(tango music)
- Joe.
- Ashlee.
- Family.
- Uh-uh.
- Teresa.
- Milania!
(tango music)
- [Voiceover] And now,
the five Real Housewives of New Jersey
in their rendition of The Housewife Tango.
- [Voiceover] Teresa.
- [Voiceover] Milania!
(tango music)
- Joe.
- Ashlee.
- Family.
- Uh-uh.
- Teresa.
- Milania!
- Joe.
- Ashlee.
- Family.
- Uh-uh.
- Teresa.
- Milania!
♫ Joe, Ashlee, Family, Uh-uh, Teresa
♫ Milania
♫ Joe, Ashlee, Family, Uh-uh, Teresa
♫ Milania
♫ She had it comin'
♫ She only had herself to blame
♫ If you'd a been here
♫ Here in New Jersey
♫ I betcha you would've done the same
♫ Joe, Ashlee, Family, Uh-uh, Teresa, Milania
♫ Joe, Ashlee, Family, Uh-uh, Teresa
♫ Milania ♫
- You know how people sometimes have these little habits
that get you down?
Like Joe, my husband.
Joe likes to---
How do I say this?
Have sex...
A lot.
It's around Christmas time, Jesus Christ birthday,
and I'm really tired, you know?
Just wanna put the kids to bed and relax,
and in comes Joe, complaining again
'cause we're not having enough sex.
Now, don't get me wrong.
He's a wonderful husband but he's Italian---
♫ So he's always on display
♫ On display, on display ♫
I mean, c'mon.
So I went to bed.
Is he on his period or something?
♫ He had it comin'
♫ He only had himself to blame
♫ If you'd a been here
♫ Here in New Jersey
♫ I betcha you would have done the same ♫
(tango music)
- I had my daughter Ashlee at a young age.
I literally gave up everything to take care of her
which was fine but now she's 20
and wants to move to California.
She has no job, no money, takes no responsibility,
and treats me with no respect.
"Sorry.", she tells me.
Sorry my ass.
She's a spoiled obnoxious little brat
with no appreciation for me
or what me and my husband have done for her.
She just parties her troubles away.
So, Ashlee, have fun in California.
'Cause no one's gonna help you out there
and you're not getting a cent out of me.
♫ She had it comin'
♫ She took a housewife in its prime
♫ And then she used me
♫ And she abused me
♫ Respect your mother, it's not a crime ♫
- My family means more to me
than anything in this entire world.
We're there for each other, two links of joined infinity.
My two sons, Albie and Chris, just got a new apartment.
I want to die.
These are my babies. I can't.
They're on their own now, starting a new life,
but they better come over for Sunday dinner.
Or I'll wring their necks.
♫ If you'd a been here
♫ Here in New Jersey
♫ I betcha you would've done the same ♫
- Is this thing on?
Hi, I'm Teresa Giudice.
My husband Joe and I just went through a bankruptcy
which was not so good.
Now my husband's ex partner is suing him for fraud.
As you can see, I now have to be conservative
with my spending.
I'm done but do not break up my family!
- [Voiceover] But did he do it?
- To me? Uh-uh.
Not guilty.
(slow tempo tango music)
- My cousin Teresa and I used to be really close.
Now, she won't even speak to me.
Every time I try to talk with her
and have an adult conversation,
she just shuts me down and blames the situation on me
over and over again.
For example, we were both invited to
Melissa and Joe's christening with all of our families,
when a huge fight breaks out.
In the chaos, I see her four kids left alone and unattended
so I grab her children and bring them outside
out of harm's way.
I come back in and there's Teresa screaming at me.
Teresa needs to learn
that you must be held accountable
for what you say to other people
or it's gonna come back and bite you in the ass.
You learn that in the sandbox, honey.
♫ She had it comin'
♫ She had it comin' all along
♫ I didn't do it
♫ But if I'd done it
♫ How could you tell me that I was wrong ♫
(tango music)
♫ He had it comin'
♫ She had it comin'
♫ They had it comin'
♫ She had it comin'
♫ She had it comin' all along
♫ I didn't do it
♫ And if she used me
♫ But if I'd done it
♫ And she abused me
♫ How could you tell me that I was wrong ♫
- Was that Kathy talking about me?
Bitch, are you kidding me?
No, I'm not done.
I am a good mother with four daughters to care of.
Joe, where's Audriana?
Joe, where's the baby?
Joe, find her and change her please.
Milania.
Milania, get down from there right now!
Like I said, I didn't do nothing.
♫ We are the House, House, House, Housewives
♫ He had it comin'
♫ She had it comin'
♫ They had it comin'
♫ He had it comin'
♫ She had it comin' all along
♫ 'Cause if she used me
♫ And she abused me
♫ How could you tell me that I was wrong
♫ She had it comin'
♫ She only had herself to blame
♫ If you'd a been here
♫ Here in New Jersey
♫ I betcha you would've done the same
♫ On display, on display ♫
- [Voiceover] Sorry my ass.
- [Voiceover] I'll wring their necks.
- [Voiceover] Do not break up my family!
- [Voiceover] Alone and unattended.
- [Voiceover] Bitch, are you kidding me?
- Joe.
- Ashlee.
- Family.
- Uh-uh.
- Teresa.
- Milania!