>> HAPPY GLORIOUS GLORIOUS
FRIDAY EVERYONE.
RIGHT IS SUCH A DEEP DO DO.
NOT JUST HIS OWN.
THE MEDIA SEEMS TO BE TURNING
THEIR BACK ON HIM.
LIKE WHEN KILLED MEET AND DOES
THE CREDIT ELEVATOR.
THEY TREAT HIM LIKE HE HAS
MONKEYPOX.
FROM THE SOURCE.
>> AND WHY?
THEY FIGURED IT OUT.
BIDEN THE STEPS HARDER THAN
BRIAN STELTER TRYING TO DRINK A
SHAMROCK SHAKE THROUGH A STRAW.
SO NO ONE IN THE MEDIA WILL UP
ANYMORE.
THEY DISCOVERED OBJECTIVITY.
ONCE HE BEGAN OBJECTIVELY THE
WORST PRESIDENT IN THE PAST 100
YEARS.
WE BEING TOLD THE PRESIDENT HAS
DONE EVERYTHING HE CAN.
IT’S BEEN THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS
DONE EVERYTHING HE CAN’T.
HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO
MAKE SURE WE ADDRESS THIS ISSUE.
LUCY SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
I CAN’T MAKE ANY PROMISES.
WE CAN BUILD ON WHAT WE’VE
ALREADY DONE.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE WHAT PEOPLE
KNOW THAT WE’VE ALREADY DONE.
WE DON’T HAVE ANYTHING FOR
TOMORROW OR AN ESTIMATE WE HAVE
NOT SEEN THE NUMBERS.
HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO
MAKE SURE THAT WE TAKE ACTION
AND THE HAVE BEEN DULY A 24/7.
FEEL FREE TO REACH OUT TO ME,
AND WE WILL DO EVERYTHING WE CAN
.
I DON’T HAVE A POLICY UPDATE ON
THAT.
I KNOW TO TELL YOU NOW AS I’VE
BEEN SAYING WE’VE BEEN DOING
EVERYTHING WE CAN POSSIBLY.
WILL CONTINUE TO DO EVERYTHING
THAT WE CAN.
I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO PREVIEW
FOR YOU.
>> AT LEAST SHE HAS A CAN-DO
ATTITUDE.
AS IN KM NOTHING.
THAT’S NOT FAIR.
IT TO HAVE HER JOB.
I GRABBED A B THE MAID WHO
CHANGES HIM OR HURTS FEET.
>> THIS POOR LADY, ALL SHE CAN
DO IS SAY WE ARE DOING ALL WE
CAN DO.
SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN DEEP ALL YOU
CAN DO DO.
A PUN ON POOP.
SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT HERE.
WE NEVER DO THAT.
NEW FOX NEWS POLL SHOWS 18
PERCENT SAY THE ECONOMY IS
EXCELLENT OR GOOD.
BY WAY, THE MARGIN OF ERROR FOR
THAT POLL IS PLUS PLUS OR MINUS
100.
NO ONE EVER SAYS THAT.
LEAP YEAR.
THAT LEAVES 82 PERCENT IN
AGREEMENT THAT BIDEN’S ECONOMY
IS ABOUT AS SHAKY AS ME AT A DRY
WEDDING.
I’VE SAID IT BEFORE, GETTING 82
PERCENT OF ANYONE TO AGREE ON
ANYTHING IS OFF.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CHART.
82 PERCENT THINK I CAN CAP ROB
LONG’S ASKED MACK.
AND EVEN MORE WE PAY TO SEE IT.
YOU’VE GOT TO GET THE PEOPLE
WHAT THEY WANT.
>> I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
>> BEHIND THE DUMPSTER.
POOR JOE’S PERFORMANCE IS SO BAD
, EVEN HIS SUPPORTERS ARE
TURNING.
WE KNOW THERE ARE WHISPERS.
>> WE KNOW THERE ARE WHISPERS.
WE INTERVIEWED THE PRESIDENT.
WE WATCHED HIM AND PRESS
CONFERENCES.
WE WATCH THEM DO INTERVIEWS HE
WAS ON JIMMY KIMMEL THE OTHER
NIGHT.
QUITE VAGUELY, I HAD TROUBLE HIM
.
HIS ANSWERS ARE NOT.
>> YOU DON’T WANT TO PRESIDENT
SITTING AT 40 PERCENT OR
SLIGHTLY BELOW 40 PERCENT THAT’S
TERRIBLE.
THERE’S NO OTHER WAY TO CUT IT
IN DEMOCRATS KNOW THAT.
IT.
>> BADLY WHEN HE STUMBLES YOU
GET NUMBERS AND YOU WONDER IS IT
A STUTTER OR IS HE TIRED OR
SOMETHING ELSE?
>> A KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, JOE.
