I want a musical number after school tomorrow
that gives people an opportunity to see me in another way.
To see me shine.
♪ It's after school It's after school ♪
♪ What are you two doing here?♪
♪ We never miss a show ♪
♪ It's after school ♪
♪ Baby, anything can happen ♪
♪ After school ♪
♪ It's after school, ♪
♪ And we're dancing And we're clapping ♪
♪ You can go from a loser ♪
♪ To a kid (Yes, you can) ♪
♪ Be a star Badaboom, yeah, badabing ♪
♪ [unintelligible] ♪
♪ Dazzle, [unintelligible] Who you are ♪
♪ Go on and sing ♪
♪ There's the new girl now ♪
♪ Now is your chance ♪
♪ You mustn't waste a moment Or a dance ♪
♪ Your voice [unintelligible] You can't ♪
♪ Let anybody go And steal your spotlight, Viv ♪
♪ Cause that is not what I do ♪
- Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! - What?!
[unintelligible] with the wrong word choice.
How 'bout you let the girl sing?
'Kay.
♪ I guess I'm not your typical♪
Shut up!
[screaming]
Quit dancing. Quit prancing.
And when did you all find time
to rehearse this musical monstrosity?
♪ Ooh ooh ah ah ♪
♪ Monkey, monkey, monkey Monkey, monkey ♪
♪ Monkey see, monkey do Monkey with you ♪
♪ Monkey, monkey, monkey Monkey, monkey ♪
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where'd you learn to play those instruments?
[both] The Internet.
Oh, I love the Internet.
♪ Ooh ooh ah ah ooh ♪
♪ Dance with a monkey ♪
[unintelligible]
♪ Let's do the monkey ♪
[unintelligible]
♪ Let's do the monkey ♪
♪ Monkey see, monkey do Monkey with you ♪
♪ Monkey, monkey, monkey Monkey, monkey ♪
♪ Monkey see, monkey do Monkey with you ♪
Stackie, hook a boy up with a montage song.
♪ Well Here's a legendary story ♪
♪ About a boy named Roy ♪
♪ He was turning things to gold And bringing all kinds of joy ♪
You said ya gained [unintelligible]
♪ But are ya changing The world? ♪
♪ He's got The King Roydas touch ♪
♪ He's got that (King Roydas touch) ♪
♪ He puts on quite a show ♪
♪ King Roydas touch ♪
♪ You got that right ♪
♪ And though It's [unintelligible] ♪
♪ He's making it work ♪
♪ He's got The King Roydas touch ♪
[music playing]
♪ King Roydas touch ♪
♪ He puts on quite a show ♪
♪ King Roydas touch ♪
♪ You've got that right ♪
♪ And though It's [unintelligible] ♪
♪ He's making it work ♪
♪ He's got that (King Roydas touch) ♪
♪ Dimmsdale High ♪
♪ Ragin' Roy ♪
♪ He's got a gnarly eye patch ♪
♪ Kara-ty ♪
♪ He'll Kara-ty your face off ♪
♪ Rootin' Tootin' Ray Ray ♪
♪ I guess she's a cowboy ♪
♪ Mission Control Viv ♪
♪ She's stuck to a chair ♪
♪ Janitor Zina ♪
♪ You know what a janitor is ♪
♪ Daredevil Dumont ♪
♪ Skateboarding ninja With no interest in fear ♪
Come on!
♪ And Evil Vicky [unintelligible] ♪
♪ Dimmsdale High ♪
Okay. Seriously, can't get out of my chair.
Ha! I know.
