Hey guys.
I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And we're doing this vlog style because we
want to be like Colton.
Just like Colton.
OK, it's another great week, but we need someone
to be in the cube.
He's my brother from a past life, Corey!
Yay!
How're you doing?
How do you look in here?
What's happening?
Sorry.
Too close!
Nice camerawork, Tracy.
Thank you.
OK, these episodes--
It was a good one.
Keep getting better and better.
This is a really good season.
I mean, it's just a great season.
I love the way it's going.
I'm loving the women.
I'm loving Colton.
Yeah, he's doing a really good job.
He's doing a great job.
Surprisingly, more mature than you would think.
Last week, based on the episode last week,
we did this insta poll--
Oh, that's good.
Where we asked the viewers were you team Caelynn or team Hannah
B?
Because it definitely was a divided front.
Right, and I know where I stood on it.
I know where I stand on it.
You stood where?
Which I am not into either.
You weren't into either.
But if I had to pick--
Based on last week only.
Based on last week only, I would have picked Caelynn
because Hannah seemed like she was going off
the rails a little bit.
Right.
And I felt the same way.
Right.
But you--
No, I liked Hannah.
Were Hannah.
Yeah, OK.
So the insta poll came in, and 54% of you
agreed with me and Corey and said Team Caelynn.
Yay, 46% agreed with me.
46% thought Hannah B.
Yeah, I mean, well, now--
we'll get to it-- but now I'm like way Team Caelynn.
So this did start with Chris Harrison telling the women.
They're all grouped around in the circle.
And he's like, OK, ladies, you need
to pack because in one hour, you're going to Singapore.
Before that happened, he comes in to talk to the women
about how the week spanned.
And he looks straight at Hannah B in the eye, and he goes.
Caelynn, how are you feeling?
Oh, geez.
I had to watch it.
Oh my god.
It was so uncomfortable.
So Tayshia gets the first one on one.
And they go to Sentosa Beach--
In beautiful Singapore.
To bungee jump.
With B-U-N-G-Y, did you notice that?
Yeah, I did.
I wouldn't bungee jump here, I don't
know that I'd do it there.
No, absolutely not.
Right?
It did look fun.
Although I will say that Tayshia was like, yeah, sure,
I'm scared, but OK.
I did think that their chemistry wasn't as strong.
They didn't really talk about anything during that date.
It was just kind of like smiles, and kissing, and hehehe.
Well, but when they got to dinner.
Yeah, and then when they got to dinner.
I will say I kind of was surprised to find out
that she was married.
But she wasn't crazy dramatic about it.
She was just very like, this is my life.
This is what's happened, and this is who I am.
Well, and it was her high school sweetheart, and so.
Yeah, but I like that, as opposed to being like,
I have to tell you something.
Right, so he gives her the rose.
Obviously, they kiss.
They go on the Ferris wheel, which
is like the London Eye or the High Roller in Vegas.
Yeah.
And I was just so certain that when
they stepped onto that little buggy,
that there was going to be [INAUDIBLE] being like,
welcome to Singapore.
And it always comes back to [INAUDIBLE]..
So then the group date happened.
And they kept making sure that we
noted that it was the biggest group
date because it was 13 women.
So they go to the market in Singapore,
and they start walking along and just doing
all these little things.
And then Colton just suddenly is like, leech therapy--
I wonder.
We should go in there.
I wonder if we should stop and get leeches.
Not planned at all.
Not planned at all, but also ugh.
Wait, but you assume--
Do you take walk ins?
That half of the ladies would freak out.
And they're all walking around with the leeches
and doing their interviews.
Well, at first, they did.
But it was so weird!
But they had a moment.
But then they were like--
You can walk around with a leech.
I was like, shouldn't you be sitting down?
Cassie and Colton get their palms read,
or their cards or whatever.
Amazing fortune teller.
Now, she's our pick.
She's your pick.
She is.
That was just so weird to me.
But I did feel like a moment where they actually
have some sort of chemistry.
Yeah.
Well, they were like, Colton, you are winter,
and she is spring and summer sister.
And they got hung up on just sister.
So you must be related.
That's what it is.
And then they were like, ew, but then later on, she kisses him,
and she's like, would your sister kiss you like that?
That was weird!
OK, so then they go to the-- it's not really
a cocktail party.
It's the dinner evening, the dinner part of it.
So what happened was, is all the women are invited for the time.
And it does seem, again, like they usually
make that a big drama thing, where they're like, excuse me,
I'm cutting in.
And even these women have kind of made it where it's like,
they get that that's how it goes.
But Courtney, it seems like--
I don't know why she refuses to go try to cut in.
But she just sits there.
She's so reserved.
She's waiting for him to come to her.
Which is such a wrong way to play this.
She's been so quiet this entire time.
Demi had just had this moment where she finally tells Colton
that her mom was in jail and getting out of prison
this week, it sounds like.
Which where are the follow up questions to that, by the way?
Another bombshell, and he's totally fine with it.
He's like, OK, sure.
Well, no, and so then she goes back
and talks him one more time to just--
I actually believe she was just thanking him
for the way he handled that conversation.
And then Courtney just flips out.
