-So, Andy, it's great that you're here and back in 30 Rock.
-Thank you, Seth.
-We have many memories working in this building,
and we've been good friends for nearly 15 years.
-That is correct, yes.
-But sometimes when you know somebody for that long,
there are moments when feelings get hurt.
-That's true, and you don't always have a chance
to stop and say you're sorry.
-So, I thought with the time we have together right now,
we would make amends for any past indiscretions
we've committed against one another
in a segment we are calling...
-"Seth and Andy Clear the Air."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I will start. Andy?
-Yes, Seth.
-I am sorry I'm not all caught up
on the last season of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."
I DVR'd it, and I plan to watch it as soon as I can.
-I work really hard on that show.
[ Laughter ]
-I understand.
-And I got to say, if you had a show,
I would watch it every night.
[ Laughter ]
-I do have a show every night.
[ Laughter ]
You're on it right now.
-And it's on every night?
[ Laughter ]
-It is. Do you watch it?
[ Laughter ]
-Uh-huh.
-Well, if you watch it, tell me one thing about it.
-Uh...
You do this thing called "Seth and Andy Clear the Air."
[ Laughter ]
-Do you forgive me?
-Seth Meyers, you are forgiven.
[ Chimes ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay.
My turn. [ Clears throat ]
Seth? -Yes, Andy?
-Seth, I'm sorry about that time
I made you drive me to LaGuardia Airport and then,
when we got there, I realized,
"Oh, wait. I'm not going to LaGuardia.
I'm going to JFK."
[ Laughter ]
And then when we got to JFK, I realized, "Oh, wait.
I'm not going to either of these places,
because where I really wanted to go was the bathroom."
Which I did. [ Laughter ]
In your car.
[ Laughter ]
Anyway, man, I'm sorry for drenching your sweet ride.
-That was pretty gross.
-But also a little cool?
-No. [ Laughter ]
-Agree to disagree. Anyway, Seth, do you forgive me?
-Andy, I forgive you. -Ahh.
[ Chimes ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-My turn. Andy?
-Yes, Seth. -I am sorry that I didn't
respond to your last text message.
I've just been very busy with family stuff,
especially now with the new baby.
-Is that the one your wife birthed out on your lobby floor?
-Yeah. -So your best friend of 15 years
is taking a back seat to the lobby baby?
[ Laughter ]
-Please don't call my son the lobby baby.
[ Laughter ]
-Where was he born?
-My apartment lobby.
[ Laughter ]
-Sounds like a lobby baby to me.
[ Laughter ]
-Fine. He's a lobby baby.
Do you forgive me?
-Seth, you are forgiven. [ Chimes ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
My turn. Seth?
-Yes, Andy? -Seth, I am sorry
that I've been dressing up like you
and going to fancy restaurants and causing mischief and mayhem.
[ Laughter ]
-You're doing what?
-'Causing mischief and mayhem under your name
at five-star restaurants.
-How?
-Well, I never pay, I half nelson the maitre'd,
I full nelson the chef, and if I see a full suckling pig,
you know I'm gonna crawl up inside that bitch.
[ Laughter ]
-You crawl inside the pig?
-Yes, and then, when they wheel that bad boy over to the table,
I pop my head out, and I scream, "There's a man inside your pig!"
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. But why do they think it's me?
-Oh, well, I do my patented Seth Meyers impersonation.
"Oh, hey, guys, I'm Seth Meyers.
You know me from 'SNL' and the movie 'New Year's Eve.'
Follow me on twitter @politicstelevisionman.com/trump
What do you think of my impression?
-That's a very, very good impression.
-Yeah. Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Seth, do you forgive me?
-Andy, you are forgiven.
[ Chimes ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
My turn. Andy?
-You know what, Seth? I want to go again.
Let's be crazy kids and break all the rules.
-Fine. -Seth?
-Yes, Andy? -I'm sorry that I've been
selling nude pictures of you on the Internet.
[ Laughter ]
-What?
-Yeah, man, I've sold hundreds of them.
-How did you get nude photos of me?
-Oh, I didn't say photos. I said pictures.
I draw nude pictures of you and sell them on the Internet.
Do you want to see one?
-I guess. -Okay.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Andy, I've got to say, that doesn't look anything like me.
-Huh? Oh! Right.
This one's of me.
[ Laughter ]
Pretty big hog, though, right?
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, I guess the crayon drawing you did of yourself
does have a pretty big hog.
[ Laughter ]
-Thank you.
Okay, but here's one of you.
[ Laughter ]
It's got a little dinky hog.
[ Laughter ]
Do you know what I mean, Seth? -Yeah.
-The hog's dinky.
[ Laughter ]
'Cause yours is little. -I get it!
[ Laughter ]
Andy... you are forgiven.
-Oh, thank God. [ Chimes ]
My turn. Andy?
-Yes, Seth?
-This one's actually pretty bad.
-Are you being serious right now?
-Definitely. -[ Gasps ]
-Do you remember when you won the 2014 Golden Globe
for Best Actor in a Comedy Series?
-Greatest night of my life.
Birth of my daughter doesn't come close.
[ Laughter ] -Well, if you remember,
I announced your name as the winner.
-Go on.
-Well, I don't know how to say this, but it was an accident.
Your name wasn't on the card. It was someone else's.
-You "Moonlight'd" me? [ Laughter ]
-Well, technically, I "La La Landed" you.
-So, who was supposed to win?
-Jim Parsons. -Old Sheldon?
-Yeah. -Bazinga.
[ Laughter ]
Well, do I still get to say every time I introduce myself,
"Hello. I'm Golden Globe Award winning actor, Andy Samberg"?
-It would be a lie.
-I'm okay with that. Seth, you are forgiven.
Liars are cool. Donald Trump lies.
Politics, high-five!
[ Chimes ] [ Cheers and applause ]
I love you, Seth. -I love you, too, buddy.
This has been...
-"Seth and Andy Clear the Air."