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i heard trailers go off without a hitch
wait up guys i'm coming once again
i was not invited
you guys for real i'm just saying if
they're not calling him king kong
anymore
that means he must have been dethroned
dethroned from what he wasn't actually
the king of anything
he was the king of my heart and he
always will be and you could never take
away what we had together
hey marshy are you excited to see the
movie i've been dying to see godzilla
versus kong ever since i heard it
through the ape
vine okay everyone quiet down yeah guys
trailer's starting stop monkeying around
this is our only chance whoa was it just
me or does that ocean look huge
it's just you we have to take it
well looks like kong had one too many
brass monkeys last night
he must've been hanging around the
monkey bars i'm surprised kong wasn't
too tied down to make another movie
well can we stop with the puns hey don't
go ate pear
and this child it's actually godzilla
stop he's the only one he'll communicate
with
i knew that they had a bond james bond
she had nowhere to go
so i made a promise to protect her yo
when is kong gonna fight godzilla enough
of this touching finger in the rain
stuff
hey guys if kong wins the flight do you
think he gets crowned the chimp
here we go feel that shift in the music
it's happening
[Applause]
holy
foolish mortals missiles can't harm
godzilla
oh okay now that was just plain mean
cannonball
oh if he wants a kiss it's godzilla oh
yeah thank
you okay godzilla listen up he's gonna
come at you with a massive right hook
be ready for it okay whatever you do
don't get hit square in the face by the
slowest punch the world has ever
dang it godzilla
hey you guys heard the one about king
kong's doorbell no king kong
oh man do i wish i had a tonic breath
you do every time you wake up in the
morning
godzilla's out there and he's hurting
people and we don't know why uh probably
because he's a sweet prehistoric monster
who don't need no mankind
seriously even the trailer has too much
exposition for this kind of movie
hey kong just wants to lend a hand no
yo did kong just hit a dinosaur with
another dinosaur he dino might have
[Laughter]
one yo this movie looks fun rare
yo kong versus godsdale wow yeah they're
fixing the bra
everyone remember little apple hits ball
[Laughter]
i'm gonna go out of the limb and say
that trailer was bananas yeah
okay will you stop it already absolutely
i will
no okay okay but seriously you guys want
to head out cause
iguana leave
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