>> James: WELCOME BACK TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
FUN SHOW TONIGHT.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, WE HAVE GREAT SHOWS COMING
UP-- WHAT IS MY-- (LAUGHTER)
COMPLETELY EMPTY, WHY IS MY-- SORRY.
I AM A BIT PARCHED.
CAN I GET SOME WATER IN HERE?
IT IS A SIMPLE THING, ISN'T IT?
LIKE THE INTERNS HERE BASICALLY HAVE ONE JOB, THEY CAN'T EVEN
GET THAT RIGHT, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
COULD SOMEONE BRING OUT SOME WATER FOR MY MUG, PLEASE?
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
(APPLAUSE) >> OUR INTERN, EVERYBODY.
>> JAMES, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
I ALWAYS MESS THAT UP AND I'M REALLY SORRY, IT'S MY BAD.
>> James: IT IS YOUR BADS, CAN YOU MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T
HAPPEN AGAIN PLEASE.
>> I WILL DO MY BEST, I'M SORRY, SIR, SORRY JAMES, ANYTHING ELSE
I REQUEST GET YOU.
>> James: YES, THERE IS, I ALWAYS HAVE A PASTRY DURING THE
SHOW, THERE IS NONE IN MY DRAWER.
I NEED A PASTERY.
>> YEAH, THERE.
>> James: I DON'T WANT A PASTERY THAT IS IN YOUR POCKET.
>> ARE YOU RIGHT.
>> James: THAT IS DISGUSTING, IT'S COVERED IN FLUFF.
>> CAN I TAKE CARE OF THAT, JUST LET ME-- IT'S CLEAN, I PROMISE.
JUST A FEW HAIRS IN IN.
THERE YOU GO.
>> James: I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO EAT IT NOW, AM I?
>> I'M SORRY, I WILL JUST GET THIS OUT OF HERE.
>> James: I DIDN'T A TAKE A IT AWAY.
YOU CAN STILL LEAVE IT.
LEAVE IT IN THE DRAWER AND WE'LL-- GEE, THANK YOU.
>> NO I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK OUT OF TURN BUT YOU SEEM A LITTLE
TENSE TODAY.
>> James: YES, I AM TENSE, OF COURSE I'M TENSE THERE IS NO
WATER IN MY BUG, MUG, MY PASTERY IS NOT THERE I HAVE LOW BLOOD
SUGAR.
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THE THING?
I CAN JUST DO THE THING.
>> James: I DON'T WANT TO YOU TALK ABOUT DOING THE THING.
>> CAN I DO THE-- I CAN DO IT REAL QUICK.
>> James: WE'RE NOT DOING THE THING IN FRONT OF ALL THESE
PEOPLE HERE.
>> LET ME DO THE THING.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
OH.
OH, THERE ST. (APPLAUSE)
NICK JONAS IS SWEET, SWEET ANGEL, OH.
OH YEAH, WELL, WHILE NICK WORKS ON THIS-- OKAY, IT'S TIME ONCE
AGAIN FOR TAKE A BREAK WHERE I FILL IN FOR SOMEONE AT THEIR JOB
SO THEY CAN TAKE A MUCH NEEDED BREAK.
TAKE A LOOK, THAT'S IT, RIGHT IN THERE, THAT'S IT.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THANK YOU TO OLD NAVY FOR HAVING US.
NICK JONAS NEW SINGLE FIND YOU IS OUT RIGHT NOW, GO GET IT AND
COME ON BACK, WE'LL BE HERE WITH JENNA FISCHER AND ANDREA
RISEBOROUGH, THANK YOU.