen and it's-- it's in a museum.
- Yeah. - I mean, I would step into it.
I wasn't allowed to sit in it,
walk in it, eat in it, nothing.
- Wow, yeah, well-- you're--you're carrying around
something that's going into a museum.
- Exactly, yeah. - And so you get dressed up.
You go to these premiers, 'cause I know
you're going all over the world and you're--
- Mm-hmm. - And you have to look
really good 'cause you're representing that.
And look-- you look beautiful.
- Oh, thank you. - You look beautiful.
And then, Woody Harrelson, who I adore,
but look-- he comes in pajamas.
- Yeah. - He's not even wearing shoes.
- Well, you know--oh, is he not even wearing shoes?
- No, he's got socks on.
- Well, I think he just got out of bed
and forgot to get dressed.
[laughter]
- Well, he does enjoy vegetation, so, uh--
- Yes, he eats a lot of vegetables.
- Maybe that's what's going on. - Yup.
- I don't know about eating them,
but he does have them.
[laughter]
I love him though.