YOU WILL LOSE A 2020 FOR
NOMINATION TO JIMMY CARTER.
>> THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU THINK
THERE IS A MEDIA SHIFT ON.
IS IT REALLY?
PHOTOS, WHAT IS THE REAL REASON
FOR IT, WHEN IT COMES TO
MAINSTREAM MEDIA AND THEIR
MOTIVATION, PITCHER RATS AT
SWIMMING AWAY THE TITANIC.
FIRST THERE IS FINANCIAL
INCENTIVE.
RATINGS ARE A MAN THAT
PLUMMETING FASTER THAN JOE’S
TEETH IN THE BOTTOM OF A CLASS.
AND ESPECIALLY CNN.
THEIR NUMBERS ARE DROPPING
FASTER THAN A HOOKER’S BLOOD
PRESSURE AFTER BEING ROLLED UP
IN 100’S OLD ROCKS.
>> IT’S NOT TRUE AS FAR AS WE
KNOW IT.
>> NOT TRUE.
AND THAT MEANS YOU COULD BE
FIRED IF YOU DON’T GET THE
RATINGS BACK UP.
HIS SHOW IS HILARIOUSLY TITLED
RELIABLE SOURCES.
THE IRONY IS AS THICK AS HIS
POWDERED SUGAR COVERED SASHA’S
FINGERS.
THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT.
IT HAD ITS LOWEST RATING IN
THREE YEARS.
ACCORDING TO SOURCES, HE’S DOWN
TWO WEEKS IF NOT DAYS LEFT AT
CNN.
THAT’S SAD.
AS YOU KNOW WHEN CHRIS CUOMO WAS
SACKED I LOST A 57 PERCENT OF MY
CONTENT FOR MY SHOW.
THE REMAINING 43 PERCENT WAS
ALSO ELSE ARE.
AND AT THAT 43 PERCENT TO 85
SATURATED FAT.
STILL.
HE WASN’T MY ONLY YOU
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET.
A PLACE THAT OFFERED SECOND AND
THIRD HELPINGS OF COMEDIC GOLD.
IF YOU GOES AWAY, WHAT DO I DO?
THE NEWS?
HELL, NO.
NEWS IS FOR SUCKERS.
TAKE THAT BRETT BEAR. >> WE’VE GOT A SPECIAL REPORT
>> WE’VE GOT A SPECIAL REPORT
FOR YOU AND IT’S ABOUT ARTS.
AND THAT NOW YOU HAVE CNN
TELLING HIS ANCHORS TO STOP
USING THE PHRASE A BIG LIE TO
DESCRIBE ELECTION FRAUD PLANES
HE CLAIMS IT SOUNDS TOO MUCH
LIKE WHITE HOUSE MESSAGING AS IF
THAT EVER MATTERS.
IT MATTERS NOW WHEN THE GUY
RIPPING OFF HER CONTENT IS AS
TOXICS AS A FOOTNOTE FILLED
FAJITA.
>> I LIKE ALLITERATION.
A LOT OF MEDIA PEOPLE ARE
STARTING TO DROP THEIR BIG LIES.
THEY NEED TO PAY OFF THAT
MORTGAGE OR HOUSE OF THEIR
SECOND HOUSE.
THE SOUND PROOF LEATHER PLAYROOM
CONSTRUCTED UNDER THE
FLOORBOARDS.
A SHADOW TO DOMINANT AS YOU SO
DON PIVOTED GOING FROM ALWAYS
CALLING REPUBLICANS RACE IS IT
TO NOW SAY JOE IS NUTS.
WE HAVEN’T SEEN A TRANSFORMATION
LIKE THAT SINCE BRUCE JENNER
WENT FROM HURDLES TO GIRDLES.
>> CAITLYNN WILL BE ON ON MONDAY
SO THAT’S A THREE’S.
I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
WHERE IT IT LEAD?
IN TIME, WE WILL BE COHOSTING
THE SHOW WITH THE BEST IN GORKA
ON NEWSMAX.
SELLING RELIEF FACTOR LIKE IT’S
POPCORN.
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I
WOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THAT
.
LEMON.
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TO ORDER
AT LOBSTER.
>> AT FORGIVE ME IF I DON’T BUY
THE CHANGE OF HEART.
THEY KNOW JOE IS DONE.
THEY’RE DISTANCING HIMSELF.
HE’S FORGOTTEN TO WEAR PANTS AND
UNDERPANTS.
THEY STILL HATE REPUBLICANS.
THEY STILL HATE YOU AND
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
THEY WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT
REGULAR PEOPLE WITH REGULAR
PEOPLE PROBLEMS LIKE GAS, RENT
OR FOOD.
FRED MATHER KEEPING THE PATTERN
JY LEE BECAUSE HUNTER MIGHT
SNORT IT.
