[Jon]: 5, 6, 7, 8.
(AWESOME music by jon)
[Thomas]: Anything you can do I can do better,
[Thomas]: Vine can do anything better than You... Tube.
[Jon]: No it can't. [Thomas]: Yes it can. x4
[Jon]: If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater. [Thomas]: Well...
[Jon]: Don't be a hater, I'm greater than you.
[Thomas]: No you're not. [Jon]: Yes I am.
[Jon]: Vine is just a gimmick. [Thomas]: Only for a cynic.
[Thomas]: I can do impressions. [Jon]: I can help depression. [T]: Ohh.
[Jon]: Education vids made me a grad and YouTube's free. [Thomas]: Ahh, wait for the ad.
[Thomas]: Anywhere you can reach I can reach further. I can reach double as far as you can.
[Jon]: No you can't. [T]: Yes I can. x2
(Sign: Jon 3 million subs. Thomas: 7,000,000)
[Jon]: Yes he can. [Thomas]: Yes I can.
[Jon]: Vine stars are bratty, go back to mom and daddy. [Thomas]: You should put disclaimers on the YouTube gamers.
[Jon]: I hear you only last 6 seconds long, do girls complain? Jon*Giggles well singing
[Thomas]: It's enough for your mom. [Jon]: Huh. *feeling rekt* [Thomas]:Ohh
[Thomas]: Anything you do, I can loop better. [Jon]: Everything I do, is better than loops.
[Thomas]: No it's not. [Jon]: Yes it is. x2
[Thomas]: No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. (Jon punches Thomas) [J]: Yes it is.
[Jon]: Viners are obnoxious, even when unconscious.
[Jon]: YouTube's for talent. [Thomas]: It's for Vevo and Fallon.
[Thomas]: You're just another Disney schmuck, parodies aren't art.
[Jon]: Story Time: You suck. *Evil voice* [Thomas]: *gasps*
[Jon]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter. I can sing anything sweeter than youuuuu.
[Thomas]: Noooooooo, you can't. *voice goes up and down*
[Jon]: Yes, I can. *repeats*
[Thomas]: No, you can't. [Jon]: Yes, I can.
[T]: No, you can't. [J]: Yes, I can.
[Thomas]: No, you can' t can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't. [Jon]: Yes, I can can can can can can can. You shut up!
[Thomas]: Nooooooo. IIIIIII can't.
(background music sounds) [Jon]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better.
[Jon]: Ooh. [Thomas]: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.
[Jon]: No, no, no, no! [Thomas]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
(acapella & beatbox arrangement in the background by Jon)
[Jon]: No, no. [Thomas]: Yeah, yeah!
(acapella & beatbox arrangement in the background by jon)
[Jon]: No, no! Uhhh. [Thomas]: Yeah, yeah! Uhhh.
(background music by Jon stops)
[Jon]: Anything Vine can do YouTube does better. [Thomas]: I can do anything better...
[Jon]: (higher note) Better. [Thomas]: (even higher note) Better.
[Both]: Than you!
[Jon]: No you can't. [Thomas]: Yes I can.
(Jon and Thomas laugh)
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(repeats small part in the background) [Jon]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better.
[Jon]: Ooh. [Thomas]: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.
[Jon]: No, no, no, no! [Thomas]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!