- A surprise party?
Where's the cake? Or this is a different kind of party?
(vibration) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Silence, Sombra! I designed those restraints, and you're not leaving until I say so.
Now admit what you did!
- I've done a lot of bad things today, and it's not even lunchtime yet.
So you're gonna have to be more specific...
- You're the one who leaked all our embarrassing secrets.
- The Omnileaks.
- "The Omnileaks"?
- THE OMNILEAKS!!!
- You keep saying it like I know what that is.
- The Omnileaks, like how everyone knows Mercy only helped Genji, because she has a huge crush on him.
- I-Wha? Hey!
- That's why she gave him a killer butt.
- My butt is a killer?
- What did you DO?!
- Shut up, Lucio. You're the one who's been recording people for his music without their permission.
- Psh. No, I don't. (butt killer remix)
(slice)
- Can I go now?
- Not until you confess.
- So, you have an embarrassing secret too? Huh?
- Of course not.
- Reaper's afraid of air conditioning.
- What?! No, I'm not!
- Yeah, he is! He's scared if he turns into mist he'll get sucked away like some kind of angry genie.
- No, wait. I can do better...
(recall)
- Like a GHOST!
In one of those Ghostbuster traps and-
Let me try again...
(recall)
(yoink)
Like a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
Ah, forget it.
- Well, Tracer apparently abuses her chronal accelerator to get out of arguments with her girlfriend. (laugh)
- Hey, look, an air conditioner.
- WHERE?!
- Ha!
- Perhaps if I commit seppuku to my butt, I can restore honor...
(squeak)
- Tracer, you shouldn't be using your ability so selfishly.
- Oh yeah? Well you're the one growing secret illegal genetically modified bananas.
- It's a....
A science experiment.
- Sounds like lunch.
- You're not gonna eat us, are you, papa?
- No, no, no. Just get back in the sandwich with the rest.
- Okay. I love you, Papa.
- CURSE YOU, TREACHEROUS BUTT!!
- Well, this was a waste of time.
- At least I don't waste all my time going to "Disneyland" with my "Disney passport".
- So what? I am just big fan.
- Oh look out, Reaper! It's a big fan!
You scared of those too?
(honks)
- Grrrrr...
- Yes...
(laughs)
- Oh, I wish this was all my fault because this is so funny!
- (sigh) Forget this. Let her go.
- Fine. Winston, what's the password for this thing?
- Oh, it's "Password".
- WHAT!?!
- "Password". The same I use on every electronic device and computer I own.
- So anyone could have just logged onto your computer and leaked our secrets.
- Well, not without the password.
- I'm gonna kill him.
(door hack)
- Sombra has trapped us in the room!
- Oh no! We're trapped! With my killer butt!
- Somebody open the door!
- It's locked!
- Have you tried ''Password?"
- Can I kill him now? I'd really like to kill him.
(screaming to death)
(screaming)
(killer butt laughing)
(silence)
(evil laugh)
(boom)
- Doomfist is way too powerful let this animation end!
- METEOR STRIKE!
(pow)
- FALCON PUNCH!
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