(laughing)
What the fuck! (laughing)
(beep)
(clapping hands)
- All right, let's be great and good at things.
Do do do, do, do.
My name Jeff.
Hello. Welcome back to content (beep).
Today we're taking a suggestion of doing,
a try not to laugh challenge.
I don't know how these work
but I think what you do is you don't walk away.
Two people are gonna fill their mouths with water
while a third person tries to make them laugh.
I'm gonna go first,
try and make Eddie and Elliot here laugh.
Squid will not be partaking.
Don't kiss him. He did not consent.
- Are we gonna like full cheeks.
(Eddie laughing)
- Apparently yes. (Elliot laughing)
What's wrong. You can swallow that one.
- Its so cold. Why you...
I got sensitive teeth.
- Why did you forget you could swallow?
- My mouth was so full.
- That was so unnecessary. Don't eat it Squid.
(mumbles) Say y'all have a good time
to go to the dentist its 2;30.
He goes, what's the problem with fridge magnets,
figuring out what to do with all your new fridges.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a six offender.
He was a six offender or registered six offender.
I told my girlfriend that I was worried
she was becoming addicted to watching me masturbate.
She said, "Oh, why don't you just rub it in my face?"
Rubbing my face where don't you
like a masturbating interface?
Yeah, let me try that one again
cause I didn't get it very well.
I said I told my girlfriend,
that I was worried she was addicted to me masturbating
(Eliud spitting water) (Eliud laughing)
in front of her.
She said, "Oh, just rub it in my face."
Why don't you get that time Eliud?
You should get it that time.
- So this is a Twitter account,
dedicated to a joke site for children where children could
submit their own jokes.
Where does the fish get its money from?
The fish bank.
What do you get when you walk into a bar?
Drunk men.
(Laughing)
Hey, have you heard of the goblin who broke his leg?
Oh, it doesn't matter now. He's fine.
(Ellion spitting water) (laughing)
What's white and falls out the fridge?
The fridge. (Jeff and Eddie laughing)
What has eight legs, eight heads and eight arms?
Eight men.
(Jeff and Eddie laughing)
- You know why I hate campus?
Cause they're always fucking intense.
(Eddie spitting water) (Eddie laughing)
- God! That went so far. (Eddie laughing)
Jesus Christ Eddie!
My mom said I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove past her.
(Eddie spitting water) (Eddie laughing)
(mumbles) just sneezed!
Don't steal the show. You little shit.
(Eddie laughing)
What did one channing Tatum say to the other?
My name Jeff, my name Jeff.
(Eddie spitting water) (Eddie and Jeff laughing)
- So I'm going to tell a quick story
of the last time that I fully shat myself.
Like I'm talking, not just like a,
follow through fight as in,
I actually shat myself.
So I was around Elliot's flat
and we were playing mafia
and it was during the summer
so I was wearing shorts.
And for the whole day I've been having continued like
you know the kind of farts
he knows it's gonna be a big, loud fart.
So I've had to kind of hold it in,
hold it in because there's a room for the people.
And yeah.
So I finally got a chance.
End of the game went to their toilet.
I thought I can finally at least fart.
I release a fart. It was a very big fart.
I shat myself.
It dripped down my shorts and onto their bathroom floor
(laughing)
whereupon I had to then very quickly mop it up,
mop myself up,
probably make my excuses and get the Uber home.
(Elliot spitting water) What the fuck!
- That's so sad! You shat on my floor!
- Yeah. (laughing)
- I've also shat on your socks bro.
(Eddie laughing)
- So I was at a car boot sale recently.
And there was this guy,
sold a bunch of DVDs. (Eddie spitting water)
What the fuck!
- (laughing) I just remembered the sneeze.
(laughing)
- Sounds like our biggest sell recently. Right?
And there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs.
And I was like, Hello man selling a bunch of DVDs
what's your name?
And he said, my name's Rick Astley.
And I was like, okay, what DVDs do you guys got?
He's like I got a lot of Pixar DVDs.
He said, "Oh, can I have, monsters inc please?"
And he said, "Yeah, you can have monsters ink."
And then I was like, (Eddie spitting water)
(Laughing)
And I was like,
can I have toy story please?
And he was like, "Yeah, you can have a toy story."
And I was like, can I just have that one?
He's like, "No, you can't have that one."
And I'm like, why can't I have that one?
He's like, "It's my favorite one."
I said, why wouldn't you (laughing) give me that one?
So I'm never gonna give you up.
Like, is this the movie (mumbles).
(laughing)
(mumbles)
- These are quotes extracts.
If you will from the popular book series,
50 Shades of Grey,
which I shall now read out
in the voice of Comey poop.
Now well, sub-consciousness dwells
comes a Fort is here to see you.
I felt the color in my cheeks rising again..
Who must be the God of
the communist manifestO (laughing)
whom I sweat and body wash
and Christian, Christopher.
- I'm just genuinely sorry (mumbles).
(Eddie laughing)
Like I just, I'm unhappy now.
- It's like the first draft of the new Crisper Robin film.
- Yeah (laughing)
(beep)
The fuck is...
That was a fucking stupid idea, wasn't there.
Whose idea was that?
Were not funny.
Is this microphone too close to me?
Fuck.
Stop.
(screaming)
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