♪ Dimmsdale High ♪
Oh, yeah, that's the [unintelligible]
♪ The Crocker operation is A world domination mission ♪
♪ Currently in route ♪
♪ Do be do be do ♪
♪ We've got the fairy's Got the parents ♪
♪ I took care Of all your errands ♪
♪ Here's your Crocker suit You're gonna look so cute ♪
♪ And we're kind of like Your henchmen ♪
♪ We're under your control ♪
♪ Yes The fairies that you stole ♪
♪ Who took me Under my command ♪
♪ Don't you understand? ♪
♪ It's the lurking Inner workings ♪
Of my master plan ♪
♪ The plan to live In Rancho Cucamonga ♪
♪ In the springtime ♪
♪ Rancho Cucamonga In the springtime ♪
♪ You'll shout cowabunga ♪
♪ From the partial Garden view deck ♪
♪ Of our two bed Half bath condo ♪
♪ With an air fryer Warmed refried potatoes ♪
♪ And insist They're just as good ♪
♪ As french fries ♪
Right, Crocky?
Huh? Uh, sure. Uh. Rancho Cockapeepee.
Now, back to my plan!
♪ I'll use this fairy pair ♪
♪ To infiltrate the fairy world And then I'll capture ♪
♪ Every fairy boy And fairy girl ♪
♪ They'll too be Under my command ♪
♪ Don't you understand? ♪
It's the lurking inner workings Of my master plan
♪ The plan to live In Rancho Cucamonga ♪
♪ In the springtime ♪
♪ I will conquer the Earth ♪
♪ Dancing in a conga In the meantime ♪
♪ Show Mother Crocker my worth It's the perfect operation ♪
♪ A permanent vacation ♪
♪ The lurking inner workings Of my master plan ♪
World domination, here I come! Mother!
What time is it?
It's time to meet the fish. Whoo!
♪ I'm a swordfish Check out my long, pointy bill♪
♪ I'm a starfish And boy love to eat krill ♪
♪ I'm the jellyfish I'll sting ya real good ♪
♪ But you won't die ♪
♪ I'm a sea cucumber ♪
♪ An echinoderm From the class Holothuroidea ♪
♪ I breath through my butt And I look-- ♪
Cut!
What... did I tell you after yesterday's rehearsal?
You said, "Be better."
then you barked at me and stormed out.
[barking]
Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Do you need the family circle?
Yeah. I'm feeling really disconnected right now.
- Yeah. - Bring it in!
I see you. I smell you. I need you.
Family.
Okay. I'm better now.
♪ See, I'm a puppet And I love it ♪
♪ Mostly ♪
♪ I got invisible shrine ♪
♪ Ghostly ♪
♪ I know I gotta rise above it♪
♪ Try to shove it all down ♪
♪ I got a wish I gotta sing ♪
♪ Sing it ♪
♪ I wish I was real ♪
♪ So I could feel the feeling ♪
♪ The feeling ♪
♪ The feeling of love ♪
♪ If I wasn't wood I think I could ♪
♪ Feel the feeling ♪
♪ The feeling ♪
♪ The feeling of Love ♪
♪ (Love) ♪
[cheering]
Oh, my God!
Hit it, Zina!
♪ Grape juice Skipping ads and bundt cake ♪
♪ The music And Dustin Lumber Lake ♪
♪ That's what the Judy That's what the Judy ♪
♪ That's what the Judy wants ♪
♪ (Yes) Yeah ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ That's what the Judy wants ♪
♪ (Yes) Yeah ♪
♪ That is precisely What the Judy wants ♪
How did she get Dustin Lumber Lake
to immediately appear on her show?
He's supposed to be playing Madison's Care Gardens.
Madison would never let him cancel.
[music playing]
Well, I... am fully intimidated.
[music playing]
Roy, buddy our ten minute super jet
back to Dimmsdale leaves in five minutes.
You gotta wish us outta here.
I can't. If you poof Ty with us,
he'll find out about fairy godparents.
Well, what are we gonna do, baby boo?
Oh, I got an idea.
Shake the strap Ty.
Adjust... the lights.
Ah, Ty, watch out! There's a lady bug!
Where?!
I wish that the three of us
were on that ten minute super jet back to Dimmsdale.
That was... How do you say?
Nuts or butts.