smells delicious it tastes great but
it's the texture of
nutty poo hello i'm josh i'm molly and
today we're going to be trying some
jolly singaporean army rations
shout out to bq who sent us this stuff
from singapore
says dear jolly team really enjoy your
segments on military rations from around
the world
in this package are military rations
from the singapore armed forces
there are a few ways to heat up the
ration packs
is that camo paint i really thought you
were just smudging like
food paste over your face wow okay
you're really going for it
there are a few ways to heat up the
ration packs placing it over a hot
engine under the sun or into boiling
water
however they are eaten cold most of the
time as you rarely have time to heat
them up when you're in the field the
most
common method of eating them is to tear
a small corner
and squeeze the contents into your mouth
gotta try that straight up
wow you have really gone wow do i look
like
i'm ready to take on singapore's
adversaries i like shrek vibes
[Laughter]
not what i was going for coffee is also
consumed in a similar manner
for a small amount of instant coffee
into your mouth
followed by a handful of water and then
chew to mix the mixture
that's pretty good that's yeah i mean
your eyeballs are still incredibly white
yeah ollie i think you should try this
pour a small amount of instant coffee
powder okay into your mouth
a small amount small amount oh my gosh
followed by water yeah
and then chew to mix the mixture
yeah not terrible really i really
thought that was going to be awful
a quick and fast way to get your coffee
fix when you're on century duty at 3 a.m
oh yeah i can see that yeah
not that bad it's good right that's
really interesting
i'm trying to create a proper army
environment singaporean jungle is
basically identical okay
this one sounds very interesting here i
feel like you should try this
rip it off he said rip off a small
corner he went everywhere
oh my gosh wow straight from the bag
cold any guesses what that is i mean if
pasta
pasta yeah you've got one of the five
words sausage sausage
is in brackets at the end of the title
it's like
pasta pan brackets sausage yes black
pepper i'll give you that tomato
no look at it what's it look like pasta
with cheese of course how was that
i prefer the coffee yeah the coffee
surprisingly not bad
oh oh oh oh
why is it coming out as just one giant
that's significantly better than that
oh man that's not okay
goodness me it has why is it so clumsy
the exact
consistency of food
[Laughter]
the exact consistency breaks off exactly
at the same time
you know a poo would break that's a
coffee poo right there
smells delicious it tastes great but
it's the texture of
nutty poo wine in a shed
how do you know that i don't i haven't
how
answer me i deny having you you know
what
i think if you had either of these hot i
think that would be really good
this in particular if you had that it's
nice what is it it's like a lentil curry
the flavors are great so much better
than some of the army rations we tried
we tried german
we tried korean tried british french
french was really good the french was
the current winner i think
yeah probably this is pretty good though
finally from this packet
the dessert oh man wow i literally don't
even know what that means
only one way to find out just move the
flipping plants out there
i will be seen by the enemies you're an
idiot
you're pouring it in how liquidy is it
oh it looks horrible this is what you
just poured into your mouth
oh it's pretty good it's like
rice and lychee pudding
wow it's called barley nuta
dessert oh that's coconut
oh i was really expecting it to be
chocolate
with barley like rice pudding cold duck
i can't imagine having rice pudding cold
it's not good on the second bite
i don't know if i've ever seen a food
that looks more like vomit i mean i'll
eat it that's actually
way better than it looks oh man i'm not
sure i can eat much more
your face have you said that i actually
i'm getting like hot sweats okay okay
okay okay i've got i've got a couple
that i think are gonna be
okay this one sounds
very interesting all right just hurry up
i think i might be sick
was this in date almost almost that's
not what i want to hear
okay spoilers primary creating this is
chicken
frank was it a chicken
this is chicken or it is frank the
delivery mechanism
give it a go oh wow chicken frank looks
weird what is that what is that i forgot
what it is again
yeah i remember now
it looks like play-doh these are
javanese noodles
who's yours
so this is javanese noodles with chicken
frank which
i thought might be short for chicken
frankfurt it looks like
a scarecrow's guts like the scarecrow
remake
come on i'm saving private ryan
much better when i can see it okay the
lentil and beetroot salad poop
way worse when you can see it this it's
actually okay
oh that is easily the worst one we've
had yet
this one from the description sounds
like it's gonna be good
wow this one again consistency
how much did you eat consistency is
odd rice chef him curry
there you go karma curry rice in
brackets
chicken is the one is this like what we
would call a korma or is it just
something completely different
miscellaneous curry okay what part of
that is chicken
oh it's worst when you're off water okay
it smells kind of like green curry like
thai curry
rice yeah curry
chicken doesn't really taste that much
like chicken
i'm just gonna have a moment it's funny
because everything else tastes like
chicken well every other meat normally
tastes like chicken but
you're just hiding you know what that's
one of the nicer ones
if you heat that up i would say i could
have that on an average day for lunch or
dinner i don't need a design to eat
six different ones cold
okay final thing you can't just
disappear you can't just camouflage
yourself away from the final thing ollie
i know you've heard of red bean dessert
yeah have you ever heard of green beans
no i haven't
oh it's very liquidy there's bubbles in
there
why is it bubbling
[Music]
that's a lot it's a law
[Music]
that's um that's
it's not bad that's not what i expected
to say
[Laughter]
look at it why is it so liquidy and that
really does not look like a dessert
get my rubber beans oh did we just drink
the liquid without the beans the first
time around it's like beans in
in i was about to say we have green
beans
but they're like in casseroles yeah yeah
it's on the side
like a vegetable i mean it's like you
know it's like a very very diluted fruit
juice
with with green beans raw beans in weird
all right well
that has been a jolly adventure through
singaporean army rations
highs and lows i'd say can i just say
this coffee trick
that works if you are like really in
need for just a shot of some coffee you
and i have been on road trips driving
through the night
we would do that um it sounds gross but
not that bad some of these were actually
really good i would say that is up there
maybe
the second best rations we've tried
after the french oh
what about the korean ones the korean
rations they heated themselves korean
ones were good they were ones were
really good it's top tier army rations
well played singapore while playing
shout out again to b and q not p and q
that's the story
there's no cube was what you saw in the
letter thank you
thanks very much we'll see you jolly
soon
bye do you know if that comes off your
face by the way
i have no idea gosh i need some help
oh my gosh why does it look like you put
more on
not coming up have you put more on no i
haven't i've just been
oh yeah it's not coming i think you used
too much
you're going to permanently stay in my
oh literally you're gradually just
becoming like jim carrey in the mask
hi i'm colleen from pottstown
pennsylvania and my reason to be jolly
is that i
recently was approved as a foster to
adopt resource family i'm gonna be a mom