- Mmh, oh ya that's a very good sharped glasse -Shut up !
You may have killed me in food battle 2010,but my pink frosted sprinkled donut's gonna kick your stupid ass this year !
Oh yeah ? Well me and my new favorite food the rainbow lollipop can do way more everyday tasks than your pink sprinkly turd !
Bring it on, douche pickle !
How about this skate board ?
Alright lollipop, let's do this !
Alright donut,let's shred some killer half-pipes !
Let's do... Deodorant !
Your mum could have used some deodorant last night !
Is that lollipop deodorant ?
Yeah...
ALRIGHT !
Smells like victory !
Is that donut deodorant ?
It sure is !
Let's do... The skissors !
What ?
The skissors !
You means skissors ! Yeah let's do it !
Come on donut ! Make me a sweet paper snow flake !
Alright lollipop, let's cut something pretty !
- Let's do a GPS ! - ...Gps ?
Oh green pube socks ?!
- No you idiot, GPS ! - Ok so what the hell is GPS for ?
I don't know, it's just a cool combination of letters that don't mean anything ! Like USA !
Alright lollipop, tell me how to get to my secret class... that's totally not ballet !
Hey, hurry up there's a wall up ahead !
Just tell me when to turn GOD DAM...
Alright donut, take me to the grand canyon !
Did you say : Gary Coleman ?
Grand Canyon !
- Turn right. Now. - Ok !
It worked !
How about : Let's do .... Oh, a blow up doll !
Just... Just kiding you perv ! Let's do a time travel device !
I know you can do it donut !
Holy free holy it worked !
Alright let's do this ! UNICORN POWER !
Woah, i'm in 2006 !
I love you.
Dude, don't do it ! No !
How about a magic wand !
Alright donut, corret my bad vision !
My ovary !
Alright you long sugary stick of goodness, turn this stapler into a hot chick !
No ! I said a hot chick !
That's better !
Let's do a gun !
- Fine ! Let's have a duel ! - Ok...
You know only one of us is leaving here alive.
Let's do this !
DRAW !
You're such an idiot ! It doesn't matter who wins the most matches in Food battle ! It's about who survives 'till the end !
And it looks like you're gonna die !
You see, when you weren't looking, I poured extremely poisonous vin all over your stupid lollipop !
Take that Anthony you son of a bitch !
Sorry Anthony, but only loosers play by the rules !
You think i haven't learned anything from the past six years of Food Battle ?
I knew you were gonna sabotage my food ! So I hid your donut underneath the fake lollipop !
Oh yeah, and I hid a bowin arrow inside my real lollipop.
So not only you're gonna die from that poison. But I'm also gonna shoot you with this arrow !
- BUT WAIT ! - DIE !!
How can you win Food Battle if no one can announce it ?
What the hell man ! ...
Oh god no ! Just say i've won Food battle ! Just say it !
Anthony ! You just...
JUST SAY IT GOD DAMMIT !
Food Battle... An..An thony..
Ian ! Ian ! You've just been transported in some place like purgatory.. Or a rip-off from that one scene in the last Harry Potter movie !
- What are you gonna do now ?! - I'm gonna go FLY ! 'Wanna come ?
F*UCK YEAH !
HeyHeyHey there kids, it's barney !
To see bloopers from this video and a deleted battle, click the link in the desctiption below !
And don't forget to check out the new sexy Food Battle shirt !
So basically if you don't click the link below right now, i'll jump out of your closet and stabe you in your d*ck !