(upbeat music)
- Oi, don't call this next song a pop song!
(audience cheering)
(hard rock music) (pop rocks crackling)
- [Narrator] Get amped with Extreme Pop Rocks,
a sweet-and-sour treat that sounds as loud as it tastes.
Each pouch provides enough sour crackling candy
to play a game of land-based Marco Polo.
- Marco. (pop rocks crackling)
Marco. (pop rocks crackling)
Marco.
- [Narrator] Or just slam a pouch,
pucker up, and enjoy the music.
- [Singer] Sing along with this next one if you know it.
(hard rock music) (pop rocks crackling)
- [Narrator] But to find out just how extreme this candy is,
let's test it on our test it on our taste buds.
- I'm gonna eat these on camera.
- Extreme Pop Rocks!
- So I have these Sour Berry Blast Pop Rocks.
- It is the Savage Sour Apple.
- I'm gonna do not one, not two, but three all at once.
(whimsical music)
- Wow.
- Oh, yeah.
- Ooh.
(man shouts)
- I like it, I'm like jacked up!
- Whoa.
- I'm like puckering all here. (laughs)
- It's like somebody turned Pop Rocks up to 11.
(pop rocks crackling)
- Holy cow.
- If you close your mouth, you can like hear it
in your brain like it's your inner voice.
- The initial sour taste is really extreme,
and then it kinda dissipates,
and then the pop gets bigger.
- The sour kinda like goes in waves almost,
like you don't feel it,
and then when it moves on your tongue,
it's like whoa, like there's a whole new burst.
- (laughs) Like a roller coaster ride for candy.
- If you've ever had Pop Rocks,
it's very similar, but it's got a bigger pop.
- As I'm swallowing it,
I can feel it like (mimics pop rocks crackling).
- Mmm, I kinda wanna do another one.
(laughs) That was good.
- [Narrator] Buy the loud and sour Extreme Pop Rocks,
and shop for hundreds more extreme gifts at Vat19.com.
(pop rocks crackling)
(laughs)
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- [Narrator] Extra Long Twizzlers
are a fun and delicious treat
just like regular Twizzlers, but longer,
two and a half times longer
because longer is better.
(audience booing)
- [Audience Member] Cut yourself in half.
- [Narrator] Each one-and-a-half pound package
contains about 40 Extra Long Twizzlers.
Simply put, this Twizzler is delicious.
Two and a half-- - Um, I'm sorry.
It's a Twizzlers, not a Twizzler.
- Wait, Twizzlers with an S?
- Yes, it's a Twizzlers or a Twizzlers brand twist.
- That's ridiculous, I refuse to say that.
- Well, it's a brand name,
so unless you want us to sell
some phony Twazzlers or something, it's a Twizzlers.
- (sighs) Okay, simply put,
this Twizzlers brand twist
is two and a half times as delicious,
two and a half times as knottable,
two and a half times as sippable,
and two and a half times as fun.
- That was two and a half times as fun.
- [Narrator] Buy Extra Long Twizzlers now at Vat19.com.
Sharing optional.
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- [Narrator] A liberal application of Tabasco pepper sauce
can make just about anything appetizing.
(pot clattering) (man panting)
When it comes to classics, there's a saying.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
But what if the iconic hot sauce
could flavor a Jelly Belly jelly bean?
Well, there's a saying.
Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.
Introducing Tabasco Jelly Bellies.
When the people behind the world's best jelly beans
join forces with the folks
who make the world's best hot sauce,
it's the dream team of confectioners.
Jelly Belly perfectly captured the heat
and taste of the classic pepper sauce.
Tabasco taste and Jelly Belly texture
make Tabasco Jelly Bellies a unique flavor sensation.
The container for Tabasco Jelly Bellies
pays tribute to the original sauce,
and Tabasco Jelly Bellies are also available
in a larger bag for when you just can't get enough
of that mouthwatering Tabasco taste.
Tabasco Jelly Bellies are
a deliciously spicy treat on their own,
but if you wanna add them to eggs,
we're not gonna stop you.
Buy officially licensed
Tabasco Jelly Bellies now at Vat19.com.
- Mmm, not bad.
Got my Tabasco, my syrup, and my eggs all in one bite.
Bravo, Jelly Belly.
♪ Vat19.com. ♪
(whimsical music)
- They're so hot.
(men groaning) (woman laughs)
- Oh, my gosh.
