♫ We're building shit from IKEA today
♫ We're building shit 'cause we're a little gay ♫
(upbeat music)
- We're building shit today from IKEA!
- We're about to kick
some gay dude ass in building furniture!
- Yeah, we are.
Gay ass!
(upbeat music)
People are multifaceted, like she's good at woodworking,
and look how long her hair is.
- They can build an entire room around us,
in the time that we can build this one piece of furniture.
(laughing)
- Let the cards fall where they may,
and let's fuckin' win this, Jen.
- Yeah. I guess we're gonna...
We're gonna win!
(woman speaking offscreen)
- All right, here we go.
- [Blonde guy] OK, so ...
(women talking)
Let's flip it over.
- Copy the lesbians, copy the lesbians!
- This is step one, and we're about to finish it.
- Step two is coming out to your parents.
- Done. Check!
- One one, two six one four.
(men laughing)
Oh wait, it looks just like this.
- Step four is when you spend years in therapy,
overcoming internalized homophobia.
- You're on that step already?
(laughter)
I love building shit,
but in the quiet of my own home,
with some Enya on in the background.
- Gay! Lesboon. It doesn't matter.
We're all just here tryin' to have a fun toom.
- [Blonde guy] Was that English?
- So hot in here though!
- I don't understand how you're so hot,
when you still haven't done anything yet!
- Do screws work if you just hammer them in?
- Naw.
- You didn't even, none of them are in the right hole.
Just, all the wrong ones.
You can kinda see it on theirs, what it's gonna do.
(laughing)
Like, it's just gonna,
- Can you touch our shit? Thank you.
- OK, Jen, help.
- In 30 years, they're gonna be married.
- Jen!
- One time, this guru told me that
I wasn't very good at a lot of things in this world,
except for being decoration,
and it's times like these that I believe him.
(drumming furniture)
♫ America ♫
I hate this. I hate this!
I had a dream last night,
that I was making a giant bologna sandwich.
- Take a pic for an Instagram.
- OK.
Look gayer.
- Look gayer?
- I dunno.
- [Blonde guy] Wait, what?
- I'm pretty sure I've been working
on the same thing for 45 minutes.
(wood snaps)
- Ah, fuck.
(nervous laughter)
- Oh shit, it broke!
- It's the big reveal, I'm actually straight!
I'm bad at this too!
- Do we have duct tape?
OK, whatever.
- [Dark-haired man] It's working. Oh!
(groaning)
- You wear panties.
- You wear panties!
- Are you bleeding?
- Oh yeah, it's fine.
- Are you OK?
- Not anymore.
- I'm like, trying not to break a sweat,
and she's over there bleeding.
- Wait, you're trying not to break a sweat,
and I'm over here sweating.
(laughter)
- Well we had one hour,
and this was what we did.
I'm a little ashamed,
I'm a little disappointed in myself, I'm not gonna lie.
- I'm like, so proud of myself.
- I think it went great.
- It's good to think that.
- Jared did all of the work basically,
I just sat around, and I suck,
I think if I was by myself,
I don't think any of this would have been done,
and I think I would have walked away and been like,
"Where's the vodka?"
- I kind of pride myself,
on the stereotype, though, so I'm a little hurt.
- I can at least read.
- There was a lot of singing on our end.
And talking about my kitty t-shirt that I wore yesterday.
- It was a cute shirt.
- Thank you.
And then a car hit me,
and my sandwich fell on another car,
and then I had to chase that car to get my sandwich back.
- Did you get it back?
- No.
- Hi.
- Oh, hey guys.
- Sarah!
Up here.
We made a series!
- It's coming on November 18th.
- Please watch it.
- Get it here. Over here.
- Right there.
- I think they got it, OK.
- If you look in the area, then you can see it.
It'll be released 2015, November.
OK.