(lively music)
(spacey wooshing)
- So Peter, do you miss Gamora?
- What are you talking about?
- Drax told me, you two have got something going on.
- Drax, can't you keep a secret?
- Yeah, of course I can keep a secret,
it's the people I tell them to that can't.
- Anyway, we'll be picking her up tomorrow.
She's helping Nebula move house.
(beeping)
- [Robotic Voice] Receiving incoming transmission.
- Guardians, it is time for you to make amends
to the sovereign and we will let bygones be bygones.
You stole our batteries.
Now we need you to steal something for us.
- Oh stealing's fun, so I suppose we can.
- Rocket, quiet a minute.
It'll be good to make peace with the sovereign
after the mess you caused last time.
- It wasn't my fault.
- I didn't say it was your fault.
I said I'm blaming you.
- Ha ha ha, I remember he stole
that gold-faced woman's batteries.
That was funny.
- Excuse me, I am here.
And I can hear you.
- Drax, be quiet
What can we do for you?
- Have you heard of fidget spinners?
- No we haven't.
- Yes we have.
- Have you?
- Yes, she just said it, fidget spinners.
- Drax, be quiet!
- Don't tell me to be quiet, you little weasel.
- Don't you dare call me a weasel.
- Okay, weasel, ha ha ha.
(crunching)
(yelling)
- Guys, stop it, we need some type of professionalism,
while we're being offered a job.
- Thank you Star Lord.
I need you to go to planet Earth
and get us some fidget spinners.
- Planet Earth?
No problem.
Team this will be epic.
- I am Groot.
(upbeat funky music)
(spacey whooshing)
- Guys, we're here.
- So this is Earth?
- It sure is.
Where is he going?
- Who knows?
(unlatching door)
- Hey punk, give me that fidget spinner.
(yells)
- What are you?
Are you a talking rat?
- I'm not a rat.
I'm a raccoon.
Now give me that fidget spinner.
- I'm not giving it to a talking animal.
I must be in some kind of dream.
- I am Groot.
- Wow, who are you?
- I am Groot.
- What is a groot?
- Nevermind about Groot, just give me
the spinner thing, before I get nasty.
- Calm down raccoon.
- I am Groot.
That is so cool.
(yells)
(yelling)
- Ah, get off me!
(yelling)
_ I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot.
(unlatches door)
- Rocket, where have you been?
- I've been working.
Look, we've got the fidget spinner.
- That's not the fidget spinner.
- Isn't it?
- No, the one we have to get is in a special location.
Where did you get that from?
- Some little earthling over there.
- Did you take that from a kid?
- Uh well, uh.
- I am Groot.
- Ha ha, you've reached a new low now, Rocket,
stealing toys from a child.
- Well, he was bigger than me.
- Everyone's bigger than you, Rocket.
Now listen guys, we need to contact the sovereign,
to find out where we need to go.
(spacey buzzing)
- According to our research, the golden fidget spinner
is being held at Buckingham Palace.
- Buckingham Palace?
We can't steal from there.
- There's nothing to worry about.
It's just some old lady that has the fidget spinner.
- That's not just some old lady.
That would be the Queen of England.
- Just get the fidget spinner Star Lord.
- I'd love to be a queen.
- You'd be a big queen.
- I've always thought of Drax as a big queen.
- I am Groot.
(lively classical music)
- Guys, we need to find a way to get in,
avoiding all the police.
- Why?
- Because if the police see you and the talking raccoon,
they're going to get suspicious.
- What's wrong with me?
Is it because I'm so big and muscly.
- Yes Drax.
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- I've got an idea.
(upbeat music)
♫ Under your wing
♫ Everything is alright
(yells)
♫ Nothing ever will be quite the same
♫ I wouldn't say
(yells)
- Are you ready little fella?
- I am Groot.
- Don't worry, it's not that far.
- I am Groot.
- Woops.
♫ I could wait a long long time
♫ To prove that I am true
- I am Groot.
- How am I supposed to get there?
♫ I will stay and never go away
(yells)
(dramatic suspenseful music)
(beeping)
- I thought the inside of Buckingham Palace
would be a bit posher.
(buzzing and beeping)
This is not the time to be messing about
with your mask.
- I think it's broken.
(beeping)
- What do you even need it for anyway?
- I don't know.
It looks cool.
Howdy.
- Hey, who are you and how did you get in here?
- I'm Prince Peter,
and I'm here to see my Aunt Elizabeth.
- Seriously?
You expect me to believe that?
- Uh no, but it gave my friend Rocket a few vital seconds
to get his gun out.
(funky upbeat music)
- Uh, what are you?
- I'm a raccoon.
(suspenseful music)
- Look, there it is.
(snoring)
- What is?
- The fidget spinner, that's why we're here.
(alarm wails)
- My goodness, is it a false alarm again?
- Your Highness, the clue is the fact that there's three
of us stood around you bed.
It's not a false alarm.
- Oh marvellous, a wonderful bit of excitement.
- Deadpool, why are you here?
- The Queen of England asked me to protect her.
I've been working here for about three months now.
You guys are the first bit of action I've had.
- Put your hands up Deadpool.
(yelling)
(dramatic music intensifies)
(groans)
(yelling)
(punch)
(choking)
(whizzing)
- You missed rat face.
- Nobody calls me rat face.
- Rocket, he just did.
- You stupid people, stupid stupid.
(groans)
And I thought you were here for my fidget spinner.
- Well yes, but shouldn't you just call
some guards or something?
(laughs)
- I just wanted to see the of the Guardians
of the Galaxy up close and here in my palace.
- Really?
- Oh yes, and that's why I invited you in Deadpool.
- What, to entertain you?
- Oh yes, and it's been marvellous.
- What about the fidget spinner?
(classical music)
- Oh here you go, have one each.
- I thought there was only one.
(laughs)
- That's what the sovereign think.
A bunch of idiotic aliens.
- Okay, we won't tell them if you don't.
(upbeat music)
(laughs)
♫ Under your wing
♫ Everything is alright
- Drax are you okay?
- I am Groot.
♫ Nothing ever will be quite the same
- Drax what happened to you?
- I couldn't work out how to catapult myself
to you with this wooden device,
so I tried a few things, but it didn't work.
(bashing)
- Are you okay Groot?
- I am Groot.
- Come on guys, let's get these fidget spinners
to the sovereign.
♫ I hope you believe me
♫ I will stay and never go away