BUT ALSO BY BEING CRITICAL OF
JOE NOW THEY CAN POINT TO THESE
EXAMPLES AS EVIDENCE OF THEIR
OBJECTIVITY.
IT’S ONLY BEING DONE BECAUSE AT
THEIR BACK IS UP AGAINST THE
WALL.
WHEN THEY FIND THEIR NEXT
DEMOCRAT TO UP TWO, THEY WILL.
AND IF HE OR SHE IS JUST AS BAD
AS JELL-O, THEY WILL PRETEND THE
OPPOSITE AS LONG AS THEY CAN OR
UNTIL THEY PAY OFF THE NEW BOAT.
>> TONIGHT’S GUEST SHE ALWAYS
BRINGS ENERGY.
SHE GREW UP WITHOUT ELECTRICITY. IS THIS ANGERED DAVID MCDOWELL.
THE OKIE THAT LIBERALS WANT TO
JOKE YOU.
GOP CANDIDATE FROM OKLAHOMA AT
TWC AND HIM.
TW SHANNON.
>> AND OF THE FIRST CREDIT ON
HIS RESUME IS CHEERS AND AT THE
SECOND IS AT DID I MENTION
CHEERS?
PRODUCER ROB LONG.
AND FINALLY, SHE’S LIKE LIKE A
CLASSIC CAR. HIGH MAINTENANCE AND CONSTANTLY
HIGH MAINTENANCE AND CONSTANTLY
BREAKING DOWN.
ROB, GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU HERE.
I’M GLAD I COULD I WOULD
ACTUALLY KICK YOUR.
I DON’T THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT
TAKES.
YOU HAVE AT THE HEIGHT,
DISADVANTAGE BUT I WANT MORE.
THAT MATTERS.
AND MAYBE I WILL JUST TAKE IT.
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU BELIEVE IN
THE SPECIFIC?
I WANT TO FOCUS ON WHAT THE
MEDIA IS DOING.
IS IT TEMPORARY?
>> I FEEL LIKE WE OFTEN THINK AS
MEDIA IS LIBERAL.
THEY ARE THAT BUT MOSTLY
DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS A WAY OF
SIGNALING TO ALL THE OTHER
DEMOCRATIC POLITICIANS, IF YOU
JUMP AND WE ARE READY TO SUPPORT
YOU.
>> I REALLY DO BELIEVE IT’S CODE
AND ITS COLLUDED TO ALL THE
DEMOCRATS SITTING ON THE FENCE,
YOU JUMP IN WE AREN’T GOING TO
TEAR YOU APART.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO
GET BEHIND A.
OF THE FIRST WHEN THEY GET THAT
WILL GET THIS INCREDIBLE
COMEBACK I GUARANTEE YOU A.
>> I’VE SEEN ALREADY WITH PEOPLE
WRITING THESE COLUMNS ABOUT IT’S
TIME FOR THE DEMOCRAT CELEBRITY.
THOSE ARTICLES SO IT’S LIKE
THAT’S ALSO THE CODE.
IT’S OKAY IF YOU COME IT’S OVER
IF YOU DECIDE TO RUN.
WE TALKED ABOUT IT BUT I CAN’T
BE HER RUNNING MATE.
>> GAYLE CAN’T STAND ME.
>> THERE’S TOO MUCH SEXUAL IT
ATTENTION.
>> WE CAN BARELY KEEP HER HANDS
OFF EACH OTHER.
>> ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
I COULD TAKE ON BOTH OF YOU.
I FIGHT DIRTY.
>> I GO FOR THE EARS AND USE MY
FEET ON THE OTHER ONE.
>> I WOULD SURRENDER.
>> I BET YOU WHAT IT.
>> CNN IS TELLING THEIR ANCHORS
TO BE LESS PARTISAN, DO YOU BUY
THIS?
DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHERE LIKE
A TEMPORARY THING UNTIL THEY
FIND SOMEONE WHO?
IT.
>> THEY NEED TO GET RID OF
ANYBODY WHO WAS GIVING ZUCKER A
TONGUE BATH ALL DAY LONG EVERY
DAY I THINK IT’S PART OF IT.
>> THAT’S TWO TIMES USED SAID
TONGUE BATH I THINK WE ONLY HAVE
ONE MORE WHICH I JUST DID.
LIKE A CAT.
>> I THINK THAT IF IF ABIDING
COULD TURN IT AROUND, THE MEDIA
WILL STICK WITH HIM.
HE’S CLEARLY A HUSSY FRACTIOUS
GRANDPAPPY.
THAT ON THE WHITE HOUSE STAGE.
ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS START
FIRING PEOPLE PUBLICLY.
AT THAT OF HUMILIATION OF HIS
OWN STAFF, I THINK IT WOULD
BRING ALONG A LOT OF GOODWILL
FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
EVEN PEOPLE WHO WORK IN MEDIA.
