- Wow, they are coming after me.
Step aside, please.
Can you move? Can you move?
Today, we are playing Tower Defense In Valheim.
- It's a brand new game,
which means you have people who are exploiting the game
with new cheats, with the modding community
who are creating these insane builds.
- I am very excited to do this challenge.
- I have pretty much no strategy,
other than the movies I've watched going into this.
(dramatic orchestral music)
(whimsical tuba music)
- Round one, let us go!
- There's this little Greydwarf.
I'm gonna shoot him in the face with an arrow, then.
While all of his Greydwarf friends just kind of watch.
- Why are you guys just, like, standing over there?
All right.
This is level one for a reason.
- All right. This last Greydwarf,
he will meet the fate of many, many Greydwarves before him.
Just kidding, I missed.
- Oh, no. They're all just hanging out over here.
All right. I gotta take care of that. All right.
- Oh. Um, hey guys. What's going on?
We're all just kind of hanging out, having a good time.
Oh, hey. What's up?
Yeah. Okay. See ya.
- Get out. Bye-bye. Goodbye. Bye-bye. Hello.
(ding)
- Success! Greydwarves: zero. Tower: one.
- It looks like
(ding)
I cleared the level. Pretty easy first round.
(whimsical string music)
- Round two: skeletons.
If they're anything like the Greydwarves,
I'm sure they're going to be extremely, extremely easy.
And as soon as I say that, I light myself on fire.
- Oh. Oh, no! No! No!
- Oh, you brought a friend this time.
Oh, that's nice. You know, it's important to
invite your friends to events and not just, you know,
die alone.
- Can I roll out? Can I roll out? Okay.
That works. That works. That works. That works.
Oh, Jesus.
- Oh my God. Oh my God!
(laughs)
I'm out of stamina.
I'm out of stamina and I'm stuck!
I'm being beaten up and burned alive!
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, Jesus. No, no, no.
No!
Come on!
- Okay. I have no armor, I have no health,
and I have, like, 16 skeletons in front of me.
And I'm taking massive damage. Oh, no. I gotta run.
Dodge the arrows.
(buzzer beeps twice)
Okay. Nevermind, that didn't work out.
- All right. Do I have anything else?
Use my shield? Use my shield? I'm using my shield.
I'm using my shield. I'm using my shield.
What am I doing? Oh, no.
(buzzer beeps)
I don't think that went well.
- Hello, deer. Could you help me? Please?
(buzzer beeps)
They got me. The skeletons got me.
They broke my armor and they broke my spirit.
Skeletons: one. Tower: one.
(dramatic orchestral music)
- All right. Round three.
Trolls!
Oh my God! They're destroying the tower!
All right. My plan? Make it to the top, look down,
just unload arrows on them.
What can they possibly do? They're trolls.
And me? Skilled archer.
Oh, no!
Okay. I just took 80 damage. That's totally fine.
- I am on top of the...
Oh no. I'm on top of the guy.
Just get underneath the crotch. Just like, I don't know.
Just roll underneath the crotch.
- Wait, I have no stamina. This isn't good.
Roll! Nice.
Wait, roll! Nice.
Roll again! Okay, okay, okay.
- No! No!
The whole entrance is gone!
(yelps)
Oh. And there goes my stamina.
There we go.
Just jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
(laughs)
- I think they're fighting each other.
Maybe they're upset about something.
(sad piano music)
"Hey, that's not nice to do.
We shouldn't be attacking his tower."
"No. We're going to attack the tower no matter what."
- That's not part of the tower. Okay.
Oh! God!
- I actually think I can kill this.
Oh! I killed one of the trolls! Nice!
Ooh. His head just popped right off and is staring at me.
- Come back. I mean, go away? Oh, whatever.
I am missing. How's it not getting them?
- You know what? Last hit. I'm going to fight him.
And I'm going to hit him right in the butt.
I will take your brother's head.
I'm carrying too much. That was not a good idea.
- I got one!
(cheers)
Oh. No!
- Now I will shoot him right in the butt. No.
(ding)
You have been defeated.
Ow. Guys.
And that boar just ran through pure stone.
- No! I am so close!
(ding)
I did it!
The entire entrance is gone. It is gone completely.
So, they definitely put a dent into that.
- I beat the trolls.
The tower is going to need some renovations, I think.
Well, that's not my job. So...
(inspiring piano music)
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