[dinging]
[gasping]
Hello. I'm Jim Sparkletooth.
We're at the popular new restaurant Burger Blast
where I've uncovered another... dirty secret.
Their burgers are made from... pigeon meat.
Tell us: Why are you using pigeon meat,
and how do you sleep at night?
What?! How dare you! We don't use pigeon...
[screaming]
Ugh.
[screaming]
Ew.
[screaming]
The... the pigeoning!
- Stop, please! - Pigeons...
[screaming]
I'm Jim Sparkletooth, and I'll be coming
for your dirty secret, next, just like that.
Get back!
This doesn't make any sense!
Where are these pigeons coming from?! Aaagh!
As soon as this airs, we're ruined!
Not if we can help it! Sid, come on! I got an idea.
[dinging]
[squeaking, electricity popping]
So, what do you guys think?
I think it stinks.
That's the best part.
[sniffing] Cod with a hint of lobster paste.
Ugh.
[rumbling]
[screaming]
Look, it's going upstream to spawn.
[chuckles]
Yeah, on your car.
Huh?!
[alarm sounding] Oh, not Vanzilla.
[dinging]
[music playing]
There he is.
Well, well, well. If it isn't the pumpkin eater.
Celebrating your engagement, Roberto?
My engagement? What?
It's go time, Romeo.
[screaming]
Mama mia! The Lynnguini dim sum!
Hurry up with those kung pow anchovies.
Ugh.
[dinging]
[sighing]
We'd love a table in the back
or, you know... in the kitchen. Or the back works.
[chuckles]
Careful Mr. Coconuts,
you've got a chip on your shoulder.
[laughing]
Hey, less jokes, more salsa.
Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose. [screaming]
This goose came to play!
Hey, Lincoln, go long!
I got it!
[humming] Whoops.
Ugh!
Ghost. Ghost. Vampire.
Oh, me? Wait. [squealing]
[groaning]
Uh! What in the name of the funny pages
is going on here?
Oh, hi, Mom's boss!
[dinging]
Thanks for letting me check out the restaurant.
Sure thing, hon.
Ooh, a customer. Hey, why don't you take this one?
Here you are, ma'am. One Cobb salad.
Hey, what's the dealio? I asked for extra bacon.
Oh, sorry, my bad.
[sniffing]
Ah, this blue cheese smells whack.
[sighing]
Hey. Why is there so much bacon on this?
Are you kidding, dude? Fine. I'll fix it for you.
But you know what? I got this one, honey.
[dinging]
The cubano is the sandwich my abuelo ate
while working sugar mills in Havana.
I like to prepare my cubano with a song.
Parate, parate, let me grab some pan.
♪ Pan, and mustard, jamon ♪
♪ A pickle And two slices of queso ♪
♪ Put the panini In the panini press ♪
♪ There you go Solo eso ♪
Now you give it a try, chicos.
We got this.
♪ Pan, and mustard, jamon ♪
♪ A pickle And two slices of queso ♪
♪ Put the panini In the panini press ♪
♪ There you go Solo eso ♪
Hey, we did pretty good. The cheese is melted.
Are we trained now?
[laughing] No.
Ooh, up next, customer service.
I brought a couple of friends
to help with this part of the training.
[squawking] We're hungry.
Give me a cubano with fives pickles,
topside toasted, hold the queso, Gives me gas.
And don't be stingy with the mustard.
Coming up.
- Jamon, pickles, queso. - I got the mustard.
Order up.
I told you not to be stingy with the mustard.
[gasping]
- You got it? - I'm trying.
[screaming]
You know, usually I'd throw a fit,
but that is one delicious sandwich.
[farting, squawking]
She's cutting the queso over here.
I told 'em to hold the cheese.
Working on a food truck can be unpredictable.
Let's see how well you react to surprises.
Speed bumps. Spilled condiments. Rift in deli.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Order up.
You did it girls, you made the perfect cubanos.
Your training is complete and you can work the concert.
- We did it. - We're going to the concert.
[dinging]
Excuse me. May I have your attention, everybody?
[clearing throat]
I know you all came here
because of the promotions we offered.
Bingo! Oh... sorry.
But the thing is, my sisters and I came up with those
without telling our dad, so, unfortunately,
we can no longer honor all of our promises.
Are you kidding me?
But if you're willing to stick around,
there is one promise we can honor.
Our dad's great food at a great price.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, time to work together. Pound it, guys.
Now, blow it up.
Order up!
Potato and chicken dumpLynns.
Fresh out.
No problem, Mom. I know that recipe by heart.
Here, this Lynntil soup goes to table three.
Got it.
Please take a seat, oh, but give it back
at the end of your meal.
May I recommend the Lynnger chicken?
Thank you.
Order up. This is the home stretch, guys.
We're almost there.
[cheering]
[dinging]
Two cheeseburgers, two fries and two chocolate shakes.
Ooh, not for me. I'll just have
the cottage cheese and melon slices.
Sue says I should stick to food
that's a little easier to digest.
This from the guy who cleaned out
an entire Chinese buffet?
Mmm. [belching]
[chuckles] I took it to 'em.
Ah, what the heck, I'll have what he's having.
And put chilli on everything.
[farting] Who stepped on a frog?
[laughing]
[dinging]
See, with the cart,
you can serve customers even faster.
You're right. Let's get to work, Lalo.
I'm gonna entertain the customers
as my new alter ego, DJ Taco Tron!
[music playing]
Oh, I gotta tell you,
at first I was scared to try a red taco.
Then I remembered other red foods I like;
marinara sauce, pasta sauce, pizza sauce,
fry sauce, saucy sauce
Is he gonna be here the whole time?
You get used to him.
...I'm forgettin' an important one
uh Oh, ketchup!
Are we rolling?
Rosa, how does it feel
to have everyone rave about your cooking?
Busy. I never expected my food to be so "1,000".
100.
[laughing]
Well, whatever it is... It's the taco the town!
Mm, mm. That is good. Deejay Taco Tron, take it away.
When I say, "Rosa", you say, "Tacos".
- Rosa! - Tacos!
Red tacos! Red tacos!
Ay, I'm so tired. I was making tacos in my sleep.
[dinging]
One 'Fire-in-the-Belly' Burger with extra Dragon Sauce.
You know, Lynn? You're the only customer
who's been brave enough to order this.
Iron gut, baby.
[chattering]
Okay, guess I'll just sit in the next booth.
[growling]
[laughing]
Guess I can sit in the kiddie section.
[grunting]
[laughing in distance]
So Maddie, that was a killer C block
in our last jam.
Uh, Maddie? Maddie?
[growling]
Lainey, how's that rink rash healing?
I think mine's turning the corner.
Awe, you're so cute as a chipmunk.
Nuh-uh, [laughing] you are.
[laughing]
Oh, cool filter.
You guys seen the one that makes you breathe fire?
Hey!
[laughing]
I'm out of here, guys. Guess I'll catch you later.
Wait! Don't you wanna come to Gus' Games & Grub with us?
Heck yeah! Which one of you clowns wants to take me
on at the Dunkster 3000?
Swoosh. Swoosh. Boom baby, new record.
Whoo! Number one! Up top.