It is just like she cannot stand that Demi went twice,
and she never got one.
But it's just so weird.
No one else complained about it.
But yeah, so Demi gets the rose.
Courtney freaks out, and as you could just tell,
she's like, why am I even here?
I don't even need to be here.
And you're like, you really don't.
And actually, you won't be for long.
No, you freaked out.
You're probably going to go home.
So OK, so then that happened.
And then we go to our next one on one, which was Caelynn.
So this day was so funny to me because the whole date
consisted of going to a store, Caelynn trying something on,
looking absolutely gorgeous.
Walking, and then him kissing her.
Him being like, oh my god, you look amazing.
Let's kiss.
That's my favorite dress.
Next outfit!
But if you look, he has just champagne in every shot,
where he's watching her.
You know he is just boozing.
Every dress--
The whole time.
Is she ready yet?
She is on, he's like OK!
She done?
Is she ready yet?
I understand that that's fun for her,
but that's also not a date.
So this is where we get serious, and they
go on to their dinner date.
And this is where we reveal--
oh my god, this was really hard to watch.
The seed she planted earlier, I'll tell you when it's time.
I can't remember a time watching an episode of The Bachelor
or The Bachelorette when they talked about something so--
So serious.
Serious and heavy.
Really serious, really heavy.
I cried watching it.
It was a really honest, just tough conversation and also
very topical of what's happening in our world today.
And she was very articulate about all of it.
And so I was very proud of the way she handled it.
And composed.
Yeah, very composed.
So basically, we find out that in college
about four years ago, she was essentially drugged.
Her drink was drugged.
And she was sexually assaulted, along with some of her friends.
And it was horrifying the details that she gave.
She's a survivor.
And it was so emotional.
Like I said, I cried, and Colton was very emotional during it.
So basically what we find out about Colton
is what he says to her is, is he had dated a sexual assault
survivor.
And basically what he says essentially
is the reason I'm a virgin is not because I haven't
wanted to lose my virginity.
It's that the person--
Wasn't ready.
That he was ready to lose his virginity to
wasn't available to him in that way
because of what she had been through, which I thought.
And so it wasn't necessarily his decision to not--
Yeah, which was fascinating.
Very emotional, right?
But then also, it--
It's so emotional.
But he told it at the right time and the way
that she told her and the truth--
Oh my god, it was--
Because everybody who was point blank early on going,
why are you a virgin?
Why are you a virgin?
He's not going to go--
It's like, none of your business.
It was really heavy and really beautiful
the way it was handled.
Caelynn gets the rose and a kiss.
And it was very emotional, and I literally
went to commercial break with tears in my eyes.
How could you not give the rose after that?
So then we go to the cocktail party.
Here it comes.
Let's twist back into drama mode.
Caelynn-- which, again, this made me love Caelynn even
more--
pulls Hannah B, and they're like, let's talk.
Yeah.
She just seems like an adult in a sea of--
Well, and she's-- exactly, right.
And she said having this conversation with Colton
and realizing that there are bigger
things in this world going on than my petty fight
with Hannah B, they have this talk.
And they really do seem to hash it out.
And by the end, she's like I'm not wishing anything ill
upon you.
And Hannah got to say, I think, a little bit of her piece.
And then she gets to say, of course,
I don't feel that way about you.
But then you're like, mm.
Right.
Yeah.
But I really like that they at least--
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
I was like, what is happening right now?
She is lying.
Yeah.
OK, so this is the moment where Demi and Courtney, kind
of this feud deepens.
And Courtney gets upset, and Demi's getting upset.
And Demi just decides, you know what?
I'm going to go tell Colton that Courtney
is the cancer of the house.
Which I was like, huh?
This is so dramatic.
I was like, mistake!
Don't waste your time talking about someone else!
Well, not even that.
Every time.
Well, except for work this time, but--
I know, that's what I'm saying.
When it happened, I was like, oh, she's going to go!
Well, that's because I think he saw Courtney like.
But also, calling someone the cancer of the house,
it is so extreme!
That was crazy.
But everyone got so dramatic when she relayed that back,
when Courtney got with the other girls and said,
she says I'm the cancer of the house.
Who here thinks I'm the cancer of the house?
And Demi's like--
Me!
So then we go to the rose ceremony.
Let me get my Sharpie of death.
Oh, I didn't see this one coming.
Hannah G, my girl, gets the first rose.
And it comes down to Onyeka, Courtney, and Tracy
for the final rose.
So Onyeka gets the last rose.
Basically, the tease that we get is
that they go to Thailand, which is
where I honeymooned by the way.
It's very beautiful there.
Heather, it looks like, gets a one on one.
And then the other thing that happens in the tease
is that something happened with Elise,
and she says that she thinks she made a very big mistake.
She ordered the wrong thing at dinner.
Yeah, I know.
She wore the wrong shoe.
It's not something big.
Yeah.
A big thanks to y'all for watching!
And tune in next week for our next recap.
I was thinking about bungee jumping out of the cube,
but I think I'll just take my bike instead.
Comment below with questions because we're finally--
Bye.
Going to be answering them.
I can't wait to answer people's questions.
And I didn't mess this up.
I'm so proud of you.
I know.