(hard rock music)
- [Narrator] These are Stinger Pops,
suckers made with real bits
of the hottest peppers in the world,
including Carolina Reaper, the current king of spice
at over 2.2 million Scoville units.
And we are the contestants in today's challenge.
We're offering up our own tongues and taste buds
as a sacrifice for you, our YouTube audience.
Okay, unwrap your candy from hell,
and prepare to place the Carolina Reaper
sucker into your mouth.
The last one to take it out wins, starting now.
(suspenseful music)
- Ooh, yeah.
- It's getting hot.
(men groaning) (suspenseful music)
It's so hot! (men groaning)
It's so hot! (woman laughs)
It's so hot! (man coughs)
- Oh, yeah. (laughs) - No, no you're not.
(suspenseful music)
- Is anybody getting lightheaded?
(laughs) You're so sweaty.
- No, it's just all, it's all tears.
(man groans)
- Oh, my goodness. (suspenseful music)
(men groaning) (woman laughs)
- (laughs) Oh, Jesus.
(men groaning)
- My eyeballs are burning.
- I'm not doing good at all.
- I think we're doing better than he is.
- Boom! - It's on. (laughs)
(suspenseful music)
My face is so hot it's like I have a sunburn.
My gums are on fire.
(suspenseful music)
- (coughs) Nope.
- Yeah! (people cheering)
- [Narrator] Buy the insanely spicy Stinger Pops Three-Pack
exclusively at Vat19.com.
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- [Narrator] Supersize a childhood treat
when you reach for the Giant Chupa Chups Lollipop.
It has the classic taste of the popular sucker
with an attention-grabbing heft that makes you feel mighty.
- This makes me the King of Candy Land.
- Nope, that's not a scepter.
It does not give you sovereignty.
- Of course not, the Prime Minister of Candy Land
does the actual governing.
- Hello, gummy frog? (angelic music)
Hop! (laughs)
- [Narrator] Weighing nearly two pounds
and containing over 2800 calories,
it's the equivalent of 65 regular Chupa Pops.
This colossal candy is long-lasting,
and we mean really, really long-lasting.
Buy the Giant Chupa Chups Lollipop,
available now at It'Sugar and Vat19.com.
- Here's a little secret.
There's no point to the game Candy Land.
(all laughing)
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- [Narrator] The scorpion, it's armored exoskeleton
and poised stinger suggest only one thing.
It must be delicious. (suspenseful music)
- [Narrator] We dare you to try Scorpion Suckers,
a set of four candies with real fearsome arachnids inside.
Sure, the flavors are great
like strawberry, banana, apple, and blueberry,
but what does the actual scorpion taste like?
Let's ask an expert.
♪ Confection, perfection. ♪ (whimsical music)
(woman screams) (alarm ringing)
- There's a live scorpion loose in the studio.
- Oh, my God! (people screaming)
- Dad, dad, it tried to sting my ankle,
but my house arrest bracelet stopped it.
- Everybody skedaddle, we don't have insurance for this.
(man shouts) (beep)
- Well, I guess not everyone
is brave enough to taste a scorpion.
(whimsical music)
It's really good.
Oh, his pincers are scraping my tongue.
Think I'm ready for the chomp here.
Mmm, delicious.
Buy a set of four Scorpion Suckers,
and shop for hundreds more
curiously awesome gifts at Vat19.com.
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(people laughing) (serene classical music)
- [Narrator] If you've got cash to burn,
you could spend it on iPad coasters.
- I think I might buy Wall Street
and turn it into my new polo grounds. (laughs)
- [Narrator] Or you could invest in Gold Lollipops,
an asset you're sure to appreciate.
The sweet champagne-flavored
hard candy surrounds a real sheet
of completely edible, 24-karat gold leaf.
(keyboard clacking) (whimsical music)
- All right, that's one gum sale.
Will that be cash or credit?
- Neither. (whimsical music)
- Do you need change?
- [Narrator] But you should probably
eat them, not spend them.
- I don't get commission on sucker.
(whimsical music)
- [Narrator] So share champagne sucker toast,
and enjoy the rich flavor of these luxurious lollipops.
- To the illuminati.
- May the reign of wealthy lizard people
last a thousand years. (serene music)
- [Narrator] Buy a set of Gold Lollipops
and shop for hundreds more gifts at Vat19.com.
♪ Vat19.com. ♪
(serene music)