YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THE TIMES ON THIS PROGRAM WE'RE ALWAYS
TALKING ABOUT THE PROBLEMS IN OUR SOCIETY.
BUT OUR SOCIETY HAS MUCH TO CELEBRATE!
>> EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT DAD BODS.
>> GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY GO TO THE GYM BUT THEY ALSO MAYBE
ENJOY A LITTLE PIZZA, A LITTLE BEER.
>> ELIZABETH AND I FIND IT REALLY ATTRACTIVE.
>> LEONARDO DICAPRIO, JASON SEGEL AND SETH ROGEN HAVE ALL
BEEN CALLED DAD BODS.
>> UNDEFINED ABS AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF FLAB
ARE ACTUALLY IN.
>> WOMEN ADMITTING NORMAL-LOOKING GUYS ARE THE SEXY
ONES.
>> Jon: YEAH!
IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR FOR DUDES!
CAUSE EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE'S JOLLY FAT MEN.
FOR MORE ON THE NEW LOOK THAT'S DRIVING WOMEN'S CRAZY,
WE'RE JOINED BY SENIOR WOMEN'S ISSUES CORRESPONDENT,
KRISTEN SCHAAL!
KRISTEN! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> HELLO! WELL, THANKS, JON!
AND WHAT A GREAT DAY FOR MEN!
IT'S TIME SOCIETY FINALLY ACCEPTED THAT A MAN'S BODY
CHANGES WHEN HE HAS KIDS!
HE SPENDS NINE MONTHS EATING TOO MUCH BECAUSE HIS PREGNANT WIFE
IS STRESSING HIM OUT AND THEN THERE'S A SCREAMING BABY AT
HOME, HE'S GOT TO GET OUT FOR PIZZA AND BEER AS MUCH AS HE
CAN.
IT'S JUST BIOLOGY, JON.
>> Jon: BUT YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THOSE GUYS WE JUST HEARD ABOUT
THEY'RE NOT EVEN DADS.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DAD TO HAVE A DAD BOD, YOU JUST HAVE TO
BE REALLY LAZY.
AND WOMEN ARE LINING UP AT THE DAD BOD BUFFET WHICH IS GREAT
NEWS BECAUSE NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAGAZINES LIKE,
THIS SHOVING AN IMPOSSIBLE BODY IMAGE DOWN YOUR THROAT, LIKE
THIS CHISELED TRIANGLE THING, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, LIKE THE BORDER LINE BETWEEN WHERE
THE CHEST ENDS AND THE FUN BEGINS?
(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST FORGET
ABOUT THESE NAMES BECAUSE IT IS GONE!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU!
THAT FELT EMPOWERING, JON. >> Jon: WOW.
>> HERE YOU TRY IT! >> Jon: NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY --
>> RIP THIS GUY UP!
>> Jon: OKAY. THERE WE GO.
ABSOLUTELY. HERE WE GO.
>> YEAH!
YEAH!
GET RID OF IT!
GOOD JOB, JON. JUST PUT ALL YOUR --
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHO REALLY LOVES THIS DAD BOD TREND?
>> Jon: WHO?
>> GUYS LIKE YOU WHO GET MOST OF THEIR EXERCISE BY TURNING FROM
CAMERA ONE TO CAMERA THREE.
>> AS A 40-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD DAD I FIND THIS NOTION
PROFOUNDLY REASSURING.
>> SHOW US YOUR DAD BODY.
>> I WISH I COULD.
>> I'M GONNA GO AND GET A BEER AND PIZZA AFTER THE SHOW.
>> I THINK WOMEN THINK YOU'RE SORT OF NUTS IF YOU'VE GOT LIKE
THIS SIX PACK.
>> I'M IN A DAD BOD SANDWICH RIGHT HERE!
(LAUGHTER) >> THEY'RE ALL HAVING A REALLY
GOOD BELLY LAUGH -- WELL, THE GUYS ARE.
