good morning all of you thinking things
out there and welcome to what the golf I
played a version of this before it was
just a little demo of it but the game is
finally out on the epic store and the
developer message me and was like hey do
you see the lake there demo ah but do
you want to play the full game over it
and I said yes developer I do thank you
thank you very much
where did he come from he followed me
okay don't make eye contact
luckily his eyes oh god it's tried to
detect him as well my camera's trying to
focus and him and me at the same time
camera no it's me
I'm the real Jack okay we're good just
don't just don't pay attention to it
alright let's just play some golf
look look happy happy little golf game
oh yes oh thank you
don't don't look directly at him okay if
you look directly at him but they can
enter mini who comes straight for you
what the golf is fun because it's a game
about where not everything is as it
seems
I got a flag apparently I don't know
what I'm supposed to be get um
eventually it's not just a golf ball
that will get fired it's the person yeah
let me just get so angry did you have to
beat a person across a golf course
but nice oh that's fun okay now I've to
hit the golf club across the course yeah
god damn it okay hole-in-one hold him on
hole-in-one hole-in-one
hole in one baby you've never seen
anything like it before
you've never seen anybody golf this good
before now if the golf a house huh oh
god oh god this is the game of golf that
everyone takes very seriously it's a
very serious game I will gladly play it
and have you not make fun of my golfing
skills you know how some people go out
and they play golf on a Sunday with
their dad I wouldn't know anything about
that this is not that game this is a
game or you just you just gonna fall you
what oh my lord
Oh pineapples let's hit the pineapples
to see what they do oh you cheeky hole
I'm got it there we go
that's like bad Frank is he still there
still there I'm just trying to record a
normal let's play and make it seem like
everything is fine down the cat tunnel
hello mr. cat what are you doing oh my
god this MC escher ass Oh
that's fun I like that alive this is
very Katamari feeling oh my god I
actually have a story hello a ball what
are you doing here the golf lab is
closed I'm going over this way see
beautiful I'm on I'm a golfing maestro
only call me that from now on I don't
hear anything about a youtuber or
anything like that I'm a golfing master
kappa stop it's me okay I've been here
for millions of years this is my face
this is what I look like
okay take it all in oh I'm putting the
whole that's fun there I got a
hole-in-one oh I like that experiment
number 4 22 wholesome joke oh my god any
of them any of you who want to hit the
hole
please somebody go in yes clubs for Nick
god this game is awesome
to fire a cat never been so offended by
hot dogs did you fell off the edge of a
cliff my face when Oh perfect but thank
you thank you very much Jeff in
practicing all day I get to pick me
alone jackaboy huh I see
this is a fun way of doing the game oh
man this is
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Oh oh my god are you serious with this
I'm a spider ball
I haven't spider oh god that's good
save me game hook and dock come on come
on
really come on this is your fault he's
so tall
why is he taller than actual me oh sweet
Jesus okay some of you will make it some
of you will not those of you who will
not make it I don't hear anything
you're not the balls that I know and
love these are the balls I know and love
you
super meatboy it's Angry Birds did it it
did didn't it do I'm glad that you're
not counting shots because this would
look very bad at sea ball or you oh oh
god oh god stop stop oh baby
flashes good talking to you jack just
stay back there please tables caught in
the chair man they're all over the place
am i launching the TV remote up the
whole Township
oh sweet Lord see ouch
got it what am i throwing this time the
TV hell yeah the TV and the VCR now some
of you by out there might not know who
the VCR is you might be a little
confused as to what that is that's where
mommy and daddy used to tape their TV
television programs you would know
anything about it cuz you're silly
Zoomer
nice I just want to be an office chair
this is the life
this is the life right now just be an
office chair
cheerio my favorite cereal oh that's so
cool that's so inventive and clever
goddamn people are talented
hello ball show me what you got this is
a boss fight my god I'm playing pong I'm
so good
no I don't like it really gets faster oh
I'm so good I made this for you I made
this for you
oh you sort of a bit stop stop never I
will never stop okay I'll stop like that
okay straight through no ice eat that
Robo dick my bad
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can I save a princess Oh it'sa me I love
football I have to do more I jump on his
head yes so this is a game within a game
I did it I'm a legend I'm a legend Oh
far away - man oh Jesus are you serious
with this Oh God
dude I don't even like regular flappy
birds ah the secret is to not panic
which is bad because I'm panicking hey