AN EXAMPLE, HAVING A BENT AND
SAYING THIS EVENT IS GOING ABOUT
BRINGING DOWN GASOLINE PRICES
AND TURNAROUND JUST CAN’T
JENNIFER GRANHOLM.
>> JUST RIGHT THERE.
HE’S ALREADY GOT IT LIKE I’M
SICK OF ALL THIS AND I HATE YOUR
LAUGH IT.
GOT TO TELL YOU THAT’S LIKE
EXPECTING A ROCK TO WRITE A BEIT
BEETHOVEN SYMPHONY.
BECAUSE HE’S HOLLOW.
THE REASON WHY HE IS SO
DANGEROUS IS BECAUSE AT THERE’S
NOTHING THERE.
>> I THINK HE’S AN ANGRY SON OF
A BENCH.
>> AND I THINK IF HE DOES AT
THIS, HE HAS A.
>> I THINK YOU’RE A REAL
RIGHT-THINKING THE MEDIA.
THERE IS ONE REASON MEDIA IS PIVOTED BECAUSE IT LIKE THE REST
PIVOTED BECAUSE IT LIKE THE REST
OF US THEY MESS AT DONALD TRUMP.
>> I DISAGREE AND THE SENTENCE
SAID THAT IF IT THEY REALLY MISS
DONALD TRUMP, THEY WOULD KEEP
PUSHING THESE EARRINGS THE
HEARINGS ARE DESIGNED TO KEEP
HIM OFF THE STAGE AND TO
DEMOCRATS.
>> I DISAGREE.
THEY’RE TRYING TO KEEP DONALD
TRUMP FROM RUNNING AGAIN THAT’S
THE WHOLE REASON THEY’RE HAVING
THESE HEARINGS.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT WHAT THE
DEMOCRATS ARE ROLLING OUT AS
EVIDENCE OF THIS ALLEGED COOL
THAT SUPPOSEDLY HAPPENED IN THE
COUNTRY.
THE TRUTH IS THEY’RE TRYING TO
PAY REPUBLICANS AS BEING THESE
EVIL INSURRECTIONIST WERE NOT
ONE PERSON HAS BEEN CHARGED.
>> I’M TRYING TO GET AHEAD.
AGAIN THAT WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE
MEDIA, THE REAL REASON THEY
DON’T WANT DONALD TRUMP TO RUN
AGAIN AND THEY’RE PITTING FROM
JOE BIDEN BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE
IS BAD FOR RATINGS THE MEDIA HAS
ONE THING ONLY AND THAT’S TO
CONTROL THE PEOPLE AND ALSO TO
GET RATINGS FOR THEIR STATIONS.
WITHOUT DONALD TRUCK, THEY DON’T
HAVE IT.
>> IT’S AMAZING HOW BRAZEN THE
PIVOT HAS BEEN.
ESPECIALLY JOHN LENNON.
ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S LIKE WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE OLD DON LEMON.
REMEMBER HIM?
HE’S A NICE FELLOW.
>> I GUESS.
TO ME--I THINK IT TOOK TOO LONG.
IT’S NOT LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN
JOE BIDEN GOT LIKE THIS.
HE’S BEEN LIKE THIS THE ENTIRE
TIME.
>> THROUGH THE CAMPAIGN.
WHEN I WENT TO GO SEE PAUL
MCCARTNEY.
AND IT WAS AMAZING.
IT WAS THREE HOURS.
HE IS SINGING AND PLAYING GUITAR
PLAYING THE UKULELE PLAYING THE
PIANO IN THE ENTIRE TIME I’M
THINKING THIS MAN IS OLDER THAN
JOE BIDEN.
BACK WHO CANNOT STAND FOR 15
MINUTES.
WHAT WERE THE HIGH POINTS OF THE
CONSORT?
>> THE WHOLE THING.
I WAS SOBBING TEARS OF JOY IT
WAS AMAZING.
BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE NO OFFENSE
.
>> AND YOU ARE WITH YOUR DAD,
EVEN BETTER.
>> I HOPE THEY DON’T TAKE
SELTZER FROM ME.
>> THAT WOULD BE REALLY HARD FOR
YOU.
>> I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S CAN
HAPPEN.
I HOPE THERE’S SOME KIND OF
ENCOUNTER GROUP FOR THAT.
>> YOU COULD HIRE WHO MUST BE
MET THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING.
YOU COULD BE MYINT INTERIOR. WE HAVE THE STANDING WAY OVER
WE HAVE THE STANDING WAY OVER
THERE HE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING.
I THINK BETTER, YOU HAVE A
LITTLE TRAPDOOR HERE AND HE’S
LIKE THE GIMP AND PULP FICTION.
>> THAT’S EVEN BETTER.
>> AND THAT’S WEIRD BECAUSE I
HAD THAT COSTUME.
>> I KNOW YOU KNOW.