I recorded this song while getting a massage
I spent the past several months hiding in my Gagarage Since I've been gone others have tried to
claim the Gaga Crown When Miley tries to be me she looks like a
slutty clown Now lets try on some bras with claws and balls
I'm digging through my closet tryin' to find an outfit
Cus I can't decide what to wear for this video Gaga LaCage aux folles
Montage! What if I dressed up like a bug
That's not your best look
Or stand naked behind Doug
I have to go to work
There's nothing covering my butt
That's not a new thing
Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn
What are you doing?
D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E
Is this a spelling bee?
That skirt's not making it work. Don't twerk!
R-S-T-L-N-E
Quit playing Scrabble, please. You'll get no more help from Tim Gunn. I'm
done
Sometimes my lyrics are unintellegible
What?
Because I put emphasis on On wrong syllable
Ooooh
I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean Koontz
likes to read to me
You shouldn't be bragging
He's not that good
I was once full of shit now, now I think shit is full of me
Check out my pixel bra bra bra bra Hotter than menapause pause
Give me gagapplause plause plause Hey, everybody stop and dancing and cheer
for me cus I'm your boss ba boss ba boss. Do it
This is song is better than Roar
That song is so dumb
Katy Perry freaking sucks
She had work done
Here comes a spoiler alert
I am GA-GOD Watch the church get all butthurt
And I'm Gaga-Claus
P-E-R-E-Z- I-F- -U-R- -R-E-A-D-I-N-G T-H-I-S- I- H-A-T-E- Y-O-U-R- A-S-S- F-A-C-E
Triple word score. I won