just be that just be that just once okay
are you serious that wasn't so bad I did
I find nail that oh this this is bad oh
no this is an Avengers level threat
okay easy does it finagle that bagel yes
Angry Birds can I actually take multiple
attempts at this this is great I love
this I'm amazing
oh I'm amazing at Angry Birds by the way
that's that's the talent that I don't
often show in front of people because it
scares them people are not ready for how
good I am I have to go all the way up
and get this ball to bring it back down
to score a goal well don't mind if I do
oh go you tiny little edamame bean
nice there it is there it is go go let's
do anything just the cutest little bean
oh yes score
no it's soccer I get it cuz okay
go easy go easy big fan oh yes are you
are you pulling my leg that was easy
give me a challenge game kid can't
source an irishman into a golf game and
not expected to be amazing soccer balls
can be shot at any time sheer force of
nature can't stop me you don't know me
hey stop stop okay okay okay
football I'm getting it that's what we'd
call it not soccer wait for it wait for
it wait for the perfect opportunity to
strike they think that can hold you down
because you're a soccer ball nah nah nah
prof you just shoot a boulder to hole in
it try and stop me yet tiny little bean
weirdos
silly kids can't stop anything you
couldn't stop your parents from having
yeah and now you're trying to stop me
from getting my goals nananananana one
of us has to at least reach our goals
I'm not disappointing my parents look at
Triple A man these are all technically
holes in 100 round them dribble around
and make them look foolish make them
look like they've been eating hot dogs
all day and then fan out and the Sun too
long and they smell weird oh excuse me
excuse me
three-nil three nails soccer kids I have
no problem trying to beat up kids in a
football match okay oh no oh you know I
did you never walk alone Liverpool
Turner you're a white car how do
football people speak oh my god I'm
going out into the deep vacuum of space
oh this is weird dude that's awesome
space this this is just Angry Birds
again if I oh god what way am I going
that damn it it wasn't enough my brain
does not want to do this the final
frontier
it's the final frontier
are you serious are you serious
I've played lots of Kerbal space program
I know exactly what I'm doing
oh go back that way go back that way go
back that way
there you go there you go there you go
oh come on come come on game is rigged
perfect all the way down see the
trajectory in your brain perfect
Eagle go that way sure why not
I mean I knew I'd make it all along oh
my god oh that's all it is folks we're
just a big giant marble floating along
with other marbles that's all life is
alright well next I'm set to explode
that song sounds familiar maybe it's not
watch this watch this I'll find your gap
and take it yes yes thank you very much
Lee damn it
okay hit the car you hit the car the car
will do its thing nice they might not
have to worry about a dang thing
I don't camera right here right now
boop beep beep oh god I almost fell off
that would have been trade bad yes
boomer k careful careful careful careful
stop stop nice and easy does it nice and
easy does a simple simple boom boom boom
boom I want you in my room to spend a
night together if I'm now it's over I
know how physics sorry cat I didn't mean
to all so sad
Oh lippy dippy pick your mark and go oh
my god can you believe that shot I can
cuz it was amazing okay this is gonna oh
this is proving to be much harder with a
man don't hit a barrel don't hit a part
if you hit a barrel it's all over Oh God
how if I survive this long in real life
- with brains like this who needs
enemies what there you go
move the gold if the goal is getting in
your way just move the goal thank you
thank you everybody I worked very hard
for this oh I have to run away from the
fuse oh Jesus
Oh God Oh God
this is hard I don't like time limits I
don't do well under pressure okay okay
okay just go just go just go just go
just go you haven't yeah oh that was
scary oh god oh god oh god oh Jesus okay
let's go that way
oh this is easy oh god no it's not
Oh God this is not easy
can they just go around the edge of
everything can they just cheat the whole
thing take that game take that I need to
play by your rules anymore
all right I think it's bossfight time
three until we get to fight the robot
again I love fighting robots I beat the
[ __ ] out of a robot any day what you got
tinman okay easy
not so easy easy oh oh never mind
am I on a time limit for this god damn
it okay I can do it I could do it I
could do it he believes in me
he believes in me yes son of a diddle
got him got him oh go go go go go go go
Oh God go go go
yes stop come on you should have hit
that come on ball come on ball did it
nice all right that's enough golfing for
the day that was super fun this is such
a creative and for an interesting game
if you laughed even at least once during
this game yeah you have to hit that like
button I'm sorry I don't make the rules
and remember as always don't look him
straight in the eyes if you did
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