IF THAT WOMAN HAD A BELLY AT ALL, THEY WOULD NOT LET HER ON
THAT SHOW.
>> Jon: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. KRISTEN, I MEAN,
(APPLAUSE) MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING.
MAYBE DAD BOD, DAD BOD IS JUST THE BEGINNING AND IT OPENS THE
DOOR TO CELEBRATING THE MOM BOD.
>> OH, SWEET, SWEET JON...
WE'RE ALREADY OBSESSED WITH MOM BODS, OR AT LEAST HOW FAST MOMS
CAN GET RID OF THEM.
>> THERE'S NEW BREED OF MOM ON THE PLAYGROUND, DUBBED MOM
SHELLS, A HYBRID OF MOMMIES AND BOMB SHELLS.
>> THAT'S 11 MONTHS AFTER GIVING BIRTH.
>> SHE LOOKS AMAZING.
>> SHE HAD A BABY SEVEN MONTHS AGO.
>> SHE HAS A FIVE-MONTH-OLD.
>> THREE MONTHS AFTER HAVING BABY.
>> LOOKING IMPRESSIVELY SVELTE. >> PERFECT.
>> AMAZING. >> INCREDIBLE.
>> JUST WEEKS AFTER GIVING BIRTH --
>> LOOK AT THAT FIGURE TOO. SHE'S JUST HAD A BABY!
>> THEY'RE NOT REAL PEOPLE, THEY'RE CELEBRITIES.
BEYONCE, SCARLETT JOHANSSON, J. LO, MICHELLE DUGGAR.
>> Jon: MICHELLE DUGGAR?
FROM THE REALITY SHOW WITH THE 19 KIDS?
>> YEAH. THAT'S HOW HOT SHE IS.
HER HUSBAND IS NEVER NOT (BLEEP) HER.
WHY DO YOU THINK SHE HAS TO HIDE HER BODY UNDER THAT SISTER
WIFE DRESS TO STOP TEMPTING THE REST OF US!
>> Jon: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PRESSURE, THOUGH, ON WOMEN TO BE
SKINNY? YOU KNOW IT HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY.
LOOK A AT THE RUBENESQUE WOMEN IN THOSE OLDER PAINTINGS BY --
>> OH RIGHT, PICASSO?
TALK ABOUT IMPOSSIBLE BODY STANDARDS, I SPENT YEARS TRYING
TO GET MY NOSE ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.
ADMIT IT, JON, WOMEN WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RELAX ABOUT
THEIR BODIES THE WAY THAT MEN CAN.
>> Jon: WELL, IT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE IT FEELS GREAT TO
BE ABLE TO, YOU KNOW, TO NOT THINK ABOUT IT, THE OLD,
FEEL GOOD IN THE OLD DAD BOD OF MINE.
>> YOU EARNED IT, DADDYO, ALL THAT NOT WORKING OUT, FOCUSING
ON OTHER THINGS BESIDE YOUR BODY, YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY
DON'T YOU STAND UP AND GIVE THE AUDIENCE A LITTLE TREAT?
SHOW THEM WHAT A MOSTLY ADEQUATE PHYSIQUE LOOKS
LIKE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YEAH!
COME ON! YEAH!
GIVE THEM A TWIRL.
WORK WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE CARE OF FOR
50 YEARS!
I DON'T HAVE TO ASK IF FRIES GO WITH THAT SHAKE BECAUSE THEY
OBVIOUSLY DID.
SHOW OFF HOW YOUR LOOKS ARE NOT WHAT SOCIETY VALUES MOST IN YOU!
AH! LOOKING GOOD.
>> Jon: OH WAIT. WAIT, HOLD ON.
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO!
>> Jon: I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT!
>> THERE IT IS.
>> Jon: OH, YEAH. I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT.
>> YEAH. KEEP POSING, KEEP POSING.
>> Jon: I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT NOW, UH-HUH, OH, YEAH!
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